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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

And we're done here!

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OG Blockhead's avatar

OT: There's a new attraction in New York called "The Beam" and I have mixed feelings. You sit on the edge of a simulated metal beam and are dangled some 800 feet in the air. Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8RBj-_ZO0Y

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JCfromNC's avatar

I believe my sister did that on her brief vacation in NYC while she was up there for the marathon. I remember seeing a photo on her FB that looked like it.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Uh...you couldn't pay me enough to get me to do that.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Nope, nope, nope!

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EyeQueue's avatar

I would do it.

I would hate every second of it, but I like being scared in a safe and controlled environment.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Be an Iroquois ironworker in the 30s!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I was the last of the Mohican blacksmiths in the French & Indian War. (Allegedly.)

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EyeQueue's avatar

The disconnect is American people are droolingly fucking *stoopit*!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And they are proud of it, too.

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EyeQueue's avatar

None of that book learnin' for me, no siree!!!!!!!!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah. I got nearsighted by the time I was 21 because I had my face in books most of the time.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Dumb OT question, but has anyone ever had their mouse's left-click start acting like it's the right-click? And know how to unfuck this?

And no, I didn't accidentally flip them, they're both a right-click now. I'm actually having to consider using *clutches pearls* my TOUCHPAD.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Looks like the House censured Jamal Bowman for pulling the fire alarm and just a few Dems went along with it. (214-191) Bowman: 'Meh, Republicans are assholes.'

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Prometheus59650's avatar

It's a censure. Who cares, really?

Take the administrative slap and go get lunch.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Shame shame, everyone knows your name!!!!!!

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Censures, impeachment, and tossing Speakers. What an excellent use of their time.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

It's from an AP article, BTW.

“It’s painfully obvious to myself, my colleagues and the American people that the Republican Party is deeply unserious and unable to legislate,” Bowman said Wednesday as he defended himself during floor debate. “Their censure resolution against me today continues to demonstrate their inability to govern and serve the American people.”

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Censure from this House is meaningless. I mean, more meaningless than it was previously.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Correct response by Bowman.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

But none of the others for trying to overthrow the government of the United States?

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DavidGC's avatar

He DID NOT pull a fire alarm. He opened an emergency exit door which has an alarm. I wish the media would make this clear! GRRRR!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Doesn't fit their GQp sponsored narrative.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Ohez noez!!!! He pulled a fire alarm.

The dirty GOP tried to insurrect (and continue to do so) our democracy.

But both sides, right?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Christofascists don't know how to compromise.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

This sanctimonious, patriarchal oppression of American women in Red states is a crime against humanity.

FULL fucking stop.

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wobbly's avatar

"No woman should have to go to court to get the health care she needs" - Karine Jean-Pierre

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

This is one of those "duh" sorts of statements that the "pro-life" cannot comprehend, because sluts (even those with husbands and other kids) must be punished. Even though in this case, the fetus is non-viable. The slut must be punished!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

"Nobody should have to go to court to get the health care they need. Full stop."

-- Hamilton & The Crew

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Hamilton is questionable, but The Crew is beyond reproach.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The Crew keeps me honest. Most of the time.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

True fact. You don't want to cross that Simba character.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

No. You don't. Simba will send Li'l Feller after you.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

At least LF is bribable.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

To a point. He's picky about the contracts he takes on.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Shady AF.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

So Bill Ackman (very wealthy hedge fund asshole) is VERY upset that some college presidents said bad things about Bibi bombing Gaza. He's apparently unaware that the party who he donates huge sums of money to, so he can pay even less in taxes than he already does, holds rallies where people chant "Jews will not replace us!" Dems/college professors are the REAL antisemites.

Ouch, ouch, the leopards are eating MY face!!!!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

All hedge fund managers are parasites. Wipe them out. All of them.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

And while we're at it... let's do away with the practice of short-selling stocks.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

The hedge funds got their asses handed to them when they were short selling Game Stop, so that was a lot of fun to watch.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

I vaguely remember that. Good times!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

There's even a movie out about it. The hedge funders were very angry that they got fucked so hard. Sad!

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Just turned-on MSNBC in time for a CLETUS SAFARI! Their story was Iowa voters try to make decision after last debate. They then showed a couple of Iowa voters, Republican, of course. I looked at that, paused for 1 second, and then changed the channel. THEY'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR THE CRIMINAL! Stop wasting our time.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Israel has been targeting "wrong" journalists (those from Arab states, those who are Muslim) with arrest, because this war is as much about PR and propaganda as it is about the warfare itself.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I'd say the propaganda war is bigger than the actual war in many respects. And Israel's is a much more sophisticated and far-reaching enterprise. But despite that they are struggling to win the propaganda war. Even though the United States press is fully on their side. Probably because one of the combatants is strong, and the other is weak. Also, too, the United Nations repeated calls to stop killing civilians isn't helping. This latest blast about the horrible sexual assaults committed by Hamas was what you might call a propaganda bomb. Very organized. They had Sheryl Sandberg ready to talk to the UN, they had influential women such as Hillary Clinton and Joyce Vance all lined up to speak on their behalf and write letters to the United Nations. I'm not saying that the assaults didn't happen, but this information didn't leak out slowly. It was released in a coordinated manner. The people of the United States are its target.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We have the money, that's why.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

You'll be pleased to know that Bill Ackman is VERY upset about college presidents saying anything that is critical of Israel. He's apparently unaware that his favorite political party is FULL of antisemites. He must have been on one of his private islands when Trump's Red Hats were screaming "Jews will not replace us!!!"

