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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

"registered sex offender"

now there's a shocker 🙄

Zap's avatar

Is she wearing a curtain?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It looks more like a throw-rug to me.

She seems to be asserting some kind of warped Harry Belefonte Calypso album defense:

♫ House built on rotten foundationWill not stand oh noSenate say thru all creationWill not stand oh no

Mitch built on Fox News foundationIt will stand oh yesSenate stall thru all creationIt will stand oh yes. ♫

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It will be too late when Mean Girl Putin takes over.

LDub's avatar

She shows promise for a career change to writing bodice rippers.

Wookie Monster's avatar

So, which is it? Did the democrats rush the investigation or did they take to long to submit the articles of impeachment?

carovee's avatar

...excoriated Congress for not exercising its constitutional authority to rein in a rogue president,

Its been awhile since I read the constitution, but didn't the founders put in a very specific mechanism by which Congress could reign in a rogue president? I know irony is already dead, but Murkowski just dug up its corpse and kicked it in the teeth.

carovee's avatar

LOL. That is our republican party in a nutshell.

carovee's avatar

Forever because he is not going to step down as president.

carovee's avatar

"Your basic. That's a devastating burn. You are devastated" - Michael from The Good Place (poorly quoted because my memory is bad).

carovee's avatar

Right? It kills me everytime they talk about nullifying the vote of the people when that's pretty much what every republican has been trying to do since they took over in 2010.

Michael Repetto's avatar

Oh yeah, I forgot about HER.

StarJamma's avatar

This is very dark, so I apologise, but I'm thinking more along the lines of she skullf@*#ed irony and then told it why she wasn't seeing him anymore, leaving irony footing the post-coital bill at the Anchorage Arby's. Why did you make Lisa do that, irony???

Mavenmaven's avatar

Repubs: He's "shameful and wrong" but he's our "shameful and wrong"