"Hunter Biden Indicted on Gun Charges" Will the repubs heads implode from cognitive dissonance? Attack Hunter Biden/Defend Gun Rights! No, not enough cognition.
This is almost never prosecuted because you pretty much need a contemporaneous drug test to prove it. Apparently Hunter admitted this in his book. Doooh!
Well this is a real duh moment for me. I don't know why I didn't put that together on guns like everything else. I have no connection to guns in the way I do other issues but they intersect regardless. Mowing kids down in schools is the last straw for me.
You can never tell how you're supposed to react to Biden. I mean, he doesn't end a string of words with a clue, sad! It's worse than that, he doesn't capitalize words in his online posts. What does he expect us to do, read EVERYTHING in that tweet? Who has time for that? /S
Well yeah. They blame Biden for shit the orange moron did during his reign of terror. They are trying to impeach him on things he may have done decades ago or while VP. Their stupidity has no bottom.
And then the questions: MR PRESIDENT ARE YOU A WHOREMONGER?!!MR PRESIDENT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER’S COCK? ARE YOU A MONEY LAUNDERING GANGSTER OR A DODDERING FOOL?!!!
IF JOE BIDEN REALLY WANTED TO BE FAIR AND NONPARTISAN HE’D ALSO MAKE A PERFECT PHONE CALL TO GEORGIA ASKING FOR A FEEW THOUSAND VOTES TO BE FOUND FOR TRUMP
Hunter has been indicted on the gun charge. Problem is....the 5th Circuit Court threw out a conviction for the same thing recently, AFTER Hunter agreed to the rejected plea deal. If this ruling is upheld, his too will be thrown out. Great self own.
Did anyone know that Lauren Boebert caused a MASS DIARRHEA incident at her restaurant? Stay away from the tainted pork sliders, folks. Apparently it caused quite the brouhaha at the local rodeo, when people were vomiting and having bloody diarrhea!
"Representative Lauren Boebert, like so many of us, is a person of contrasting impulses. A Politico profile on Wednesday documents her attempt to rebrand her image as an attention hog who gets in ugly scraps with her far-right allies on the House floor. To shore up support after barely winning reelection in her solidly red Colorado district last year, Boebert is working to squash that reputation by behaving like a normal congresswoman — one who is even willing to work with Democratic leaders in the state despite pushing for impeachment in Washington, D.C. “She’s really done a good job of moderating,” a local GOP official said of the representative known for her former support of QAnon and for allegedly causing a mass-diarrhea event at her restaurant.
But it also looks like Boebert is having a hard time abandoning her clamorous ways. Hours before the reputation-polishing story came out, the Denver Post reported that Boebert was kicked out of a performance of the Beetlejuice musical on Sunday for being disruptive and ignoring requests to quiet down. [OOPSIE! Bad timing!] According to an incident report by Denver Arts & Venues, the operator of the Buell Theatre in downtown Denver, Boebert was vaping, singing, and recording the musical, resulting in four separate complaints from other patrons. (The Post reported that the women behind Boebert was pregnant; when she asked Boebert to stop vaping, the representative said “no.” The woman claims that Boebert then called her a “sad and miserable person.”)"
Nothing says "I'm a serious person" like wearing a dress that's 3 sizes too small, with your boobs hanging out, and tottering around on high heels. Likewise, the finger wagging in the usher's face.
In fairness to NYMag, it was actually Politico who was doing the turd polish. They were writing a "she's finally becoming presidential" story on Boebert, and then she acts like the classless, white trash, that she is.
NY Mag is MOCKING the shit out of her, including bringing up her ass diarrhea incident!
Serving a bunch of people headed for a rodeo tainted pork sliders, and then having a mass diarrhea incident at a rodeo, would be comedy gold if done correctly in the movies.
Did James Madison let drunks buy guns? SCROTUS is truly majestic.
cut cancer in half?
Chemo for some; tiny American flags for others. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Hunter Biden is "Packing Heat without a License" coming from Vivid Entertainment this Fall!
"License to Thrill" "Sex Hunter" "The Embiggening"
"Hog in the House"
"MTG and the Enthusiastic Nine Inches"
Higher and Harder
"Hunter Biden Indicted on Gun Charges" Will the repubs heads implode from cognitive dissonance? Attack Hunter Biden/Defend Gun Rights! No, not enough cognition.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/14/us/politics/hunter-biden-indictment-gun-charges.html
Not unfair. Hunter Biden should have known better. He should be held accountable for his actions.*
*Does not apply to any Rethuglicans. If they're held accountable for their actions, it's not justice, it's politicized persecution! Unfair! Unfair!
