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Menotsure's avatar

Rump pumping seems totally inappropriate for the lyrics of Christmas song.

Get a room, "Ringo"!

...Whattaya mean there aren't any?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

WTF is this?

Rudy G attorney alludes to Rudy's advanced age in an appeal for mercy from his jury?

So advanced age is the new Get-Out-Of-Jail card? I am watching this one very closely now. Because there is literally a fuckton of crime I want to get done before my own advanced age finally buries me.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Dunno...didn't help Bernie Madoff, did it? But feel free to start said crime spree any time.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

How refreshingly novel for RWNJs to make this into a RACE THING.

I have been waiting for them to finally do this one thing which they have never done before in all the centuries of white people refraining from making everything into the RACE THiNG.

When the Cherokee, Creek and Seminole Indigenous People trod the Trail Of Tears and died there white people lauded the discipline and stamina shown by the survivors who actually reached what became known as Oklahoma. When oil was found underneath the land that those survivors' ancestors owned white people urged those Indigenous People to take a hike again because of the health benefits created by all the walking.

EyeQueue's avatar

It's corporate price gouging, stupid. Not inflation.

EyeQueue's avatar

What did that fuck just say that everyone is laughing at? (Doocy)?

Bozi Lingus's avatar

I thought that the NRA and gun manufacturers would be up in arms about people printing their own guns.

Ed Markey

@SenMarkey

I just tried to pass my 3D Printed Gun Safety Act on the Senate floor and was blocked by Republicans who put their A+ NRA rating over the lives of countless Americans. We must take action to stop the proliferation of these deadly weapons now.

https://substack.com/chat/1805685/post/0f0887a7-1d71-4873-93ef-4d7b175d4cc6

Parakeetist's avatar

I just saw the White House Christmas dancing video.

The dancers do an amazing job. I wish I could have seen them live. The whole thing bursts with joy.

Guess what Repubs probably don't like?

Some of the dancers are b l a c k.

Boaty the plural's avatar

don't read the replies on twitter unless you want to feel sad.

So many melting snowflakes...

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I have seen the replies but was waiting until I was on computer with a larger screen to watch the video. Lots of idiots talking about how melania’s Christmas shit was so classy. Jerks.

Parakeetist's avatar

Ok, thanks.

Birb does not like to be scared, unless it's in a movie.

SkeptiKC's avatar

But of course.

These are PROUD traditionalist Rethuglicon originalists.

[hisses incandescent epithets/spits]

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

I hate Little Drummer Boy.

Just imagine -- Mary finally gets the baby fed, settled down and sleeping, and some pisher comes by and starts banging on a drum.

It's as bad as the Three Wise Men. None of them thought to bring diapers or onesies, or even a casserole?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

"Myrrh? They brought me fucking MYRRH?"

-- Mary, right after the Three Kings departed

insolenthedgehog's avatar

"Yup! It's a gag gift. We gave you a funeral perfume because having a newborn makes you dead tired! What? C'mon! It's funny."

Internet Personae's avatar

Joseph: ‘They asked what you wanted for Christmas. I told them some Myrrhawana and you know, like Lebanese Gold Hash and maybe some incense.’

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

"A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him."

- Brian Cohen's Mom

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

At least balm could be used for diaper rash.

JustPixelz's avatar

Three court of criminal appeal judges up for reelection targeted by Ken Paxton’s political revenge machine [https://www.texastribune.org/2023/12/13/ken-paxton-court-of-criminal-appeal-primary-republicans/]

"Paxton promised to go after the Republican judges over their 2021 ruling that struck down the attorney general’s ability to unilaterally prosecute voter fraud." All three judges are female which is probably not part of Paxton's War on Women™.

The entire Republican Party is devoted to satisfying the delusions of one man.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

It seems that Republicans will NEVER learn the lesson that power-hungry fascist-types will ALWAYS come back and bite you in the ass eventually. They could have rid themselves of Paxton but they chose to protect him. Now he's going to go after them. And they've done the same thing with Trump. Eventually, the leopards ALWAYS eat the faces.

Parakeetist's avatar

These people are sick.

They hate pregnant women.

JustPixelz's avatar

Birb lays eggs. You're next.

SkeptiKC's avatar

They are intimidated by American women with personal agency and RESENT their lack of control it represents.

Thus they seek to oppress ALL American women by stripping them of their bodily autonomy. Revoking reproductive rights is a first step toward even MORE subjugating goals.

Bozi Lingus's avatar

Pregnant women giving birth to dead babies on Christmas Day. Gift of the MAGA.

Gammarae's avatar

O. Henry did it better.

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bobbert's avatar

It's not an exclusive statement. Old man.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Just watch as fascism does its thing.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Fresh new fake scandal! Hot off the right wing steam pile!

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Jill Biden’s White House Christmas Video Sparks Online Meltdown From Right-Wing Critics: ‘How Far Things Have Fallen’

https://www.mediaite.com/news/jill-bidens-white-house-christmas-video-sparks-online-meltdown-from-right-wing-critics-how-far-things-have-fallen/

Gammarae's avatar

gee, nobody referenced melania's hallway of blood.

Emmanuel Goldstein's avatar

Nutcracker? By that commie, Tchaikovsky?

SkeptiKC's avatar

Those dancers are incredibly talented and their performance truly evokes a merry, toe-tapping exuberance we could all use a bit more of this time of year.

These griping and moaning Grinch-stapo officers take everything colorful, enthusiastic, bright and beautiful, twist it, and make it ugly.

EyeQueue's avatar

They are joyless and miserable fucking creatures.

