HuffPo: Trump Makes 'No Beach-Napping' Pledge In Odd Shot At Biden
"Trump has made a vow to the American public that no-one asked him to – he'll never sleep on the beach when the cameras are on him.
During an increasingly erratic speech in Georgia, the Republican candidate took aim at President Joe Biden, who had the temerity to take a nap while on vacation at Rehoboth beach in Delaware last month, well after he dropped out the race.
"Here's a guy that can sleep on the beach," Trump said, astonished. "How can you sleep on the beach when you have cameras on? I will never sleep on the beach in front of live television. I promise.""
Because he'll never be on a beach, the Orange Oaf. Meanwhile, (a) it wasn't "live television," it was papparazzi, and (b) he literally slept soundly in front of live television WHILE ON TRIAL FOR FEDERAL FELONIES
I spent 90 minutes at the dentist this morning. And yes, it's 2:30 and my brain is going 'what are you making for supper?'. And my mouth keeps vetoing everything I come up with.
I too visited the dentist today, for a cleaning. When I went to pay, the practice manager, who is married to the head dentist, said it was on them -- a wedding present. They're good people.
I had to make dinner; darling husband Meccalopolis had a Zoom meeting to attend. I made vegan pasta carbonara. We had leftover Just Egg that had to be used, I bought MyBacon (bacon made from mycelium), a shallot, frozen peas, and. vegan cheese, as well as some artisanal Italian pasta. It's divine. It included some maitake from our mountain and tomato from our garden. I never had pasta carbonara in my life; I was vegan before it ever appeared in NYC. But it did sound appealing, and now I know.
"The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?'”
One of the air molecules that Biden expelled in saying the word "fentanyl" just brushed past a cop, and now that cop is dead from exposure to fentanyl!! Why does Biden hate our first responders!??!??!?!111
When you watch movies like 'Reefer Madness' or 'The Devil's Weed,' they never show the part where the drugs are being made by pharmaceutical giants and pushed by pharma reps and doctors.
OT observation. Things break in cars all the time. Ever heard of the car buzzer breaking? You know, the warning that your seat belt is off, the door is ajar, the emergency break is on, there is something on your back seat and the seat belt isn't engaged (my dog), your keys are in the ignition, your headlights are on.... A never ending input of idiot alerts that never seems to break.
We had an old Camry back in the day that had an airbag light that was always on. Caused some grief during its last inspection. Anyhow, then I hit a deer on the Mass Pike at 70 mph. Hooray, the airbag worked! Didn't have to worry about any more inspections though.
My electric kettle loves to beep. It even beeps when I place it back on its element, and I’m like “I know, I just put you on there why the fuck are you beeping?”
The one I hate is the "collision warning". Yes, I am WELL AWARE that there is a car to the left of me that IS ALSO TURNING LEFT (albeit in another lane). And I AM quickly and safely slowing down as I approach the intersection where a car is turning to the right and there's no chance of my hitting them. I do NOT need a loud beep startling me!
Don'tcha love the car commercials showing that? Apparently there's huge numbers of drivers who are completely unaware of anything happening outside the vehicle unless something screams at them.
"[A] neighbor’s dog had been barking pretty relentlessly and was, you know, keeping the baby and probably the parents awake and that he kind of lost it and took a shovel and killed the dog. End of problem.”
I still believe that most current conservative politicians would be serial killers if they never went into politics. Maybe some of them are and we just don't know it.
Ta, Evan. I'm still listening to OHJB's address to the U.N., so I'm afraid I'll have to skip this one.
HuffPo: Trump Makes 'No Beach-Napping' Pledge In Odd Shot At Biden
"Trump has made a vow to the American public that no-one asked him to – he'll never sleep on the beach when the cameras are on him.
During an increasingly erratic speech in Georgia, the Republican candidate took aim at President Joe Biden, who had the temerity to take a nap while on vacation at Rehoboth beach in Delaware last month, well after he dropped out the race.
"Here's a guy that can sleep on the beach," Trump said, astonished. "How can you sleep on the beach when you have cameras on? I will never sleep on the beach in front of live television. I promise.""
What a weirdo.
"I will never sleep on the beach in front of live television. I promise."
