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Jen's avatar

Annnnd somebody passed out?

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And we're done for the day. Three cheers for shout-out to American cricketeers!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

How do they get the puppet strings on them and are they all named 'Jiminey''???

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"M"'s avatar

Still drinking from the bitter White privilege cup

Kelly O'Donnell - will you PLEASE SHUT UP

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Big brags on taxes (no double depreciation) and immigration (spouses…yay!) on the agenda

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swmnguy's avatar

The tax one I want to see is sunsetting of the 20% tax break for LLCs.

Sure, it puts a lot of money directly into my pocket. But, see, I don't need it. And the USA does. And the overwhelming majority of us who get it, don't need it. We aren't going suddenly hire somebody because we pay less income tax. We only hire people when doing so would help us make more money.

People in business know this. Most of us just keep quiet about it because Trump knows nothing about business, so he might actually believe this bullshit. If he believes anything at all, that is.

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"M"'s avatar

Since I feel sure the USDA has not gotten around to dealing with this --

-- no applesauce from Dollar Tree until we get this straightened out

https://x.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1803128992993890619?t=5s9YxA_aa7fKvRedSEaexg&s=19

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Internet Personae's avatar

Brief break for emergency - she responded instantly - when that same thing happened at a tRump rally - they asked him for water - He said, β€œWater?” and took himself a drink - that is text-book narcissistic behavior -

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just hope that individual recovers swiftly and without complication.

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Internet Personae's avatar

Which is why you are not a narcissist -

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clairence's avatar

WHY NOW?!

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Internet Personae's avatar

Has she congratulated the governor of Maryland for answering Biden’s call to pardon 175000 cannabis users for possession -

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Internet Personae's avatar

Also too - she said β€œWe welcome the news.”

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clairence's avatar

Was just asked the Q. "Welcome the news". Not exactly 'congratulations', but better than 'huh?'

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Internet Personae's avatar

And she mentioned the β€˜process’ of rescheduling cannabis -

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"M"'s avatar

Stephanie Ruhle had him on last night and Lawrence O'Donnell had him on the night of the day he did it, night before last

You don't want to parade news like that in a roomful of correspondents where the general tone of the room still permits Peter Doocey a chair

(especially with the literal FAKE NEWS Faux Noise just pulled misrepresenting POTUS Joe in Normandy)

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Internet Personae's avatar

They should’ve dumped Fox after the Dominion case -

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"M"'s avatar

They absolutely should have.

The next thing to ask yourself is why the requests of those who did in fact make that request were ignored πŸ€”

Liars don't need chairs in the WH Press Room

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Internet Personae's avatar

I guess if they didn’t have Peter Doochie’s inane questions - Fox viewers would never see Karine at all -

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blueicebank's avatar

And I'll say it again: Age is not necessarily an indicator of cognitive decline. I've known youths who were dumb as a bag of rocks. I cared for a man who made it to 95, and that old Nebraska guy was sharp as a tack, until he went into decline, and even then he remained self-aware. I miss that old guy. Because of my father, Don and I could share stories about the Great Depression, and the Korean War. His only flaw was he had about zero cultural influence, such that when I brought up the Big Band era of Jazz (his time), he barely knew, much less Boogie Woogie, early Rock, ... but hey, I guess we all have blind spots. I help out a woman 10 years my senior, and it's almost like she missed the entire 1960s. So yeah, don't assume because someone's old they aren't tip-top, but also don't assume they know Jack about the decade they grew up in. I'll bet you if I asked Joe Biden about "Sing, Sing, Sing" by the Benny Goodman band, I'd get a blank stare.

Here, I'm triggered: Hit it, Gene Krupa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Just saw a story about a 104 year old woman who is still a Lobster fisherperson....

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CalOldBlue's avatar

We try to make an annual pilgrimage to Tuscaloosa for the birthday of a beloved centenarian (now 102). She regularly cleans our clocks at cards.

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swmnguy's avatar

My Grandfather died in his favorite chair at age 96; half-drunk Manhattan and half-smoked stogie on the end-table. TV still on, to the channel that played Lawrence Welk the previous evening.

My uncle went to go see what was up when he hadn't shown up for work by 7:00 AM. Grandpa didn't really have a job, but he turned up every day at a half-dozen places where he did the accounting, looked after the work in progress at the little manufacturing place my uncle ran. He was a busy guy.

And checking out like that? That's like winning the damn Lotto.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Your Gramp's sounds like a great guy and Manhattan is the way....

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swmnguy's avatar

He and I polished off a pitcher of his Manhattans one time when he was about 93. He was up by 5:00 AM, all chipper and showered and ready to go. I wanted to die.

The key ingredient was a big plastic bottle of Old Crow. He insisted, the cheaper and nastier the Rye Whiskey, the better the Manhattan.

