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Ta, Evan. Why do all the textualists/constitutionalists ignore the part about the WELL-REGULATED MILITIA?

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These gawd damned guns have GOT to go.

They are agents of death and nothing more.

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I support Biden keeping weapons of death out of the hands of those who will use them to kill innocent people.

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What you did there. I have seen it.

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Am I alone in thinking that the women in Hunter Biden's life could have been a skosh more supportive on the stand?

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You have to tell the truth up there.

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Unless the check clears. Truth is transactional to some folks.

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Quick, send this Link to Truth Social so Trump can explain about electric car crashes and snakes…

https://au.yahoo.com/news/woman-missing-forest-found-dead-090454028.html

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At least it wasn't sharks ...

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Convicting Hunter Biden will only deepen the division.

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To heal the political divide Biden must pardon Hunter.

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founding

We didn’t need a trial to tell us that Hunter Biden is packing

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Oh, well done!

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It's in the Congressional Record!

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And it's on Madge Greene's bedroom ceiling.

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And in her drawer...

/Vibrates ominously/

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I just woke up from naptime and I haven't heard what he said, but some RWNJ somewhere is already formulating a Hot Take that Biden's mad about guns because Hunter and now he wants everyone to suffer

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At least Hunter can say he was high and stupid, Vanka and Slenderman were stone sober when they did all their financial crimes and basic treason activities.

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I’ve had wing nuts on the twitter saying “no OnE oPpOsEs KeEpInG gUnS aWaY fRoM dRuG aDdIcTs!!!1!”

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Geniuses.

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When mall cops get shooty:

𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗴𝘂𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱

𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘫𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘪𝘨 5 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘳, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭.

𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳. 𝘔𝘦𝘦𝘨𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘢 𝘙𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘊𝘉𝘚 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 … 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺”, 𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 17-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘙𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪.

𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯’𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪’𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/11/washington-teen-airsoft-gun-shot-dead

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That was an act of cold blooded murder.

ALL of these fucking guns have got to GO, dammit. This shit is never going to stop until that happens.

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"I feared for my life"

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You've never looked down an orange-tipped barrel.

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The "security guard" should be locked up. Forever.

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Murder ONE.

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Oh, goodie. I get to hear my son complain about Joe Biden personally storming every gun owner's home with a bazooka to confiscate their gunz or whatever nonsense the reich wing puts out about this.

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He should do it. Say he never wants to see what happened to his son happen to anyone else and snatch those military grade weapons right out of Cletus's hands.

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I’m still waiting for Obama to do that.

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Who else thinks Trump can go fuck himself?

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I'm... I'm not sure he can.

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Well, ain’t no one else gonna do it.

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Sadly (and unfortunately for anyone with an automatic and vivid imagination), evidence points to the contrary.

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Given his age, overall physical condition, and flexibility, I'm going with no.

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He can die trying

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He should try though.

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At least 81 million Americans, at last count.

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Just mentioned it below. I think we both had the same brainwave at the same time!!!!

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It was his statement on Hunter Biden…trumps such a bucket of crap

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For anyone that lol thought the Hunter Biden verdict would shut MAGA up,

“His political rivals signaled on Tuesday that they were not satisfied with the trial’s outcome. Republicans were gearing up to say he was convicted of the wrong crimes.

“DOJ is running election interference for Joe Biden — that’s why DOJ did NOT charge Hunter with being an unregistered foreign agent (FARA) or any crime connected with foreign corruption,” Stephen Miller, one of former President Donald J. Trump’s top advisers, wrote on the website X, referring to the Department of Justice. “Why? Because all the evidence would lead back to JOE.”

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Remember, they got Capone on tax charges. Even tfg knows that! Nevar Forgit! Attica!

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Um, this investigation was started by Trump's DOJ.

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GOP: This is not the red meat we were promised! Whar red meat?

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It’s the other red meat.

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"Fine, sure, he was convicted, but not of THOSE CRIMES."

Honestly, Stephen Miller needs to pack his Nazi ass away in the nearest handbasket and ship himself directly to hell.

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I don’t have anything like what you would call a…mellifluous speaking voice. But fuck-a-doodle-do, that Stephen Miller! Does he sound like that on purpose? Does he know he sounds that way. Oh my days, every time I fuck up and hear him talk I am riveted and repulsed in equal measure. Like clips from that zit-popping show. His voice is the auditory equivalent of that!

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They sent him back. So much evil concentrated in that one human skin suit that more postage was required.

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Nothing will make MAGA shut up.

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I'm convinced that *something* will eventually come along that will at least push them back underground. Much harder with most of the traditional media plumping for them, though.

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This!

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"The wrong crimes" that they are unable to specify?

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Stephen Miller can go ____ himself a lot.

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soothe & comfort?

fold, spindle, & mutilate?

garden weasel?

<re-fucking-dacted>?

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Stephen Miller needs to go the way of his hero, Reinhard Heydrich.

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I can't wait for the first debate when Joe needles Trump to the point that he totally flips out.

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Biden's campaign should get audience members to show up in shark head masks

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That's assuming the felon even shows up. He's got lots of time to weasel out.

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If he does that's just good for Biden. Won't testify. Won't debate. Fraidy Kitty.

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Hannity apparently already started floating the “Trump should back out” line last night. Which of course only would happen if Dump instructed him to do that.

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Get trump going on sharks and electricity. He's already defensive following the calamity Fox won't even air.

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Too bad Colbert and Meyers featured it last night on their shows.

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TCFFG will find some way to weasel out of this. His minions are working on some sort of excuse right now.

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