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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Missed it again.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

"Why hasn't Biden fixed the national debt caused by Trump tax cuts? Is he too old?"

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Sofa borne STD's have taken a dramatic increase since the end of the GOP convention. How will the President handle this epidemic?"

"Every sofa in the White House has been thoroughly examined and vetted. The President has urged local authorities in Milwaukee to round up all sofas in thier city and ship them to thrift stores in Florida."

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Watching the Olympics and a Trump ad came on.

Booed so loudly I now have to calm my dog down....BBL FFS...

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Dina's avatar

Thankfully, I have to watch it on the BBC. Not only are there no trump ads, there are no ads at all!

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Sherry's avatar

LOL!!!

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Tetman Callis's avatar

It really tied the room together.

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Sherry's avatar

Until it found out about Vance and the Barcalounger..Then it was torn apart!

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LP's avatar

OMG. The comments are hilarious.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Cats startled. Hope you're happy.

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Nolan Mark's avatar

As the comments point out, it's a cooch.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Canadian, eh?

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Antifa Commander's avatar

The Judy Chicago collection!

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Nolan Mark's avatar

She's still going strong at 85.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Last supper controversy!

Bingo!

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

Trump called future Second Husband a horrible Jew

Trump stunned the nation with his Tuesday morning appearance on the conservative radio show "Sid & Friends In The Morning" during which he calmly replied "yes" to the hosts' jab at Vice President Kamala Harris' husband Doug Emhoff.

"He's a crappy Jew," said host Sid Rosenberg. "He's a horrible Jew."

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SkeptiKC's avatar

As opposed to who?

IrreleIvanka?

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"M"'s avatar

He's picked a fight with the wrong one this time

2nd G Doug will have Donald sliced and diced and he won't know he's dead for two weeks

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

That should expand his voter base, for sure.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Yeah, bomb Beirut. That'll cool things off.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

That sign language interpretor should just stick both middle fingers out at the press idiots.

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ᴄᴏɢꜱᴡᴇʟʟ's avatar

The press core needs to go back to how they used to be required to act. With civility, respect and manners. It used to be that in the briefings, the Press Secretary would call on an individual and they would state their name and news organization then ask their questions respectfully. It seems since FAUX news and all of the other far right extremist alleged news outlets came along, that all went out the window.

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algore lactating's avatar

i remember when jim acosta got banned from the white house press room for not abusing madeleine westerhout.

how things change.

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blueicebank's avatar

Today I'm happy as a clam (ahem), because my car is back, baby.

My happy song for y'all. Obstackles, yo.

Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0cAWgTPiwM

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Nolan Mark's avatar

Did One Piece at a Time, come under consideration?

https://tinyurl.com/2w8w9h4f

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Nolan Mark's avatar

Did One Piece at a Time come under consideration?

https://tinyurl.com/2w8w9h4f

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blueicebank's avatar

Nope. In the wild. Just like "cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh."

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Headline in nyt's says trump refuses to back away from no more voting remarks. It is followed by this sentence "Democrats have highlighted former President Donald J. Trump’s remarks as evidence he would end elections." Hmmmm. Isn't that like saying "after the murderer admitted to the murder, the jury took that as evidence that he committed murder"?

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Christine's avatar

And laura ingraham tried so hard to cover for him! But he was too dumb — and weird — to take the bait.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Except that the jury wouldn’t necessarily be partisan. Calling out his remarks as anti-democratic has somehow become election rhetoric.

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R. Riddle's avatar

"Trump Backs Away from No More Voting Remarks After Heritage Foundation and Billionaires Tell Him to Zip It"

/fixed it for you, NY Times

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Sherry's avatar

His campaign manager Civity also got them to get the director to step down and now "claim" that they are abandoning this plan. They, of course, will only do their nefarious crap on the DL.

https://apnews.com/article/project-2025-heritage-foundation-trump-e2674ea34da786d85e97c0908b0b98a8

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algore lactating's avatar

they do a lot of things on the downlow.

hambiscuits! knows.

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R. Riddle's avatar

"How dare you publicly release the plan of what we intend to do!!"

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Joe Beese's avatar

peak Pitchbot:

<< Whether it's Kamala Harris helping to raise other people's children or Donald Trump going to Epstein Island to have sex with other people's children, both candidates have made a lifelong impact on other people's children. >>

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BosGrl's avatar

US Women's Gymnastics with GOLD!

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

Dudes broke their losing streak too! Bravo USA Gymnastics!

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algore lactating's avatar

1st gold since beijing 2008.

obama & trump broke it, then biden brought it back.

(tokyo 2020 took place in 2021, but still a trump show, since us qualifying was in 2019, prior to the 'vid, & games would have been in 2020, if not for the 'vid.)

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BosGrl's avatar

They were so good.

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Parakeetist's avatar

AAaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chirpc hirp pip pipp pip! Yeeeeee!

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tek's avatar

some srs cheering going on at the Olympics rt nw.

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BosGrl's avatar

I love how the men's team was cheering them on from wherever they were :D

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Nolan Mark's avatar

France.

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clairence's avatar

Everyone in this waiting room looked up when I laughed out loud.

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BosGrl's avatar

D'Accord.

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