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Is Andrew a kid from the time Roodles married his cousin? Is that why his face looks like that??

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No, child of Rudy's second marriage.

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The real entertainment I derive from this sleazy set of butt-lickers, con artists and amoral reptiles is the comedy inherent in their awkward attempts to put one over on one another; all of them live by the fools-golden rule "never give a sucker an even break", so when their plots come to light, the order of the day is "I'm not the fall guy, YOU'RE the fall guy", "every man for himself and the Devil take the hindmost". They never learn, that even while they engage in conspiracies of truly breathtaking scope and world-changing breadth, they are none of them capable of resistance to the temptation to fuck one another over. Also, they are constantly falling afoul of the ubiquitous recording devices that ultimately WILL be produced in evidence against them, and the Fifth Amendment and strategically placed gaps on their memories won't quite patch over the holes that the documentary evidence blows in their apologetics. Watching all these "Git tuff on crime" motherfuckers suddenly see the value of attorneys for the defense and their legal quibbles and their assumption that no one is guilty until a judge (jury optional) has found him so in court. Their leaps to judgement and their undermining of the rule of impartial justice tumble down on their own heads like a hundredweight of bricks, and don't they COMPLAIN! Railroading the innocent is all fun and games until it is you, not "them".

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And they all do it for Donald Chump.

Donald. Fucking. Chump.

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I'm sure that Rudy doesn't let JD Vance sit in the back seat by himself.

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Ta, Marcie. Everything TFG touches (ew!) ... no, I'm not even finishing the sentence.

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Well, chimp libelz, obviously!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha..takes breath...ha ha ha ha ha ha ..

Super Bowl rings his my eye. And take the car too.

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If there were any real justice in this world the judges would laugh Giuliani out of court and schedule a day for Ms. Freeman & Ms. Moss to show up with several U-Hauls and take every goddamned thing they want.

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...but she might have PISSED on Guiliani if he was on fire. AND probably would take less than that. He wants to feel like Bogie when he rides in the car. What will he feel like riding in the prison bus?

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Certainly not Vinnie!

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Yeah, "giving" them to his son and then putting them in his safe for safekeeping and wearing them on the weekend sounds exactly like what Rudy would do to hide assets from a previous marriage. Lets see how "I pre hid those assets from another financial entanglement." flies.

Also, ooooh it makes you feel good? Well fuck your feelings.

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I saw Rudy's daughter on TV, attractive, intelligent, teeth look human instead of Baboon-like. Then you got that photo of Gel Head, whose face looks like it got stuck in a revolving door. Baboon-like teeth to boot. Please tell me Rudy is her step dad or her mother had an affair with a famous actor.

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I can't..........I just...........

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Obligatory: Lionel Hutz libelz!

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Dying broke while living under a bridge would be too good for that assclown.

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I dunno. Somehow him living in a refrigerator box under a bride would be great if the next box over was the domicile of Trump. They could share curtain rods.

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sorry not sorry, whatever court is (courts are?) in charge should stop clowning around, let moss and freeman have the damn car and auction it off for whatever they can get, and allow them to proceed with further collection activities. letting rudy fart around talking about feeling like humphrey bogart is making the legal system look like a joke, FFS.

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exactly! I SERIOUSLY do NOT understand why court rulings like this do not include the schedule of payments AND immediate freezing of ALL assetts until such time the terms of payment (and method) have been determined

THE

MONEY

IS

NO

LONGER

HIS

HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO FUCKING SPEND MONEY THAT ITS NOT HIS

WHY is this so fucking complicated...?

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the court doesn't do the work for you, and a defendant's assets are not always part of the relevant inquiry in the initial lawsuit. once you prevail in a case, you have to collect your own judgment. this must come as a nasty surprise to many winning litigants, as they have to shell out further money for attorney fees and costs to go after assets in a separate legal action.

also, the pertinent collection/bankruptcy laws, depending upon your state and whether they have accepted the federal exemptions or have their own, limit what assets are fair game.

my initial comment was made out of sheer frustration; i already knew the answer that i have just provided for you, but there are days when you just have to vent!

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I was once 15 minutes late to court (because blizzard) for a $25 fine that I did not believe I should pay and the judge made me pay $250 bail on the spot, and that was back when $250 was a week's wages, that is if you had a good job.

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You ain't Rick Blaine, Rudy. You're not even Guillermo Ugarte.

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One of Major Strasser's toadies, perhaps.

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