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Birb-General of the US's avatar

So he pro NATO and pro NACO at the same time?

Russell Jones's avatar

Oops, wrong thread!

Tetman Callis's avatar

Well, don't pull on it. You wouldn't want it to unravel.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

After watching him talk just now all I can say is the media is a bunch of lying assholes. And he gives strong speeches like this all the time. Shame on all of them putting clicks over the truth.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I thought Biden had a thin raspy frail voice and was enfeebled. Who is this guy talking??

V4Virginia's avatar

Biden is dead. This is an impersonator.

Richard Goulding's avatar

Shrinkflation is so a real thing.

My DiGiorno pizza are suddenly... smaller.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

That’s what happens when you eat it

Tetman Callis's avatar

I've been reading "Founding Brothers," Joseph J. Ellis's Pulitzer Prize winning account of "The Revolutionary Generation." In his last public act, at age 84, Benjamin Franklin came out swinging and throwing telling punches against slavery. One South Carolinian pro-slavery congressman dismissed Franklin by saying, "even great men have their senile moments." As Ellis tells it, " 'Instead of proving him superannuated,' Franklin's anti-slavery views showed that 'the qualities of his soul, as well as those of his mind, are yet in their vigour'; only Franklin still seemed able 'to speak the language of America, and to call us back to our first principles'."

Butch's avatar

When did a speech become "remarks?" That sounds so casual, like he's just going to wing it.

Jennifer A's avatar

But but but, the NYT told me on Sat that Biden was practically in hospice, drooling into his Jello while watching the Price is Right. How is he on my TV right now? WITCHCRAFT!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Later today -

“Biden said good afternoon but it was only 11:58. Is it time for the 25th amendment?”

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

But what shoes is he wearing?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Descriptions of dress are reserved exclusively to non-male politicians/members of the administration.

PrimerGray's avatar

This afternoon the President meets with the King of Jordan. No word on whether the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you have ever seen will be part of the festivities.

Seriously, though, he does a lot of the stuff that never even gets a 5 second mention on any newscast, whether TV, internet, or radio.

Dina's avatar

Well, he isn't threatening our allies or argle-bargling his way through a Nazi-inspired speech to a bunch of rubes who think he's God. Where's the news in that?

Oy!'s avatar

"Judge Luttig: Special Counsel Hur's Biden Comments are 'Unseemly' and an 'Abuse of Power'"

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/judge-luttig-special-counsel-hurs-biden-comments-are-unseemly-and-an-abuse-of-power

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Garland signed off on releasing this hatchet-job of a report – he needs to justify his actions.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

If we take back the house I would haul Garland’s ass before Congress to answer questions about that report. After firing him, of course.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I learned this pettiness from watching republicans.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

(You ever notice how you don’t hear the “Garland is putting the strongest of strongliest cases together, justice is gonna come down like a hard rain real soon now, just you wait and see” comments any more?)

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Maybe he should resign for besmirching the institution.

Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

Exactly, though I doubt he has the spine to do even that. I hope Biden replaces him right now. No telling how much more damage he can do in the next year, and if, God forbid, we lose the Senate, we won't be able to replace him with anyone decent. Perilous times, my friends, perilous times.

ciaobella's avatar

"National Association of Counties Legislative Conference"

God that sounds boring. "Plenary session: Hot topics in zoning and waste management"

wobbly's avatar

"All politics is local." - Tip O'Neill, and many others before him.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Are you resigning today because you’re too old? Why not?

By Peter Dooshy

Joe Bacon's avatar

Dark Brandon, "I can't engage in a battle of wits with someone as unarmed as you."

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Follow up: do you remember the question I asked a few minutes ago, about being too old? And if not why not?

Joe Bacon's avatar

Dark Brandon, "Why? Did you forget it?"

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Follow up to the follow up: If you do remember the question, please tell me, because I've forgotten it already.

Stulexington's avatar

Not misleading enough, "why don't you remember the question I just asked you?"

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Because I am now ignoring you

Daniel's avatar

"Mr. President, while many people are pointing out substantial issues they disagree with you over they are mostly left wing and I don't want to give them air nor any suggestion my publication agrees with them, so my question, sir, is about your age."

wobbly's avatar

"A spring chicken!" - Konrad Adenauer

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

What happened in Rafah over the weekend that doesn't seem like an everyday occurrence in the Middle East?

MRK's avatar

One could also ask what's going on over there that's Biden's fault. Because the claim being made in what you're responding to is that everything Israel is doing right now is entirely Biden's responsibility.

insolenthedgehog's avatar

Face it, Jake. It's Tankietown.

Daniel's avatar

How is it tankie to oppose war?

insolenthedgehog's avatar

Opposing war, no. Opposing it within the framework of potshots at a president who cannot end a military action with a phone call while eliding any nuance (which I do not recall you doing)? That's tankie.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

It's true that nothing happening in Rafah is Joe Biden's fault. But I can see where some people need to blame him for, oh, the sun coming up or the sun going down or car crashes or happenings in distant countries. I'm simply making the point that whatever happened in Rafah happens quite often there. It's like saying Donald Trump lied today, isn't it?

MRK's avatar

Not quite. On the positive, apparently they rescued some hostages. On the other hand, extending the fight to this part of the region might be the overreaction Hamas was looking for. Time will tell

My problem isn't with people critical of Israel's actions. It's with people who continue to insist Biden could end it with a phone call

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

If Hamas thinks it's good, Iran and Russia think it's good.

The best thing that can happen is a truce or cease-fire with hostage exchanges, whatever is left of them. And I don't see that happening any time soon. Not even delusional Donny can end it with a phone call.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Seems to me neither side is innocent. It's great that the IDF rescued hostages.

Daniel's avatar

Voters aren't interested in heavy going, meaty issues. "He's old" is damaging in a way that doesn't risk suggesting any of the voters are complicit.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

And his leading opponent is old, delusional and fucked in the head. Those are our choices this Fall. Biden can out run Trump. Biden is more compassionate than Trump will ever be. Biden understands the world's affairs and affiliations/partnerships. He is willing to negotiate a Peace. The other clown wants to order Peace.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I hope Joe mentions - at length - Turmp's invitation to his owner, Putin, to invade America's NATO allies.

Richard Goulding's avatar

That was so amazingly disgusting. I hope people are making commercials right now about that.

V4Virginia's avatar

We must be scaring the bejeesus out of our allies.

Richard Goulding's avatar

I'm honestly surprised someone hasn't just put out a hit on him.

Hey, I'm not encouraging violence, but seriously...