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wobbly's avatar

Just now, via NYTIMES:

President Biden threatened on Thursday to condition future support for Israel on how it addresses his concerns about civilian casualties and the humanitarian crisis in Gaza, attempting for the first time to leverage American aid to influence the conduct of the war against Hamas.

During an evidently tense 30-minute call with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel, Mr. Biden went further than ever before in pressing for change in the military operation that has inflamed many Americans and others around the world. But the White House stopped short of directly saying the president would halt arms supplies or impose conditions for their use, as fellow Democrats have urged him to do.

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carovee's avatar

Ok my comment got eaten so here goes again.

The problems of Israel and Palestine are decades in the making. Biden can't single handedly fix the mideast or completely reverse US-Israeli foreign relations. Can he do more? Sure, but asking this one president to do what no president has ever accomplished before under much more favorable conditions is a bit much.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

So Joe told Bibi, "I'm going to turn this car around right now if you don't behave yourself." And Bibi just smirked.

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weejee's avatar

Can we send Bibi and PAB on a one-way trip to Pluto?

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Viole Falusche's avatar

I'm watching this WonkTV event, and think that Doocy should be sent to Pluto, along with the Orange Quisling and Netanhayu.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

I would definitely donate to help fund that trip.

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Richard S's avatar

Why do you hate Pluto?

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Add our buddy Vova.

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ciaobella's avatar

How about the Sun? We haven’t had a manned mission to the Sun yet.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Yes, Dookie should fuck off into the Sun fer' sure

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wobbly's avatar

We can watch them disappear!

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swmnguy's avatar

Only if Elmo drives.

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Martin Shobe's avatar

If he drives, he'll miss and end up in alpha centur.....

No, you're right. Let him drive.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Not Mine....

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WasX's avatar

😹

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JamesSmith's avatar

"NO LABELS is abandoning efforts to create a “unity ticket” to win the White House + plans to say Monday it won’t pursue a White House campaign. NL contacted 30 potential candidates, according to people familiar."

https://x.com/KThomasDC/status/1775951494082146631?s=20

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SkeptiKC's avatar

In other words; NO HOPE.

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josephebacon's avatar

Good.

That means "No Labels" is as dead as LIEberman.

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ciaobella's avatar

Nooooo I was hoping they would nominate the corpse of Senator Lieberman

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Antifa Commander's avatar

No, I would still expect it to do something obstructive and infuriating. Block I-95, for instance.

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Richard S's avatar

Depending on where on I-95, no one would notice.

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wobbly's avatar

Polling showed it under performing.

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swmnguy's avatar

So, somebody clued them in that there's not a lot of "middle ground" between, "Let's work on a few of America's problems," and "We're going to kill all of you."

Amazing.

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Daniel's avatar

It's actually pretty sad to realise the country is so divided a shallow and opportunistic political grift to promote the polite right couldn't succeed.

America, America. Whatst hast thoust becomest?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So 30 "fuck off, wankers" was enough to get them to realize their planned voter blockade was useless?

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Maryland Bear's avatar

So, I just got an email from the Biden-Harris Campaign. It opens with, "Mercury is in retrograde, which, according to our astrology app, means all things communication feel like they’re off-kilter. While we can’t do much about the planetary mayhem, we can help you express yourself clearly through your wardrobe."

Okay, I'm not someone who thinks astrology is demonic, but I do think it's stupid. It's especially irksome since the Democrats are supposed to be the party that supports science. Possibly the only thing less likely to appeal to me is an offer of Official Biden-Harris Mayonnaise. (I hate the stuff, passionately. I call it "the Devil's Condiment".)

How about something that ties into the eclipse next week? "The sun will disappear for a few minutes Monday, but America will slide deeper into darkness if Trump is reelected..."

And yes, I know, there are people who take astrology seriously. I ain't one of them.

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Marty Smit's avatar

I little humor is ok.

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Maryland Bear's avatar

If they intended it as humor, they didn’t do a good job of making it clear.

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blueicebank's avatar

The problem with astrology is they had to update their shit every time a new planet was discovered. And yet, they always forget to include Ceres when prognosticating my day. The fly in the ointment, as it were. On the plus side, they still recognize the influence of Pluto, despite some astronomical committee angering the gods by bad-mouthing that PLANET.

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wobbly's avatar

Memo to Biden-Harris: Don't forget the /s on your e-mails.

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swmnguy's avatar

I suspect they intended that intro to be tongue-in-cheek.

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Zeitgeist's avatar

So this is right out then . . .

https://www.clams.lol/

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Maryland Bear's avatar

/runs away screaming

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Daniel's avatar

OT and fun, happy news:

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-2667695358/

"Lindell went on to say he had lost $20 million in credit since August."

Loudmouth dullard loses his money.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I doubt he had that much money to lose. He's a chronic liar.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Consequences have come to call.

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Mr blob's avatar

I wonder if there was ever any thought in his mind that this was ever a possibility of happening

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Richard S's avatar

Mind and thoughts not in evidence.

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JamesSmith's avatar

at least when he's homeless, he can make a pretty epic pillow and blanket fort under a bridge

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

He might as well have given it to me...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I wonder if Roodles will let Mikey MyPillow share his refrigerator box. Roodles commandeered a prime spot under I-95 near Newark, NJ ...