Yeah -- he only sleeps IN COURT
Because he'll never be on a beach, the Orange Oaf. Meanwhile, (a) it wasn't "live television," it was papparazzi, and (b) he literally slept soundly in front of live television WHILE ON TRIAL FOR FEDERAL FELONIES
... as well as at his own convention, IIRC
YES
WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!
𝗛𝗨𝗭𝗭𝗔𝗛!!!𝟭!
Congratulations!
That is an earnestly desired appliance hereabouts.
Is life just basically figuring out what you're having for dinner every goddamn day until you die?
Only if you fail at meal planning a lot
Which I try not to do
But I struggle
I spent 90 minutes at the dentist this morning. And yes, it's 2:30 and my brain is going 'what are you making for supper?'. And my mouth keeps vetoing everything I come up with.
Protein shakes with a lil' ice cream tonight, I hope
I too visited the dentist today, for a cleaning. When I went to pay, the practice manager, who is married to the head dentist, said it was on them -- a wedding present. They're good people.
I had to make dinner; darling husband Meccalopolis had a Zoom meeting to attend. I made vegan pasta carbonara. We had leftover Just Egg that had to be used, I bought MyBacon (bacon made from mycelium), a shallot, frozen peas, and. vegan cheese, as well as some artisanal Italian pasta. It's divine. It included some maitake from our mountain and tomato from our garden. I never had pasta carbonara in my life; I was vegan before it ever appeared in NYC. But it did sound appealing, and now I know.
"The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?'”
- Douglas Adams
“You’re born. You live. You go on some diets. You die”
— Opus
Pretty much.
One of the air molecules that Biden expelled in saying the word "fentanyl" just brushed past a cop, and now that cop is dead from exposure to fentanyl!! Why does Biden hate our first responders!??!??!?!111
stealth defend by biden.
It was a Fentanyl Midichlorian. You need to titrate those properly to avoid injury or death.
One time a man saw fentanyl in a closet and the fentanyl looked at him and he died.
Worse: It was a picture of a fentanyl.
Poor cop.
OT Brane Kelnzer: Gottdammit. It's either narcolepsy or Simba is doing his Jedi go to sleep mind trick on me again.
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Well, I'm seeing a "give me a treat or two, then go to sleep, and forget you gave me a treat or two."
The maniacs do that to me. They think I have short-term memory issues and will believe I forgot to give them their noon treats.
I have a strong urge to order tacos.
Yep.
Mmmm...I wish that taco places delivered around here.
Mmmmmmmm tacos........
It IS Tuesday, after all.
The gaze of sleep...
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Just say no . . . to Trump.
God he's so senile and on death's door, am I right?
I laugh so I don't cry.
O we don't talk about candidate age now that Republicans have the oldest candidate ever.
We need to throw Kamala in jail because Joe is so senile and that’s how it works now.
People with logical minds getting hooked on opiates is perfectly understandable.
Who knew that big pharma would be directly implicated in organized crime? Why, I'm feeling faint!
(Hands Villago some pearls to clutch)
Can I offer you a quick pick-me-up?
Well they're quite organized.
And they are quite crime.
Belgium is worried about waffles. And sprouts.
And chocolate.
They're waffling on that one.
hmmmmmmhhhhH! Chocolate waffle cone, and hold the sprouts!
Holding Chapman's Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.
I think I may have decided on dinner.
Oh. Yum.
When you watch movies like 'Reefer Madness' or 'The Devil's Weed,' they never show the part where the drugs are being made by pharmaceutical giants and pushed by pharma reps and doctors.
Isn't capitalism out of control great?
Just heard from Italy, concerned about fentanyl in spumoni. Now the Dominican Republic reports on their fentanyl issues.
OT observation. Things break in cars all the time. Ever heard of the car buzzer breaking? You know, the warning that your seat belt is off, the door is ajar, the emergency break is on, there is something on your back seat and the seat belt isn't engaged (my dog), your keys are in the ignition, your headlights are on.... A never ending input of idiot alerts that never seems to break.
The Check Engine light on my Nissan has been randomly turning on and off since 2008. Nobody can figure out why, so I keep hoping the bulb burns out.
