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Bozi Lingus's avatar

Trigger warning, violence

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EyeQueue's avatar

Jesus. Shut up, Douchey.

Fuck off.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

WHERE IS COMMANDER??? WHY DO YOU PERSONALLY LIKE BITEY DOGS???

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paperlesstiger's avatar

New Jersey GOP Candidate Who Smeared Poop On Day Care Blames Obama

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joseph-viso-jr-poop-day-care-obama_n_651df2dde4b0a513f1cb0308

Thanks Obama.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

As long as he pleads allegiance to Trump they will support his candidacy

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SkeptiKC's avatar

One cannot help but bitterly speculate regarding the primary ethnic demographic served by that daycare center in Rutherford this bigoted criminal reprobate fouled with his own feces.

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clairence's avatar

"Joseph Viso Jr. is a Republican"

say no more

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Pisto75666's avatar

"Joseph Viso Jr. is a Republican candidate for the 36th District, but, as the New Jersey Globe notes, he has a lengthy criminal record that includes federal and state convictions on drug and gun charges and a history of financial issues."

A Republican with a lengthy criminal record? Say it ain't so!

Also there's this:

"Although Viso admitted it was wrong, he offered a bizarre excuse with echoes of Republicans this week blaming the Democratic Party for the ouster of House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).

“I was a young man. It was a horrible time, and I made a mistake,” Viso, 52, said. “Obama came into office the year before.”

Ahh youth! A simple boyhood prank committed at the ripe young age of...39.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Murc's Law at play here.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I truly hope that young women get to watch these press briefings once in a while. Ms Psaki and Ms Jean-Pierre are the role models they can (and should) look up to. Smart, capable, and strong women.

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ICC's avatar

I've had this semi plan to retire to Costa Rica and spend 20 hour a week giving people counseling.

The US really isn't inspiring me to stay. (I'll stay for now. I respect and care about my clients, but if I make it to 60, fuck it all.)

The other option is Ireland.

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weejee's avatar

Went to Ireland this Spring. Lotsa cool places, even off in the western islands.

https://substack.com/profile/76665937-weejee/note/c-41349757?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=19n7td

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Eileen's avatar

NICE!! Been there twice. Himself and I have dual citizenship (me just 'cause my heritage, Himself by me). Nice to know we HAVE somewhere to run to when this place finally blows up.

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Richard S's avatar

I'd avoid Craggy Island, though.....

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'll bet there's a large number of sprites, faeries, and other folk who need some counseling on the Emerald Isle.

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ICC's avatar

And I actually have family there...

A little cottage like 20 miles out of Dublin? I could do that.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Uh ... uhm ... do you need a manservant? I could fit in ...

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Do you need a dog walker....I could totally do that.

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ICC's avatar

Hey, if I have a spare bedroom...

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

I'm a good cook! For a cottage 20 miles outside Dublin, I'll be on call. Midnight snack? Have a quiche!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

One of my cousins, a tropical agronomist, has a fruit farm in Costa Rica. He loves it beyond anything.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Though he says you have to keep an eye on the volcanoes.

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clairence's avatar

If everyone's FIRE'd and moved to Costa Rica, do they even need counseling?

Ireland on the other hand...

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Ireland has some of the most beautiful, pastoral and peaceful areas in the world. If I possessed sufficient means I would ex-pat to the Irish Republic and retire quietly in a small, single-level stone cottage near those shores.

Bliss would virtually overwhelm me. It would be the closest thing to Heaven that I could ever experience.

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Pisto75666's avatar

If you needed a housemate, just let me know!

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weejee's avatar

The press are now asking questions about the doggo Commander. OFFS, is there anything less of National importance than where that dog will reside? I hope Commander starts biting reporters in their bums.

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clairence's avatar

very serious reporting

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

My understanding is that the Republicans are going to a retreat to resolve this Mano-a-Mano. Which is to say by circle jerk, first one to hit the target wins the speakership.

Sorry ladies, but like that was going to happen anyway.

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AIB's avatar

Circle Jerk of Excellence.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

It’s a meritocracy.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

We have to talk about Kevin.

Just kidding, no we don’t.

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weejee's avatar

Toss Gaetz and Qev in a pit with unclimbable walls and one blackjack.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

Some awful thing happened to Kevin? Are they making him be Speaker again?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

'𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗲𝗱': 𝗚𝗮𝗲𝘁𝘇 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗰𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆

https://www.rawstory.com/gaetz-mccarthy-2665805523/

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clairence's avatar

Trump lite

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Trumpelforehead...