Hey, he lived to 96 and never lost his capacity for working (and goofing around), so maybe I oughta take it up.

My mom would get mad at him for drinking and smoking cigars. I was like, "What the hell, Mom; what are you, worried he's gonna die young?"

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Well, since I like mine with Maker's Mark we'll agree to disagree..otherwise no notes!

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swmnguy's avatar

If I do take it up, I'll probably start with whatever's cheap at Costco. Kirkland's Special Rye, $20/gallon, or something like that.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Republican fake videos of Biden show just how much they are willing to fight for this country - Bret Stephens

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"M"'s avatar

I want the head of whomever it was who had the bright idea to make sure that lil bloviating bigot got a Pulitzer

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Demme Fatale's avatar

"Republican fake videos of Biden show just how much they are willing to cheat for a win."

- Demme Fatale

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

They CARE MORE than you do!

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clairence's avatar

They care enough to lie about EVERYTHING

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HooverVilles's avatar

Something completely different for a Brane Klenzing Break.

ENJOY

YER WELCOME

https://substack.com/@hoovervilles/note/c-59407232?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2lsb5b

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Tetman Callis's avatar

We used to have those in New Mexico. They ran wild, they ran free.

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Richard S's avatar

The extremely rare Catalope!

Not to be confused with a cantaloupe, which is much rounder.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Doh! A deer! A feline deer!

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clairence's avatar

I saw what she did but I don't understand why she did it.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

β€œWe hear Biden is spending up to 8 hours a night in an unconscious state. Is this true?!?!”

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Nope. DC isn't a state.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

She is reading R's for filth for not passing Immigration Compromise Bill.....

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Karine is really good at her job.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

and easy on the eyes too....

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Beautiful.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

huh? wha'?????

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Policy is MEGO (My Eyes Glaze Over) as far as the beltway media is concerned.

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carovee's avatar

Policy is so boooring and haaaard. Quick somebody give Biden an ice cream cone so we have something we can really sink our teeth into.

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"Bet Karine Jean-Pierre Gonna Say More Fake Biden Videos Are Fake"

Dammit, there's a "video killed the radio star" joke in there somewhere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs&ab_channel=TheBugglesVEVO

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

Unfortunately that didn't include AM talk radio hosts

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swmnguy's avatar

There's a point to the cheap fake videos. Just as there's a point to the endless, ever-more-absurd lying.

It's not so the rubes believe it; though that's a bonus.

The real point is so everybody else stops believing π’‚π’π’šπ’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆ. Once nobody believes anything, Fascists can say anything, and get just enough people to do anything.

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"M"'s avatar

πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†

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carovee's avatar

Very good point.

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Zeitgeist's avatar

See Also: Flood The Zone With Shit.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

And fucking John Stewart actually joined in saying Biden was β€œtalking to ghosts” in the paratrooper video. WTF happened to him.

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swmnguy's avatar

I never gave him the credence and credit for depth and sincerity apparently many did. He's a TV entertainer. He can be entertaining. I can tolerate him a lot longer than I could ever tolerate Bill Maher (especially after I worked with Bill Maher on a gig and discovered that, at least 25 years ago, he was a mean drunk at 9:00 AM when he was working for a big check).

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carovee's avatar

He always has been.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Just like Colbert, he now buys into phony-baloney media narratives he used to mock.

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swmnguy's avatar

There's a complicated reason those phony-baloney media narratives exist, and persist.

TL;DR: $$$$$

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swmnguy's avatar

From strictly a writing perspective, it does give room to extend the bit, and to build in some dramatic tension and balance that may not actually exist.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Authoritarian Playbook Rule (not 34)....

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42tontom's avatar

*googles, makes shocked face*

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Best friend growing up, smartest guy I know but voted trump the first time.

"Dan, Fox lies to you 24/7."

"I don't know what to believe"

So yeah, That's the whole idea.

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities - attributed to Voltaire

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Daniel's avatar

It was actually from a review he wrote of a Terry Gilliam film.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

It’s the same thing with all the β€œBiden Crime Family” nonsense.

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swmnguy's avatar

The "Biden Crime Family" nonsense is a good one. It came out only after people started paying too much attention to DJTJ, Vanky, Jar-Jar, Eric, and the whole nepo-baby grifter brood. Which is also why just now the "Apprentice" movie guy is leaking out that Trump hates nepo-babies.

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swmnguy's avatar

All of it. Pick any example. I like the "Tariffs are too not a tax on Americans; the Chinese will pay them just like the Messcans paid for Wall."

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paperlesstiger's avatar

So Fox News can fit in.

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phantom_stranger's avatar

This is precisely the correct analysis.

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Side order of whataboutism.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

David Broder created it.

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swmnguy's avatar

And so, so, much of the rest of our current mental environment.

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