LIVE: Joe Biden Just Hanging Out With Basketball Players Now
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GUESS WHO AIN’T GOT NO DEBATE TONIGHT?
That’s right, it is President Joe Biden, who stayed back in in Washington with his b-ball friends.
First, at 11 a.m. Eastern this morning, or whenever it actually happened, Biden welcomed the 2023-2024 NCAA women’s championship team from the University of South Carolina, home of the Gamecocks. Fun trivia fact about that school: Much of their merch really does just say “Cocks,” and that’s why all over the South you see people wearing baseball caps that just say “Cocks.”
Then, at 1:30 p.m. Eastern — AKA somewhere around now or whenever Biden gets back from his lunch or whatever — Biden will greet the men’s championship team from the University of Connecticut. Fun trivia fact about that school: Literally NONE of their merch says “Cocks” for any reason! It’s weird. They’d probably say “Um, our mascot is the huskies,” but it turns out there are lots of UConn t-shirts on the internet that say “UCUM” instead of “UConn,” and since we do not have the New England regional knowledge to explain this, we hope a commenter will.
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Tonight in the OT Chat, I plan on live-giffing the debate. That may be a thing I just created. I have a number of VP Harris gifs and will be dropping them in the Chat to match whatever is happening in the debate. Maybe a couple of Dump gifs where he is shown as his true ridiculous self.