We had an old Camry back in the day that had an airbag light that was always on. Caused some grief during its last inspection. Anyhow, then I hit a deer on the Mass Pike at 70 mph. Hooray, the airbag worked! Didn't have to worry about any more inspections though.
That's a scary accident. Glad you're OK
As the Car Talk guys used to say, that's what black electrical tape is for.
When I disconnected the antilock in my Fusion (I do not trust antilock) I disassembled the instrument cluster and painted over the warning light.
My electric kettle loves to beep. It even beeps when I place it back on its element, and I’m like “I know, I just put you on there why the fuck are you beeping?”
Microwaves that beep intermittently, beep beep beep pause beep beep beep, for eternity to let you know your popcorn is done.
It's saying 'I love you!'
It's like a cat's slow blink.
There were a few English cars back in the 80s that were notorious for the warning systems constantly going off even when nothing was wrong.
i don't know if the Reliant Robin was one of those cars. but they sure were ugly AND dorky looking!
Right tippy, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8
Everything I know about the Reliant I learned from Mr. Bean.
Mr. Bean, Red Dwarf, and a 1984 Tracy Ullman video!
It wasn't. Turns out the Robin (and its four-wheeled sibling the Kitten) are practically bulletproof.
Ah, the Vauxhall Alarmist.
Hey, Lucas is trying!
The one I hate is the "collision warning". Yes, I am WELL AWARE that there is a car to the left of me that IS ALSO TURNING LEFT (albeit in another lane). And I AM quickly and safely slowing down as I approach the intersection where a car is turning to the right and there's no chance of my hitting them. I do NOT need a loud beep startling me!
Don'tcha love the car commercials showing that? Apparently there's huge numbers of drivers who are completely unaware of anything happening outside the vehicle unless something screams at them.
Lucas, Prince of Darkness.
The really annoying part is when they scream out "Sil Flancis Dlake has sighted the Spanish Almada!"
OHJB, on fentanyl."There's so much more that needs to be done"
Rethuglicans: "And we'll be there to protect the Sacklers from the consequences of their insatiable greed."
OHJB is entirely correct. Fentanyl is dangerous. We can do more. But not what the Republicans want, that'll just make it worse.
I don't recall any of them telling us what they WOULD do, apart from putting even more people in jail.
Well, anyone but the manufacturers.
The pushers don't commit crime, only the users do.
Sorry foy the O/T but I can't wait until the open Thread. Project 2025 mastermind allegedly told colleagues he killed a dog with a shovel. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/24/project-2025-kevin-roberts-killed-dog
Well, yeah. Because why wouldn't he be?
The blood libel against the Haitian immigrants was just projection all along.
They are all ghouls. All of them. Strange how a fascist ideology seems to attract the best humans, isn't it?
The poor dog was just a dry run prior to killing the US.
"[A] neighbor’s dog had been barking pretty relentlessly and was, you know, keeping the baby and probably the parents awake and that he kind of lost it and took a shovel and killed the dog. End of problem.”
Good grief. The poor dog!!
Ok, that's a gigantic red flag.
Put him on the list of suspects if anyone in his family ever gets killed.
Heaven forbid knocking on the neighbor's door to discuss the issue. Violence and death is a much easier solution.
These are the kind of people for whom guns are a remote control for life, and failing that, blunt instruments.
"Shoot Your Way to Success!"
I suppose we can be thankful he didn't use the shovel on the dog's owners. Though I'll bet a cookie he thought about it.
Why would one ever admit that except for some threatening reason ? That takes some brutality.
Because of Murc's Law. He's not a Democrat so there won't be any accountability for it!
I'm completely surprised they're showing escalation red flags.
(insert classic scene from 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘢 here)
I still believe that most current conservative politicians would be serial killers if they never went into politics. Maybe some of them are and we just don't know it.
They're killers by proxy - you just know that's why they're in favor of wars.
Also why they've defanged our public health apparatus, leaving us defenseless for the next pandemic.
Noem: “I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.”
Criminal charges have been filed against Donald and JDVance in Ohio by the Haitian Bridge Alliance - bwahaha -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCTDouBDkQ
Subscribe to Hawk while your there - he should get more attention -