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Holy cow! DC Circuit DENIES trump's petition for an en banc re-hearing of his gag order. They also DENY a stay pending appeal. Not a single judge on the circuit voted in favor.

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Fucking DENIED, you orange pisswhistle.

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All ketchup bottles within 100 miles of Merde-A-Loser are fearing for their lives today.

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For all of the Rethug bluff and bluster regarding law and order they certainly have no compunction in regard to petulantly disregarding federal law and presidential edicts.

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Something something protect but doesn't bind, something something bind but doesn't protect.

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Yet another senseless act of violence brought to you by ammosexual fuckheads.

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Admiral Kirby: I have had enough of YOU!

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NYT: Joe Biden hasn’t done enough to earn our votes. Yes he’s accomplished a lot in his 1st term. But he hasn’t promised us a unicorn in his 2nd term.

Also NY: if Trump’s 4 criminal trials get delayed it could help him politically!

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In a statement responding to the article, DEFENDANT troofed, "Elecric camel cars! Windmill whales! Ronny Jackson cognizant camel debank!"

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HuffPo: Trump’s Attempt To Describe Missile Defense Has To Be Heard To Be Believed

“Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! They’ve only got 17 seconds to figure this whole thing out, right? Boom, OK. Missile launch, pssshng, poom! It’s the most ― and we don’t have it here!”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-missile-sounds_n_65af7c47e4b09e7f5b9cf16c

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Like a very precocious 4-year-old.

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He's been on a tangent of stupid today, hasn't he?

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It's only going to get worse.

It is also damned near incomprehensible to me how and why that psychotic fascist fuckwit is still waddling around a free man.

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He needs a padded cell.

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Brain damaged chromosome deficient gibbon with dropsy libelz!

Oh wait, nobody mentioned the gibbon yet.

Anyway, yes.

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You're erudite this morning. Is the sun over the yard arm yet? I think I need a drink, although I have to drive to get one.

I think I'm gonna email you later to call you an arse badger.

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Which is why we're turning our lonely eyes to Ellen Ripley.

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Iran is in a bind with China; China is very busy suppressing Muslims and Iran sits by and watches.

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Money trumps everything else.

I’m sure Iran sitting on massive deposits of minerals and rare earth elements has nothing to do with nothing.

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F'ing moron. Why waste time interacting with him?

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Republicans keep pointing to the stats that show more people are being stopped/arrested/whatever at the border.

Am I losing my mind, or does that mean we're actually controlling our border?

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They do indeed appear to be publicly confirming that the Biden administration is successfully preserving border security on the southern border.

Perish the thought that Rethugs should ever recognize that the vast MAJORITY of those in the US illegally enter from across the 49th parallel.

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Or through international airports.

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They have problems with English, apparently the motherfuckers do not understand it.

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See also: record fentanyl seizures at border.

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“Does razor wire work?”

“We can take you down there and let you test it.”

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I don't want to live in the country that puts razor wire on the border that kills people.

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I don't either.

It is barbaric inhumanity.

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East Germany on Line 1.

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Very Iron Curtain, razor wire is. I might add that the old IGB (IDG auf Deutsch) is now a wildlife preserve.

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Human thumb: "Youze guys..."

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Reek comes through with fuckhead "question" that is really propaganda.

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“(...) but go on.”

Such a perfect response in such a perfect manner.

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The admiral is well prepared for these idiots.

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Meanwhile, the New York Times delivers another piece of hard-hitting journalism:

𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩.

Never would have guessed that!

/ffs

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[agonized, thoroughly disgusted groan]

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Ellen Ripley, our lonely eyes turn to you.

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Sunak is just another in a seemingly infinite series of incompetent Tory PMs.

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Why are we talking smack about Tuvok's dad?

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OT: A bit of a lunch-time (EST) treat - MANATEE MADNESS!!1!

𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝟵𝟯𝟮 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘁 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/look-record-932-manatees-gather-at-florida-state-park/ar-BB1h5TUf

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!Don't say ray! Don't say ray!! Don't say....

Huh? What???

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Tsk. Do I have to do everything?

OH, THE NEW MANATEES!

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Was there a butter cow? Perhaps a huge fiberglass dolphin? For why, manatees?

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It's their caucus convention.

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It's cold out and the springs at this latitude are 72 Freedom Degrees all year.

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The temp of waters in Florida's springs is constant. Therefore, in cold snaps, they're warmer than other rivers, the ocean, etc.

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They just wanted candy.

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Warmer waters is for why

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"Warm water ports". Generic Russian history answer #1.

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"Whither Vladivostok", the novel by George Orwell, is answer #2.

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Wow, you all read the article. I just wanted to rag on dugongs.

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That particular Blue Springs (there are four in all) is local to me and Frank!.

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And extraordinary beautiful!

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I still didn't read the article.

But I love that you and Frank are sort-of-neighbors!

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"rag on, dugong" is the first release from my trancecore sitar-dobro-bouzouki side project

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Oh the huge manatee!

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Any one of whom would make a better President than Donald Judas Turmp.

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Is there going to be an erotic dance competition ? Will Nomi Malone be judging the pole numbers?

https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C2c4awkRw13/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Love how his stupid crayon scribble Twitter but slightly more Nazis gets 4 figures of response engagement, even though the sole reason it exists is so he can post there

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