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Are you being deliberately incoherent, or can't you help it?

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Yes, if Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney are the sane people in the room . . .

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So they voted an oath of allegiance to the furrier, eh? Well, I voted an oath of allegiance to the candlestick maker! So there!

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This kind of gets you into an ontological loop -- Lincoln, for one, insisted that the Confederates could not secede, and therefore were still "Americans." As Bill Clinton might have said, it depends on what the meaning of "is" is (as in, who "is" an American?)

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Loeffler and Perdue voters' concerns: Socialists! Black people! Brown people! Jews! In power! Auuuuugggghhhhh!!!

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Strong suit? It isn't even in their closets.

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Ha, I missed that. I suppose what was meant was "führer".

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Has Trump noticed that no one likes him? Oh, sure, some around him pretend to, but that's just because they're hoping to get something by it. Literally, no one can stomach his fat orange ass.

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...he f*king tried it.

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This is the most prescient thing you've ever written. Astonishing. Donating again.

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I did not predict that the Capitol Hill police would conspire with the mob. :-(

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You'll get Rocket Racoon and like it.

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Why not? The Proud Bois are tight with cops almost everywhere. Only dif is the uniform.

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That was certainly prescient.

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I am sad to be wrong. It was not much optimism.

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I'm getting extremely tired of their shit.

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