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swmnguy's avatar

Mr. Lindell; astonished to meet Mr. Cause and Mr. Effect, and even more astonished to find that they know each other, go way back together in fact.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

BREAKING: NY Attorney General filing seeks to ensure the financial strength of the company that posted Donald Trump's $175 million bond in civil fraud case.

They are questioning if the guy who put up the bond has the money.

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1775943008770195680?s=20

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Rhand Holm's avatar

I don't get how this bond thing works. Does that company actually have to transfer money or just promise to pay money if certain conditions occur? If money is actually transferred, their solvency is irrelevant.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

They promise to pay up, but they still have to show they can actually do that and do it immediately. They don't actually need to put cash in a box.

Sounds like the deal might be falling apart though. Competent bond companies don't screw up the paperwork on a 9 figure deal.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I'll bet this "insurer's" portfolio of "assets" includes several used car lots and a chain of Payday loan offices.

Maybe even some laundromats!

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swmnguy's avatar

I understand the guy who put up the bond also owns a shady bank in a Caribbean tax haven. So determining the provenance of the funding will be...challenging. And possibly very, very, interesting (cue Arte Johnson GIF).

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Gammarae's avatar

ooo, you old!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Put up or shaddup.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

He's an incredibly shady con-man with Russian mob connections, so, sure, we can trust him!

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Have to trust. Other option involve Boris, standing over there with car battery.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'm OK with Turmp facing that.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Only the best people.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He's a *perfect* MAGA republican!

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Last I read he is worth billions. Are those billions like the orange moron's, like they don't exist?

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

His personal worth is one thing.

But the assets held by a business he owns is another thing altogether.

If that business does not have sufficient assets to cover the, probably, defaulted bond it is not a sure thing that the owner will step in and cover the shortage.

In fact, considering the people involved, it is much more certain that the insurer will simply declare bancruptcy and everyone will skate.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Then create another con company under another name and start all over again.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I will bet you anything that a LOT of Drumpf's supporters are unwittingly funding that bond through the subprime loans they got from Mr. Hankey's company to buy cars. That's THEIR money that made Mr. Hankey a billionaire.

There's a sucker born every minute, and apparently a sucker *re*-born every minute too.

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Happy Camper's avatar

Lovin' this FO phase for TFG

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weejee's avatar

Couldn't have happened to a nicer PAB.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

That's always a relevant question when Trump is involved.

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Pat Kolmer's avatar

From the front page of today's New York Times:

"ANXIETY, BEDTIME AND MATING: HOW ANIMALS MAY REACT TO THE ECLIPSE"

Never mind "animals" - that's exactly how I reacted to being in my 20's and early 30's.

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ciaobella's avatar

It's like that old Jimmy Buffett song, "Why Don't We Watch the Eclipse and Screw"

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Rhand Holm's avatar

None too soon. The previous post was starting to get contentious.

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Chemical's avatar

Sheesh. Like I just want to yell HEY YOU MURDEROUS ASSHOLES STOP BEING A BUNCH OF MURDEROUS ASSHOLES FOR FUCKS SAKE. AND YES, IT'S YOU BEING THE MURDEROUS ASSHOLES IN ADDITION TO THE OTHER GUYS

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Parakeetist's avatar

I figured it would.

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swmnguy's avatar

It couldn't not.

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blueicebank's avatar

Probably my fault for referencing Leon Trotsky. At least, I'd like to think it's all about me.

Also, the Voight-Kampff test has banned the question about "your mother" to anyone named "Leon." Question about tortoises still allowed.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

I fled as soon as this one opened up.

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swmnguy's avatar

I actually found it to be amazingly civil, considering the topic; the depth of feeling; and the fact that it's a topic we haven't discussed much (intentionally), so the feelings are pent-up.

But yeah, I stepped out.

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WasX's avatar

Is this about pineapple???

Yeah, never mind. *sigh*

Yes, important. Me? Nope, not today, will not help.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Personally, I don't care whether people dunk their donuts in their coffee or not. It's still a free country, dammit, despite the GOP's best efforts.

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swmnguy's avatar

Oh, so you like donut-crumb dregs in your coffee? Is that what you're saying? Why don't you just go ahead and proclaim the virtues of 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒔, while you're at it?????!!??

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Gammarae's avatar

were spoons not invented for donut crumb dregs?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"go ahead and proclaim the virtues of 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒎s"

YOU MONSTER!!!!!

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swmnguy's avatar

Hey man, I was trying to keep it 𝒄𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒍.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

*flings cream pie*

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swmnguy's avatar

Way to take the high road.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

< -- smoove like that

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Napoleon's avatar

Real clean outhouse is still an outhouse.

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swmnguy's avatar

That's not going to be a tidy, much less sanitary, discussion. Though it needs to be had, I think.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I had to step away.

It's just gotten a little too dark in there for me at the moment.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Oh, so that is why it is quiet here. I skipped the thread because I would be yelling at people.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Anyone care to dance?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Ugh. These kids nowadays...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"I'll turn this car around RIGHT NOW if you don't stop it!"

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Possibly because it is.

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