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Reposting from 12 hrs ago: Hey does anyone know if Crossroads of Despair is near where the quakes took place? I hope he's oll right.

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Hey does anyone know if Crossroads of Despair is near where the quakes took place? I hope he's oll right.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

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Daniel's avatar

I haven't done the research, but I have a hunch that that is the most Leonard-heavy pop song to make it into the UK top 40.

Off the top of my head I cannot think of a song including more Leonards than that one.

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Daniel's avatar

"STEAMBOAT WILLIE" ERA MICKY MOUSE ON EPSTEIN LIST: REPORT

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Russell Jones's avatar

Any guesses on how long it'll take the nazis to turn Steamboat Willie into the new Pepe the Frog?

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Joe Bacon's avatar

This Just In--Elmer Fudd lawyering up...😈

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Underdawg23's avatar

Pepe Lepew too.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

End of the Earth? Hmm, it'll probably be a slow drawn out thing. Kind of like a Trump trial. Rich folk will appeal until there's no one left listening.

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Resource NW's avatar

Not with a whimper, but a sizzle.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

rich people will start panicking once the service workers are dead.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

They will eat each other.

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ciaobella's avatar

Tech bros working on service bots

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

too bad that the tech grunts who put the bots together are dead too...

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The Wanderer's avatar

I'm waiting for a C&W song where the guy's truck also leaves him.

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42tontom's avatar

Tries to leave him, but can’t climb that moderately steep hill.

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Resource NW's avatar

Tries, but he only gives it two gallons of gas a t a time so it can never get far.

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Carstonio's avatar

I tried to solve two musical mysteries by theorizing that Billie Jo McAllister faked his suicide and became a vain, womanizing rich bastard who flies private jets to total eclipses.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Tuuurn around... Every now and then I get a little bit country when Teh Gheys assert their rights...

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Actually Billie Jo found Jesus, changed his name to Pat Robertson...and now you know the rest of the story...

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Choctaw Ridge was never the same after Billie embezzled all those bridge restoration funds.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

OT

Sometime today, no client list expected

Names of Jeffrey Epstein's associates set to be released

By Jonathan Stempel and Luc Cohen

January 3, 20241:01 PM CSTUpdated 27 min ago

https://www.reuters.com/legal/names-jeffrey-epsteins-associates-set-be-released-2024-01-03/

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Yeah but the judge is letting them individually challenge the release of their names. Rich bastards have the ability to shield themselves in ways their victims never can.

𝐼𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐽. 𝐷𝑜𝑒 107 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑘𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑒𝑐. 20 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 “𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦” 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑠 “𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑑.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/names-jeffrey-epstein-associates-others-unsealed-lawsuit-documents-rcna131621

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

Bonesaw, is that you?

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rags's avatar

Not a big Johnson

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Resource NW's avatar

Even tinier hands.

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ciaobella's avatar

'Since the day she was elected, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has been a relentless force for conservative governance and a tireless advocate for Coloradans'

Every day, a tireless advocate!

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Resource NW's avatar

Unmmm, how'd Colorado make out in the whole Colorado River water thing?

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Russell Jones's avatar

Perhaps ol' Mike is looking for a tuggie himself, assuming he can disable the sensor that notifies his son whenever he pops a boner.

In any event, a piece of shit named Dick Holtorf will in all likelihood beat Bobo like the proverbial rented mule in the GOP primary.

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ArgieBargie's avatar

I don't know known, some people are saying she can beat Dick.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Like it owes her money.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

That's a nice workaround for the pron alert app.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That’ll come in handy

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Only if she can keep it up.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

This could lead to a very sticky situation.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Ahh... Mr good christian. Well, they're down to two up, they can't afford to lose any more,

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2024 will be like 2023 in terms of climate change, except worse. The thing about this little problem, climate change, is that it only gets worse now, every year, inevitably for probably the rest of the millenium, and probably longer, even if appropriate action is taken, which has not happened. The people who all scoffed and sneered and mouthed stupid shit they heard on Fox, they will be dead (some of them from climate change) but a future population grappling with starvation amidst collapsing life support systems, they won't be laughing. Other than that and the fascism, I expect 2024 to be great.

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Very unfortunately the kind of conditions that will arise due to global warming are exactly what a fascist needs to gain power. Climate change will increase immigration tenfold. It will create water shortages and deliver a have and have not situation. The rich will continue to buy up real estate in the least affected areas, driving out the original residents. It will be a time of mass uncertainty, fear and paranoia. Next comes president Steve Bannon.

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Population migration will intensify for sure. The worst outcomes used to be modeled 100 years out, but now those models appear quite wrong and people alive today could see some pretty amazing things happen.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Amazing but not in a good way :(

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

The last year?

Shit, I have got a whole bunch of shit to get done! Why was there not notices sent out?

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Hitchhikers guide 😎

"There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams."