I can't believe they've weaponized the DOJ to indict somebody for a federal form misunderstanding.
This is almost never prosecuted because you pretty much need a contemporaneous drug test to prove it. Apparently Hunter admitted this in his book. Doooh!
1. Cognitive dissonance only applies if the person in question is smart enough to realize that their contradictory ideas are in conflict.
2. Hypocrisy doesn't bother people who genuinely believe that the rules should be applied differently based on who you are.
Well this is a real duh moment for me. I don't know why I didn't put that together on guns like everything else. I have no connection to guns in the way I do other issues but they intersect regardless. Mowing kids down in schools is the last straw for me.
Never underestimate their mind bending twisted R pretzel logic. It wins every time with the morons.
I wish it wasn't so easy for them, but morons are morons.
Hypocrisy is their MO.
It's all they have and all that they are.
is this a campaign speech? or just a budget battle speech?
Yep. The details speak for themselves, however, for people thinking about who to vote for.
One and the same when the GQP wants to shut down the government.
According to the media and Rs Biden is the most clever gangster since Vinny "The Chin" Gigante
Yet he is too feeble to run for 2024. How does one reconcile that?
See BobbseyTwin's comment above.
"Hunter indicted on gun charge" sounds like code for "Hunter is massively endowed."
"Hunter's packing, and Margorie is thirsty...."
That would be "Hunter Biden indicted for Mightiest Swordsman in All the Land."
a Doctor Sigmund F has entered the chat
You can never tell how you're supposed to react to Biden. I mean, he doesn't end a string of words with a clue, sad! It's worse than that, he doesn't capitalize words in his online posts. What does he expect us to do, read EVERYTHING in that tweet? Who has time for that? /S
Hunter peen! Not properly filling out an ATF form! IMPeaCh HIs dAd!!1!1!1
OT. Libyans upset about perhaps 20,000 dead from two dam breaks.
"Libyans call for inquiry as fury grows over death toll from catastrophic floods"
• Attorney general asked to investigate amid allegations warnings ignored about dangerous state of two dams
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/14/libya-call-for-inquiry-fury-death-toll-catastrophic-floods
Obligatory, "When The Levee Breaks":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM
I fear that something like this will happen in the US with Rs refusing to sign on to any infrastructure bills.
The infrastructure bill passed two years ago
I am aware but the damage was left for too long. I'm sure we all know of dangerous bridges, roads etc that have been ignored due to lack of funding.
And it'll be Biden' fault, of course.
Well yeah. They blame Biden for shit the orange moron did during his reign of terror. They are trying to impeach him on things he may have done decades ago or while VP. Their stupidity has no bottom.
Randy Newman “Louisiana 1927”
https://youtu.be/MGs2iLoDUYE?feature=shared
Rest in peace to all the departed.
Also, the original of that song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhEa8vuP6U
OK, When The Levee Breaks" on electric ukulele:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dijJ4pr7BZo
Allah smooth their way to Paradise.
https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/it-s-time-to-deal-with-supreme-court-corruption?akid=361868.24208417.gdKrVe&rd=1&source=mo.reengagement&t=2
Do or don’t, but there it is.
Past time.
'𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭': 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(sniff, sniff)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hahahahahahahahhahahaaha...
But, but Republicans are very concerned that a form from an agency that they didn’t let have a director for 10 years was improperly filled out!
Yes. We know.
~ America
And then the questions: MR PRESIDENT ARE YOU A WHOREMONGER?!!MR PRESIDENT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER’S COCK? ARE YOU A MONEY LAUNDERING GANGSTER OR A DODDERING FOOL?!!!
IF JOE BIDEN REALLY WANTED TO BE FAIR AND NONPARTISAN HE’D ALSO MAKE A PERFECT PHONE CALL TO GEORGIA ASKING FOR A FEEW THOUSAND VOTES TO BE FOUND FOR TRUMP
tramp's porn peener payoff has entered the chat.
Just another grand distraction from the GQP.
Hunter has been indicted on the gun charge. Problem is....the 5th Circuit Court threw out a conviction for the same thing recently, AFTER Hunter agreed to the rejected plea deal. If this ruling is upheld, his too will be thrown out. Great self own.
That did sound like a complicated nothing.
Did anyone know that Lauren Boebert caused a MASS DIARRHEA incident at her restaurant? Stay away from the tainted pork sliders, folks. Apparently it caused quite the brouhaha at the local rodeo, when people were vomiting and having bloody diarrhea!
