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Ed Rice's avatar

Whether they should be hanged or not, some people *are* hung. But perhaps this is territory even Wonkette might prefer to leave unexplored…

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Marla's avatar

I half expect Roodles to jump up and down, work himself into a froth and tear himself in half, a la Rumplestiltskin. It will be messy, but fun to watch, no?

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Ann Linderman's avatar

The bankruptcy court needs to freeze the accounts of Roodles' current gal pal. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he's transferred funds to her for "safekeeping."

(OH, and also check to see if his dolt of a son has recently "come into some money" while they're at it.)

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Assmouth is campaigning in NY because he can’t FATHOM the idea that people don’t love him there. So it must be fake news. He’s a moron.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Roodles the Clown is just an unemployed former attorney, screaming into the void.

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Tosca's avatar

He may as well work for Trump for free, he won't get to keep the money anyway 😆.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Roo-Goo Guy Pain.

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Wasn't there something in the bail/bond agreement in GA about indicted co conspirators not being able to hang out together? Ugh, so much privilege on display.

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motmelere's avatar

Maybe Rudy wants Biden to be hung. I'm shocked at all of the kink-shaming on this site.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Biden may already be hung.

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JNC's avatar

wait, wait, wait … I thought Biden WASN’T elected! now America’s Mayor says he was!

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Erin's avatar

And they was right!

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

When from Murrica's Mayor to Mayor Can't Afford A McCheese Anymore.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦..."

That hard drive always was a slut.

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Jim Parker's avatar

Mark Robinson can confirm that.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

"Some bitches NEED de-fraggin'!"

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

"They said you was hung."

"And they was right."

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I got that pedantry from my mother.

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motmelere's avatar

You had issues with "raise their hands", didn't you?

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diogenez's avatar

How will he afford his hair dye...!?

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