On the brighter side of things, at least the party that he donates millions of dollars to will cut his taxes from 5% to 0% eventually. I guess that makes it OK to support a party full of racists, homophobes, antisemites, and Islamophobes.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

His profession is parasitism. Fuck him.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Exactly. It infuriates me that the people who've been given so much by this country are the ones least likely to support it in any way that doesn't benefit them.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Just what Drumpfenfuehrer seeks to do on Despot Day One.

Seriously; what's going on in this world right now is an historic familiarity and damned terrifying.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Every few decades the world goes mad, and we're witnessing it in real time. I genuinely hope the forces of evil, including the ones in this country, are vanquished, but I'm not holding out a great deal of hope.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The problem is if these vandals in the now meager House majority have their way America will leave Ukraine and effectively NATO high and dry.

Just like the heinous rise in both global authoritarianism and anti-Semitism this shit scares the HELL out of me.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗡𝗬 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝘂𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝘀 𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻’𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 '𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱'

https://www.alternet.org/ny-appeals-trump-fraud/

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Abrams are trickling in to Ukraine. They may not be a game changer, but give Ukraine enough 155 artillery rounds, they'll be part of a game changing operation.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm sick of this helping Ukraine out in drips and drabs. The US has a metric imperial shiteload of M1A1's in storage. On the other hand, Ukraine as been using the shit out of their Bradleys. They like the western equipment because the crew survives far more often when the vehicles get shot up. A Russian tank, due to the placement of it's ammo in the crew compartment often explodes in a big bang with the turrets being launched high into the air. I've seen plenty of videos of that happening. I don't know what the world record turret-tossing height is right now. Something over 100 meters, I vaguely recall.

And fuck the traitor republicants for blocking aid to Ukraine! God, please send them to Hell, please.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Throughout this war the US and NATO wait until the situation is critical before upping the more advanced weapon systems. Which then take months to ship and train on. Saying they don't want to send a signal to Russia that we are expanding our aid to Ukraine by supplying weapons that might help them win. These surplus previous generation tanks should have been sent a year ago. They were either in storage or for military reserve training purposes. And pilots and mechanics should have been trained on F-16s last winter and planes on the ground this past summer, when a Ukrainian offensive was supposed to start. Giving Ukraine more air coverage against an entrenched foe.

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Anonymouse's avatar

F-16's would be great, but for this war, give me A-10's. How many times has congress tried to retire that fleet? I see your point though, Ukraine needs both.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

If existing Ukrainian aircraft can't make it to front lines to attack Russian formations, A-10s which are even slower than SU-25s would not last very long.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Logistics are a bitch. Getting the Ukrainian ground forces the support they need, both with combined arms training and with logistical support, takes time. I know it's frustrating, but Ukraine is holding its own right now.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

In modern war, logistics is king. I actually favor supplying UA with Leopard IIs, shiteloads of them. They are actually better suited to the theatre. The fewer different kinds of things they have the easier the logistics become. Exponentially so.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

An insight that served the Allies well in WWII, the Nazis, not so much.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Germany had too many variants of too many things. Unlike the allies. Russia had mostly T-34s, shitloads of them, US had Shermans, shitloads of them. In tanks, Germany had moderate numbers of Panzer 3s (outdated), 4s (outdated), Panthers (good), Tigers (crap), and a few King Tigers (shit), etc. among other crap. They struggled keeping the supplies and spare parts moving for all of those things.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Clarke or Asimov or some other classic SF writer had a wonderful short story that explained this very well.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

The piece-of-shit GOP is making noises that they're not going to approve any aid to Ukraine, Israel, or Taiwan until next year, because "fuck the immigrants" is why.

I hate these people so much.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Without the slightest question. They're all flirting with outright treason.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Flirting, my butt. It's out-and-out treason by any reckoning other than US fucking law.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah. And even though Tubbervile allowed the lower-ranking 400-odd military promotions to go through, which were ratified the other day, the top positions are not. My level of outrage rivals the heat of a supernova. Somebody needs to slap that big-eared bastard.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Stupid Faux Noise airhead blonde asks idiotic question. Film at 11.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I still like the old Kentucky Fried movie 5-second spot: "I'm not wearing any pants; film at 11!"

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It is why they are there

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Prometheus59650's avatar

D'aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww

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Bobathonic's avatar

A-HA! Cumberbatch is really three otters in a human suit!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Beaverface Cumberbatch

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Hi, babby otter!!

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