"Representative Lauren Boebert, like so many of us, is a person of contrasting impulses. A Politico profile on Wednesday documents her attempt to rebrand her image as an attention hog who gets in ugly scraps with her far-right allies on the House floor. To shore up support after barely winning reelection in her solidly red Colorado district last year, Boebert is working to squash that reputation by behaving like a normal congresswoman — one who is even willing to work with Democratic leaders in the state despite pushing for impeachment in Washington, D.C. “She’s really done a good job of moderating,” a local GOP official said of the representative known for her former support of QAnon and for allegedly causing a mass-diarrhea event at her restaurant.
But it also looks like Boebert is having a hard time abandoning her clamorous ways. Hours before the reputation-polishing story came out, the Denver Post reported that Boebert was kicked out of a performance of the Beetlejuice musical on Sunday for being disruptive and ignoring requests to quiet down. [OOPSIE! Bad timing!] According to an incident report by Denver Arts & Venues, the operator of the Buell Theatre in downtown Denver, Boebert was vaping, singing, and recording the musical, resulting in four separate complaints from other patrons. (The Post reported that the women behind Boebert was pregnant; when she asked Boebert to stop vaping, the representative said “no.” The woman claims that Boebert then called her a “sad and miserable person.”)"
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/09/lauren-boebert-kicked-out-of-beetlejuice-musical-in-denver.html
"Do you know who I am??"
"Yes, you're the one who gave Pop Pop a weekend of uncontrollable diarrhea a while back"
"Boebert is working to squash that reputation by behaving like a normal congresswoman." I must have missed that part.
Nothing says "I'm a serious person" like wearing a dress that's 3 sizes too small, with your boobs hanging out, and tottering around on high heels. Likewise, the finger wagging in the usher's face.
> Boebert then called her a “sad and miserable person.
It's always projection with those people
The "do you know who I am"? gambit is also only ever used by the finest, and the classiest, of people. That's just science!
Or, as Boebert would say, it was "a Sunday night."
Those people DESERVED all the diarrhea I gave them at my now defunct restaurant.
but to be entirely fair, one of her tainted sliders would have done a much better job in congress than that dumbass.
Did she start kicking Boebert's seat and claiming it was her baby doing the kicking?
I wish!
NYMAG doing a turd polish
In fairness to NYMag, it was actually Politico who was doing the turd polish. They were writing a "she's finally becoming presidential" story on Boebert, and then she acts like the classless, white trash, that she is.
NY Mag is MOCKING the shit out of her, including bringing up her ass diarrhea incident!
Actually, you can polish a turd and they come out kind of nice.
https://www.google.com/search?q=polished+coprolite&sca_esv=565412338&tbm=isch&sxsrf=AM9HkKk33UNfeBzhJYlyH_AGE_Fa588xMA%3A1694718736975&source=hp&biw=1585&bih=927&ei=EFsDZZDEONer0PEP4rGx6A0&iflsig=AO6bgOgAAAAAZQNpIA13N4Rh3QHzuJF_HRb22jwDcsnR&ved=0ahUKEwiQjLyi56qBAxXXFTQIHeJYDN0Q4dUDCAY&uact=5&oq=polished+coprolite&gs_lp=EgNpbWciEnBvbGlzaGVkIGNvcHJvbGl0ZTIFEAAYgAQyBhAAGAgYHkjWHlAAWO0dcAF4AJABAJgBbaAB1AqqAQQxOC4xuAEDyAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfCAgQQIxgnwgILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwHCAggQABiABBixAw&sclient=img#imgrc=kw8uj8OGQ6s8rM
That's not a polished turd. That's a polished rock that *used* to be a turd, millions of years ago.
For the real thing, see the video @BobbseyTwin posted below, which is a Mythbusters segment.
I can't believe I watched the whole thing
that's why she's lovingly referred to as Queen Poison Pork Sliders.
According to Trae Crowder, I think she should also be known as a ladder-pullin' Ms. Wrong Out Loud.
Serving a bunch of people headed for a rodeo tainted pork sliders, and then having a mass diarrhea incident at a rodeo, would be comedy gold if done correctly in the movies.
Mel Brooks, are you listening?
Bridesmaids did it except they were trying on expensive bridal wear when the shit hit the fan, so to speak.
I know, and that was funny, but this would be at a RODEO. Try riding a bull when you've got bloody stools running down your chaps!!!!!!!
IKR? History of the World Volume 1 1/2 now!!!
🎶Pork Poison Queen
You're so very mean
Pork Poison Queen
Don't feed me anything🎶
As usual, the TV show, 30 Rock, has us covered!
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/aa1656b2-cb4d-4c7c-9640-7823fc06afaf/gif