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KurtV's avatar

Are you being deliberately incoherent, or can't you help it?

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Yes, if Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney are the sane people in the room . . .

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

So they voted an oath of allegiance to the furrier, eh? Well, I voted an oath of allegiance to the candlestick maker! So there!

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

This kind of gets you into an ontological loop -- Lincoln, for one, insisted that the Confederates could not secede, and therefore were still "Americans." As Bill Clinton might have said, it depends on what the meaning of "is" is (as in, who "is" an American?)

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Loeffler and Perdue voters' concerns: Socialists! Black people! Brown people! Jews! In power! Auuuuugggghhhhh!!!

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Strong suit? It isn't even in their closets.

jamcl3's avatar

Ha, I missed that. I suppose what was meant was "führer".

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Has Trump noticed that no one likes him? Oh, sure, some around him pretend to, but that's just because they're hoping to get something by it. Literally, no one can stomach his fat orange ass.

Samurai Grog's avatar

...he f*king tried it.

scubaix's avatar

This is the most prescient thing you've ever written. Astonishing. Donating again.

Tina Mouse's avatar

I did not predict that the Capitol Hill police would conspire with the mob. :-(

Clark_Nova's avatar

You'll get Rocket Racoon and like it.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Why not? The Proud Bois are tight with cops almost everywhere. Only dif is the uniform.

Clark_Nova's avatar

That was certainly prescient.

Tina Mouse's avatar

I am sad to be wrong. It was not much optimism.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm getting extremely tired of their shit.