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Nancy? Oh, you said Sp<i>L</i>itter!

NVM

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I heard he showed Abe how to do it.

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Easy, Biff. I fear you may exceed your RDA of BENGHAZZZZI today.

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Or do manly brush-clearing at the ranch? Heck, he could do ranchin' stuff 879 vacation days and nobody could find fault in that. 'Cause 'Merica, damnit!

EDIT: and damnit again, memzilla beat me to the punch! Great memes think alike. Or sumpthin.

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He flies back to Washington to stay at a mansion because the Presidential Suite isn't good enough.

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Faux "News" headline coming in 3, 2, 1...

"Obama runs away from Hillary"

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He could solve a lot of his problems if he would sign an executive order that requires McCain and Graham to punch themselves in the face.

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Maybe I should check my mailbox to see if he's delivering the statement by hand?

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He did help us clear Bush . . . a much more valuable contribution.

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We're not worried about cops having radios and hazmat suits. We're appalled that the police in East Bumfuck, TX. have tanks, machine guns, and body armor.

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If he mentions a SURGE I'm moving to Canada... again.

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St Ronnie was the Log Splitter.

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