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Did James Madison let drunks buy guns? SCROTUS is truly majestic.

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cut cancer in half?

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Chemo for some; tiny American flags for others. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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Hunter Biden is "Packing Heat without a License" coming from Vivid Entertainment this Fall!

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"License to Thrill" "Sex Hunter" "The Embiggening"

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"Hog in the House"

"MTG and the Enthusiastic Nine Inches"

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Higher and Harder

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"Hunter Biden Indicted on Gun Charges" Will the repubs heads implode from cognitive dissonance? Attack Hunter Biden/Defend Gun Rights! No, not enough cognition.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/14/us/politics/hunter-biden-indictment-gun-charges.html

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Not unfair. Hunter Biden should have known better. He should be held accountable for his actions.*

*Does not apply to any Rethuglicans. If they're held accountable for their actions, it's not justice, it's politicized persecution! Unfair! Unfair!

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I can't believe they've weaponized the DOJ to indict somebody for a federal form misunderstanding.

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This is almost never prosecuted because you pretty much need a contemporaneous drug test to prove it. Apparently Hunter admitted this in his book. Doooh!

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1. Cognitive dissonance only applies if the person in question is smart enough to realize that their contradictory ideas are in conflict.

2. Hypocrisy doesn't bother people who genuinely believe that the rules should be applied differently based on who you are.

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There's no cognitive dissonance or hypocrisy here. The motivating principle at work is everybody that is not a republican is a target for republican takedowns. That is the only operating principle. They don't support gun rights, they support hurting not-republicans.

We're dealing with a political party that if Matt Gaetz were driving with any Democrat in the front seat, he'd intentionally Madison Cawthorn himself if he thought it would Chrisotpher Reeves* the Democrat.

(*i do know it was a horse)

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Well this is a real duh moment for me. I don't know why I didn't put that together on guns like everything else. I have no connection to guns in the way I do other issues but they intersect regardless. Mowing kids down in schools is the last straw for me.

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Never underestimate their mind bending twisted R pretzel logic. It wins every time with the morons.

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I wish it wasn't so easy for them, but morons are morons.

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Hypocrisy is their MO.

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It's all they have and all that they are.

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is this a campaign speech? or just a budget battle speech?

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Yep. The details speak for themselves, however, for people thinking about who to vote for.

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One and the same when the GQP wants to shut down the government.

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According to the media and Rs Biden is the most clever gangster since Vinny "The Chin" Gigante

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Yet he is too feeble to run for 2024. How does one reconcile that?

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See BobbseyTwin's comment above.

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founding

"Hunter indicted on gun charge" sounds like code for "Hunter is massively endowed."

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"Hunter's packing, and Margorie is thirsty...."

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That would be "Hunter Biden indicted for Mightiest Swordsman in All the Land."

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a Doctor Sigmund F has entered the chat

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You can never tell how you're supposed to react to Biden. I mean, he doesn't end a string of words with a clue, sad! It's worse than that, he doesn't capitalize words in his online posts. What does he expect us to do, read EVERYTHING in that tweet? Who has time for that? /S

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Hunter peen! Not properly filling out an ATF form! IMPeaCh HIs dAd!!1!1!1

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Hot take alert, but "Bidenomics" is possibly the worst portmanteau I've heard, and I've heard "hangry". Not only do you not want to remind people of "Reaganomics", but it also implies ownership of an economy where most people have seen their buying power go down, even if certain macroenomic numbers have improved.

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Obamanomics was a missed opportunity, imo.

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Come on, admit it… you really just wanted to say “portmanteau,” didn’t you? It’s okay, it’s a lovely word.

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While I agree Rs absolutely love Reaganomics. It's their holy grail to which they measure all else to. While it fucked the real people they are too stupid to realize it.

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Try 'furgonomics,' a portmanteau of 'furry' and 'ergonomics.'

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OT. Libyans upset about perhaps 20,000 dead from two dam breaks.

"Libyans call for inquiry as fury grows over death toll from catastrophic floods"

• Attorney general asked to investigate amid allegations warnings ignored about dangerous state of two dams

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/14/libya-call-for-inquiry-fury-death-toll-catastrophic-floods

Obligatory, "When The Levee Breaks":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM

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I fear that something like this will happen in the US with Rs refusing to sign on to any infrastructure bills.

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The infrastructure bill passed two years ago

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I am aware but the damage was left for too long. I'm sure we all know of dangerous bridges, roads etc that have been ignored due to lack of funding.

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And it'll be Biden' fault, of course.

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Well yeah. They blame Biden for shit the orange moron did during his reign of terror. They are trying to impeach him on things he may have done decades ago or while VP. Their stupidity has no bottom.

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Randy Newman “Louisiana 1927”

https://youtu.be/MGs2iLoDUYE?feature=shared

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Rest in peace to all the departed.

Also, the original of that song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhEa8vuP6U

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OK, When The Levee Breaks" on electric ukulele:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dijJ4pr7BZo

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Allah smooth their way to Paradise.

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'𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭': 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(sniff, sniff)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hahahahahahahahhahahaaha...

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But, but Republicans are very concerned that a form from an agency that they didn’t let have a director for 10 years was improperly filled out!

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Yes. We know.

~ America

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And then the questions: MR PRESIDENT ARE YOU A WHOREMONGER?!!MR PRESIDENT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER’S COCK? ARE YOU A MONEY LAUNDERING GANGSTER OR A DODDERING FOOL?!!!

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IF JOE BIDEN REALLY WANTED TO BE FAIR AND NONPARTISAN HE’D ALSO MAKE A PERFECT PHONE CALL TO GEORGIA ASKING FOR A FEEW THOUSAND VOTES TO BE FOUND FOR TRUMP

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tramp's porn peener payoff has entered the chat.

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Just another grand distraction from the GQP.

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Sep 14, 2023·edited Sep 14, 2023

Hunter has been indicted on the gun charge. Problem is....the 5th Circuit Court threw out a conviction for the same thing recently, AFTER Hunter agreed to the rejected plea deal. If this ruling is upheld, his too will be thrown out. Great self own.

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That did sound like a complicated nothing.

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The SC is about to moot the issue anyway.

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