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

My attitude is that now there are certain things that I don't have to worry about getting done.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Cabin in the woods? 😳 Have you not seen that movie? Lol

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So quite randomly I clicked on the Pat McAfee show on ESPN. I was hoping to hear more coverage of the Sugar Bowl. But instead, I found Aaron Rodgers stupid face being interviewed. I was like why the Fuck are you talking to a man who isn't even playing, and I quickly changed the channel. Well, I find out today that Mr. Tin Foil hat was excitedly talking about the Epstein document release. He's very excited about this and might have to pop a bottle of bubbly in response. He believes that the list will be full of Democrats because all the pictures of trump with Epstein mean nothing compared to a name on the list. Then Useless Man accused Jimmy Kimmel of being on the list. This happened because recently Kimmel call Rodgers out for being tin foil hat guy. So, Rodgers decided to get revenge and now Kimmel is threatening to sue his ass.

I knew Rodgers was cracked but I had no idea how bad it was. Way to go shock jock, McAfee, we can always count on hosts like you to raise the level of conversation.

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Joe Bacon's avatar

If Cosell was alive today he'd tell Aaron Rogers to STFU.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Jesus Christ. Didn't know that McAfee clown landed an ESPN show. Trash does indeed rise to the top. And McAfee loves giving that piece of shit Rodgers a platform. Makes money for both of them, I reckon.

Old fuck that I am, I long for the days when one could turn on the teevee and watch Pat Summerall and John Madden call a pro game or Keith Jackson call a college game, free of McAfee/Rodgers turdery.

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Kimmel's response: 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘈𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦: 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥, 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵, 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩, 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘌𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯, 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 “𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵” 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺-𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵-𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘰𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵.

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Russell Jones's avatar

PS - Jeff Hostetler and Trent Dilfer have exactly the same number of Superbowl rings as you.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

I don't know how it happened that McAfee became a ubiquitous figure at ESPN, but I don't like it.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Gets looks and clicks

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I hope they have the same luck they did with Rush Limburger.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

It's almost as if the powers that be prefer to put lunatics front and center.

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Tin Kitty, Childless Lady Cat's avatar

As a lifelong Lions fan, I hold a special loathing for Aaron Rodgers that has nothing to do with his politics or his anti-science woo bullshit. Those are just the icing on my bitter cake.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Hey you know what would put a crimp in the Houthis attacking oil tankers in the Red Sea? If we didn't need all that oil.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

They were attacking container ships.

You know: no oil.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Come on, SIWW, that's crazy talk.

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Surprise:

The United States is set to produce a global record of 13.3 million barrels per day of crude and condensate during the fourth quarter of this year, according to a report published Tuesday by S&P Global Commodity Insights.

Last month, weekly US oil production hit 13.2 million barrels per day, according to the US Energy Information Administration. That’s just above the Donald Trump-era record of 13.1 million set in early 2020 just before the Covid-19 crisis sent output and prices crashing.

US output – led by shale oil drillers in Texas and New Mexico’s Permian Basin – is so strong that it’s sending supplies overseas. America is exporting the same amount of crude oil, refined products and natural gas liquids as Saudi Arabia or Russia produces, S&P said.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Most of that is oil that US refineries aren't set up to use, though, which is why we export it rather than refine it here. We're a net exporter, but we still import tons of foreign oil.

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Zeitgeist's avatar

Protecting transnational capitalism under the guise of hegemonic empire is a tough job sometimes.

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ICC's avatar

How many times do I have to say this... We've been an oil exporting nation since late 2018.

https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-oil-exporter-opec-20181206-story.html

All this oil bullshit is just bullshit. We do not need to drill baby drill or any of this shit.

Okay. I managed to say a couple of things while shoving a sandwich in my face. Back to work.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

There you go again, making sense in a nonsensical world.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

The last year of earth? Does that mean that Jesus is returning? If so, it will be awkward for the evangelicals, trump and others of their ilk. Atheists who follow the Golden Rule will be fine. Jesus was, and still is, more about actions than words (especially if said words mean nothing to those spouting the words).

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Joe Bacon's avatar

JC remembers what happened the last time and he really doesn't want to come back and have Joel 0$teen press a crown of thorns on his head while Steven Anderson nails him to a cross again.

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ICC's avatar

Yep, I'm fairly certain that if I'm wrong and there is a god and it ends up being the Christian god they're going to be like... fuck, you get a pass.

(New Testament Christian god.)

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bluePNWcats's avatar

If I was Jesus coming back, I'd be way more pissed at them than I would be at us. At least we kept Jesus's name out of our mouths while we were doing our dirty. 🤷🏻

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Well, I mean, I did call his name a few times, but I don't think that really counts. Right? 😆

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Not many people realize that this is the Lord's middle name. You must be a theologian. 🤔

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Tin Kitty, Childless Lady Cat's avatar

Mine's Jesus tapdancing Christ - sounds like your JC has more fun than mine

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bluePNWcats's avatar

I like a good old "Jesus tits" or "Christ on a cracker" action.

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Tin Kitty, Childless Lady Cat's avatar

and I always go with Christ on a crutch. My JC really doesn't get to have any fun :(

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bluePNWcats's avatar

The "probably" is the "fun" part.

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