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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

The Atlantic has published screen shots. They are not going to sit around being called liars by these clowns.

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Question Cat's avatar

Goddamn, I watched the hearing yesterday. I can't watch a 2nd shitshow!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sure this is a big, big deal. But! Not as super-big as that time Tulsi was doing atmosphere on that one episode of The White Lotus!!. Go Tulsi!!!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Like any reasonable adult, I'm horrified by the incompetence and inanity on display, but I'm glad we have YOU to make fun of it all.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Canada will gladly accept refuges from the formerly United States of America...

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Hank Napkin's avatar

First though -- have you seen what those people call 'bacon'?

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Alternative Dog's avatar

I hope the democrats play every card in the deck over this republican fuckup. Dribble some minor or major tidbit about it every day to keep in in the news for the next two weeks. Do whatever is necessary to get Goldberg's notes and a transcript of everything he heard and, without revealing what's been learned, get the relevant republicans on record as to their determination of whether or not classified information was discussed.

If they say there was no classified information, then make it public. It will be immensely embarrassing for them regardless. If there was classified information, keep it in the press that the administration leaked classified information to a journalist. Chew this fucking bone until it has been turned into subatomic particles.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

IF ONLY we had Dems in Congress with the stones to ask these sorts of questions. If only. (ok we've got a few. But goddamit Democratic Party, it should be *every freaking one of you*)

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BlabbyChic's avatar

God bless you Evan, truly you are doing the Lord's work.

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Vic's avatar

Clowns gotta clown.

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Andy Reed's avatar

IF ... I pray ... Democrats do regain Congress in 2026 and 2028, and the White House in 2028, SOMEONE has the balls to charge, arrest, and imprison these incompetent traitors to the United States. Maybe even give them the Saddam/Qaddafi/Ceausescu treatment.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Worldwide threats: I think the call is coming from inside the house.

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

WOW. Thank you for this.

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Kimmyb's avatar

Thank you for your service. That was magnificent.

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Mr Beeep's avatar

But the black lady who laughs sometimes would have been much worse than this huh?

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Sgt JMK's avatar

And the pantsuit lady's eeeeeeemaaaaaaaaiiiiiiils were SO SO SO SO much worse!!

*grrrrrrrrrrr*

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Can you imagine how terrible this would have been if the proven rapist and hater of our troops, cops and Constitution Trump had not hired the most meritorious people out there for these jobs but just hired a bunch of toadying suck-ups whose only were hired because they will just tell Trump what he wants to hear and do what he tells them to do?

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tek's avatar

That would be incomprehensible.

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wait, wut?

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

What?? It's over?? I broke for a quick lunch, then, nothing!

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