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Hey. Know any new dick jokes?

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2nd quarter GDP shrinks by worst ever recorded 32.9%. Distraction time!Also, here in CO which been 100% mail in ballots for the last few years, there are also drop off locations available.

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"I don't judge a man by the color of his skin alone – I also look at the length of his nose"

David Perdue

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And his lack of foreskin.

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Our old cat decided to clean her lady garden so as to be in the Zoom call, with the head of the USDA community improvement office.She has never hung out in that location ever. In fact it is the young cats territory.

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Does it glow, have a hula girl and say, "Kiss me in the dark, baby"?

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I have to put the webcam ridiculously high up, like on five books, to get rid of my neck wrinkles.

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as if this is an ad for a Lifetime movie where she plays a bored housewife up for some secret jungle fever

I for one would watch the hell out of that movie.

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And if it does, where can I buy one?

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To be fair, Lindsey may have never tried to sexually satisfy a white woman.

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'This is real? Not just a political game? Wow. Who knew?'

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And, no doubt, some of Lindsey's best friends are gay.

Fellow closet cases on Grindr...

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2020, I put up with you until now, but Liberace Zubaz is a bridge too far.

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https://www.pinterest.com/p...

I don't know if that link will work.

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Republicans are still carrying that cross over Griffin's controversial “severed head" photo.

but the same people are strangely offended when you associate them with obama effigies, etc.

it truly IDWYAR.

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Not that he was *looking* looking, if you know what I mean.

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