EyeQueue's avatar

I'm so sick of these puling little christofascist fucks.

Sally Gombita's avatar

Puling is an underused word.

WokeGrandma's avatar

As is its twin, mewling!

EyeQueue's avatar

I like that one, too.

EyeQueue's avatar

It made a bunch of right wing big strong men lose their shit when I used it wrt them on FB during the pandemic, so it is now part of my everyday vocabulary, LMAO!

EyeQueue's avatar

Who gives two fucks what this rapist and sex trafficker with a tiny, tiny floppy fucking peen thinks about *anything*?

"The British-American online personality Andrew Tate posted a video comparing the video to the costumes worn by the decadent upper class featured in the Hunger Games movie, writing, “This is dystopian. If I believed in fear – I would be afraid.”"

"If I believed in fear." Go fuck yourself and choke on a bag of wallaby dicks.

noname's avatar

They are just going to have to kick and scream w/o my attention over this. Sorry, fuckers, go hold your breath.

EyeQueue's avatar

It would really help if people would just quit paying attention to what people like Stephen Miller and Andrew Tate think.

Do we really need multiple articles per week on what they melt down about?

tempusfugit's avatar

Well!!! How DARE that hussy replace Melanoma's Menstrual Blood Forest of HORROR?

And with ......THOSE people dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Southern Baptists on line one...

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I've been investigating this (reading about it on the toilet) and it seems the problem is this was an interpretation of the Nutcracker (so far so good) done by Black dancers. So yes, much faux outrage.

WokeGrandma's avatar

I believe the music was a jazz version of "Dance of the Sugerplum Fairies."

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

If they could just be honest, they would say what they actually think, which is that Christmas is not for Black people. No Black Santas. No Black elves. No Black joy.

tempusfugit's avatar

Just ask SMEGYN ****y. Santa and Jahayzuzzzzzzz are both lily-white :D

Boogie Mama's avatar

Really? Is it worse than when Michelle Obama had arms? Because there's a lot of people on the right who still haven't gotten over that.

tempusfugit's avatar

You seem to forget that the worst thing of all was that Michelle Obama is a MAN.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

She told me to eat a vegetable and I died.

Nuernburger's avatar

And 2% milk for the school lunches.

noname's avatar

Glad it wasn't fatal this time.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Contrast Jill's xmas with Melania's dystopian version.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

The assholes complaining about Jill are also ranting about how classy Melania’s decorations were. So, bots.

Trespassers Will's avatar

I’ve alway loved the Little Drummer Boy. Sometimes the most meaningful gifts can come from the heart and not cost money.

EyeQueue's avatar

This! And I think this is why it is one of my mom's favorite Christmas songs (she grew up in a dirt-poor family--like no electricity and running water c. late 60s in a major metro area level of poverty) since she rarely got gifts as a child.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I agree with the notion behind the song but listening to it gives my eyeballs hives.

tempusfugit's avatar

The mention alone induces projectile vomiting in me. The notion is good but...

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah. Luckily I had some Nauzene and some hits left on my vape.

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Angela from The Office did the best cringe version.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Have you noticed that in the very first episode, Dwight is rocking out to Little Drummer Boy as he sets up his desk? It's not even Christmas.

"M"'s avatar

nice cadence, there, Evan

Little Drummer Boy - Leslie Odom & Mzansi Youth Choir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAcbSvhTLHk

WokeGrandma's avatar

Thank you for posting that video. It was magic!

"M"'s avatar

The Hamilton crew seems to spread that holiday magic wherever they go, it seems

https://youtu.be/SWXt2WEHyRE?si=7wxQTcyKzFJJDsRG

Tappin Lisa's avatar

Yes! I came here to compliment Evan on how nicely the headline scans!

Leslie Odom Jr? Sure, I'll click on that! (what a lovely rendition!)

"M"'s avatar

I love that version; it's so full of joy 🤗

noname's avatar

Oh thanks, I was listening to his "Ave Maria" last year, but prefer this.

"M"'s avatar

He's in regular rotation in my "holidaze" soundtrack now

JustPixelz's avatar

Little Drummer Boy shows up for the baby shower with NO GIFT, like a communist. "I made this for you," he says quickly and rattles off some rum-pa-pum-pums. Mary whispers to one of the other RHOB, "I heard his father spent the gift money on hookers and blow." One of the Wise Men overheard and asks, "Where did he find such things?" "Asking for a friend?" Mary says, raising her eyebrow.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'd rather listen to that dumb song than get yet another soap on a rope.

gullywompr's avatar

"By the way, this is both your birthday AND your Christmas gift."

Gammarae's avatar

my youngest grandson is 12/11. he's old enough now that we celebrate his birthday whenever, but the gifting is another matter.

BTW, what does one buy for a 15-year-old boy now anyway?

gullywompr's avatar

Sneakers. Trust me, he needs new ones.

42tontom's avatar

12/17 birthday here. Oh, the trauma!

tempusfugit's avatar

Yes. January b'days suck for soooo many reasons.

Chimp's avatar

"And how much?"

"$20, same as Sodom"

ciaobella's avatar

Can you give me the gift of NOT banging on your damn drum, kid?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

A lot of the pundits are saying that this impeachment inquiry is supposed to be counter programming for the upcoming trump trials (assuming they're allowed to go ahead and aren't shelved until he can pardon himself). But the only way for that to work is if the inquiry is done in public and the GOP can't have that lest the cat in the bag escapes (cat is lack of evidence of any crime). So, it will just be their stupid chud faces on Newsmax. I'm hoping Chutkun allows cameras in the courtroom.