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Not long enough.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

...says Rapey "Do You Know Who I Am?" McForehead

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Now he has an inkling of what Ds go through every day.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Grape minds...

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HooverVilles's avatar

YER regularly scheduled brain cleansing

SQUEEEEE report.

https://substack.com/profile/157525103-hoovervilles/note/c-41348348?r=2lsb5b

YER WELCOME.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

He/She looks like he/she is belting out an aria. Maybe "O mio babbino caro"...

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VasyaCognito's avatar

Who really owns Trump org, you ask?

Tom Joseph:

BREAKING- Judge Engoron in Trump's NY fraud case has hit Trump and the brats w/ a devastating order that will expose them. Check out section 6. They have to disclose third party co-owners, equity partners and lenders for ALL of their businesses including the 500 LLCs. This will expose his true lack of ownership of Trump Org.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7sEWSMXsAAPu4b?format=png&name=900x900

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Meatball Mulligan's avatar

Now do his tax returns

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Mal Speranza's avatar

Starting to dig down to the actual info. It would be a yooge shock to learn that he owns none of it and merely licenses his name for a fee.

Who wants to bet that the Saudis and a few Russian oligarchs own most of it?

Cherry on top would be Chinese money.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Drumpfenfuehrer would far prefer stripping down stark nekkid and then "dancing" in the middle of 5th Avenue on a Saturday afternoon.

He wouldn't feel anywhere nearly as exposed as revelation of all those third party ownership specifics, et al, of the ENTIRE Drumpfuckian business empire.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I think that is an oh shit thing but there are ways they can get around in not revealing their sources. The wealthy know how to get around that just ask Rs, citizens united and billionaires who fund them.

Has the fucking moron released his tax returns yet?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

See also: Federalist Society

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Well aware of the federalist society who stacked every court in this country to the rwnj way of corruption.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

This week, Leonard Leo announced he will not cooperate with an IRS investigation into the Society's finances.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Of course not, the billionaires of Project 2025 will be exposed all over the place.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

And how much of those billionaires' donations Leo has personally pocketed.

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Whatwhomever's avatar

Or Arabic

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Or crayon?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

OT

A woman was fired from her job after she went on a xenophobic rant calling German tourists "f**king immigrants" and demanding they leave "our country," TMZ has confirmed.

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Mal Speranza's avatar

Germans are immigrants now? Has anyone told the Trumps?

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SkeptiKC's avatar

So it's getting isolationist enough that these paranoid, pissed off, particularly stupid 'Muricans want to run anyone with an accent out of the country.

It's nothing short of amazing that anyone from anywhere else even wants to holiday in the USA anymore.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Unless these assholes are native american we are ALL immigrants and many ILLEGAL.

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JustPixelz's avatar

I /like/ hearing other languages spoken in America, whether as immigrants or tourists.

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Richard S's avatar

I don't care where you're from as long as you're bringing something to the party. Pho? Mezcal? Come on in, make yourself comfortable!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

In college there was a girl from Kenya whose English wasn't great yet when she spoke with me she'd gently hold my hand I think so I'd pay attention. I think about her all the time.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I like learning new cultures except americanized nazi culture.

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HoldOnOldChap's avatar

Well, that one is not new.

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ICC's avatar

Are we making assumptions here that the German tourists are white? Sorry, no linky to the story.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

She could’ve been from the Know-Nothing Party.

I hear they’ve done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Yes they were, just like her.

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ICC's avatar

Oh, okay. Weird.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'll give her boyfriend some credit, he told her to stop or he'd never speak to her again.

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ciaobella's avatar

The weirdest part of this is that there are any German tourists still wanting to come to this shithole country.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I've read where the numbers are declining. That kids are coming here to get educated but leaving after.

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ICC's avatar

This so much. The gun violence alone? I would never come here for shits and giggles.

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IMPOed's avatar

Disclaimer: "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Careful! Zombie Hitler might invade.

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IMPOed's avatar

WTF??

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Called them all sorts of immigrant slurs and told them to "go back to their country."

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Prometheus59650's avatar

And those tourists will go back and tell all their friends what a shithole America is.

And why wouldn't they?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Popcorn! Peanuts! Get yer CrackerJacks!

𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗶 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝗵𝘁𝗲𝘆𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹-𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹

https://www.rawstory.com/fani-willis-2665805645/

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