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Bless his heart.

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S'mores Oreos with that lovely Graham taste.

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First off, a couple shots of Jame-O will convince me to do almost anything, seriously. My real point has more to do with all caps WHAT IN THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING BY EVER EVER EVER END(pinky got tired) orsing this sad clown fuck stick of a candidate when you knew that brown people shit was going to hit the fan.

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“I continue to hope that Mr. Drumpf will rethink his position and take back those words and show respect for the separation of powers doctrine that is enshrined in our Constitution,” Ms. Collins said in an interview. “I continue to believe in redemption.”

Does this mean she believes Hillary can be redeemed?

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I'll spring for a round!

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The Conservative Case for Hillary Clinton http://www.texasmonthly.com...

And there's a Republicans for Hillary PAC now too. X)

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I like the Jameson reference. Graham shows small flashes of intelligence, but don't worry it will soon pass.

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He also gets points in my book for his open love for OHJB.

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Ted Cruz will never be murdered on the floor of the senate. To be killed by your friends, you must first have friends.

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Evan that is among the best titles I've ever seen. Ever.

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The uncut versions, right?

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If somehow, the convention can't dump Trump, I suspect the Libertarians will get a lot of GOP voters.

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How's about the little jackass stays in the Senate and away from the Cabinet? Those SC goobers wound find an even crazier sumbitch to replace him!

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Fine. I am sicker than shit of everyone's anti gay anti women bullshit on this website. Fuck all of you I am taking my money and going elsewhere.

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I'm more than 100% percent that that has been happening for months, and is continuing to happen, and that in fact many of the non-loonies on the right will both vote for her and privately support her. They know her from her 8 years in the Senate and as SOS, and by many accounts she earned their respect and was good at working across the aisle with them.

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I want to be BFFs with Drunk Lindsey Graham. We'll eat all of the ham biscuits, and lindy-hop until the break of dawn. (Such are my dreams since I gave up dating and became a full-time Cat Lady.)

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