Even though President Obama is supposed to be on vacation (impeach!) on Martha's Vineyard,dahhhling, riding his bicycle and golfing and spending time with his family and hugging it out with Hillary Clinton, he has jetted back to Washington to huddle with his advisers about how everything is terrible.
Or do manly brush-clearing at the ranch? Heck, he could do ranchin' stuff 879 vacation days and nobody could find fault in that. 'Cause 'Merica, damnit!
EDIT: and damnit again, memzilla beat me to the punch! Great memes think alike. Or sumpthin.
We're not worried about cops having radios and hazmat suits. We're appalled that the police in East Bumfuck, TX. have tanks, machine guns, and body armor.
Nancy? Oh, you said Sp<i>L</i>itter!
NVM
I heard he showed Abe how to do it.
Easy, Biff. I fear you may exceed your RDA of BENGHAZZZZI today.
Or do manly brush-clearing at the ranch? Heck, he could do ranchin&#039; stuff 879 vacation days and nobody could find fault in that. &#039;Cause &#039;Merica, damnit!
EDIT: and damnit again, memzilla beat me to the punch! Great memes think alike. Or sumpthin.
He flies back to Washington to stay at a mansion because the Presidential Suite isn&#039;t good enough.
Faux &quot;News&quot; headline coming in 3, 2, 1...
&quot;Obama runs away from Hillary&quot;
He could solve a lot of his problems if he would sign an executive order that requires McCain and Graham to punch themselves in the face.
Maybe I should check my mailbox to see if he&#039;s delivering the statement by hand?
He did help us clear Bush . . . a much more valuable contribution.
Mark Sanford?
Mark Sanford?
We&#039;re not worried about cops having radios and hazmat suits. We&#039;re appalled that the police in East Bumfuck, TX. have tanks, machine guns, and body armor.
If he mentions a SURGE I&#039;m moving to Canada... again.
Rick Steves?
St Ronnie was the Log Splitter.