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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Why do all the textualists/constitutionalists ignore the part about the WELL-REGULATED MILITIA?

SkeptiKC's avatar

These gawd damned guns have GOT to go.

They are agents of death and nothing more.

Joe Beese's avatar

I support Biden keeping weapons of death out of the hands of those who will use them to kill innocent people.

V4Virginia's avatar

What you did there. I have seen it.

satch's avatar

Am I alone in thinking that the women in Hunter Biden's life could have been a skosh more supportive on the stand?

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

You have to tell the truth up there.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Unless the check clears. Truth is transactional to some folks.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Quick, send this Link to Truth Social so Trump can explain about electric car crashes and snakes…

https://au.yahoo.com/news/woman-missing-forest-found-dead-090454028.html

satch's avatar

At least it wasn't sharks ...

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Convicting Hunter Biden will only deepen the division.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

To heal the political divide Biden must pardon Hunter.

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

We didn’t need a trial to tell us that Hunter Biden is packing

V4Virginia's avatar

It's in the Congressional Record!

Tecolote's avatar

And it's on Madge Greene's bedroom ceiling.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

And in her drawer...

/Vibrates ominously/

V4Virginia's avatar

I just woke up from naptime and I haven't heard what he said, but some RWNJ somewhere is already formulating a Hot Take that Biden's mad about guns because Hunter and now he wants everyone to suffer

Thank You For Trying's avatar

At least Hunter can say he was high and stupid, Vanka and Slenderman were stone sober when they did all their financial crimes and basic treason activities.

Lucidamente's avatar

I’ve had wing nuts on the twitter saying “no OnE oPpOsEs KeEpInG gUnS aWaY fRoM dRuG aDdIcTs!!!1!”

Euripides Pants's avatar

When mall cops get shooty:

𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗴𝘂𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱

𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘫𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘪𝘨 5 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘳, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭.

𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳. 𝘔𝘦𝘦𝘨𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘢 𝘙𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘊𝘉𝘚 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 … 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺”, 𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 17-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘙𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪.

𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯’𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪’𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/11/washington-teen-airsoft-gun-shot-dead

SkeptiKC's avatar

That was an act of cold blooded murder.

ALL of these fucking guns have got to GO, dammit. This shit is never going to stop until that happens.

satch's avatar

"I feared for my life"

Euripides Pants's avatar

You've never looked down an orange-tipped barrel.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Oh, goodie. I get to hear my son complain about Joe Biden personally storming every gun owner's home with a bazooka to confiscate their gunz or whatever nonsense the reich wing puts out about this.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

He should do it. Say he never wants to see what happened to his son happen to anyone else and snatch those military grade weapons right out of Cletus's hands.

Gout Machine's avatar

I’m still waiting for Obama to do that.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

For anyone that lol thought the Hunter Biden verdict would shut MAGA up,

“His political rivals signaled on Tuesday that they were not satisfied with the trial’s outcome. Republicans were gearing up to say he was convicted of the wrong crimes.

“DOJ is running election interference for Joe Biden — that’s why DOJ did NOT charge Hunter with being an unregistered foreign agent (FARA) or any crime connected with foreign corruption,” Stephen Miller, one of former President Donald J. Trump’s top advisers, wrote on the website X, referring to the Department of Justice. “Why? Because all the evidence would lead back to JOE.”

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Remember, they got Capone on tax charges. Even tfg knows that! Nevar Forgit! Attica!

Zeitgeist's avatar

Um, this investigation was started by Trump's DOJ.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

GOP: This is not the red meat we were promised! Whar red meat?

DaveB's avatar

It’s the other red meat.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

"Fine, sure, he was convicted, but not of THOSE CRIMES."

Honestly, Stephen Miller needs to pack his Nazi ass away in the nearest handbasket and ship himself directly to hell.

Vileaxxe's avatar

I don’t have anything like what you would call a…mellifluous speaking voice. But fuck-a-doodle-do, that Stephen Miller! Does he sound like that on purpose? Does he know he sounds that way. Oh my days, every time I fuck up and hear him talk I am riveted and repulsed in equal measure. Like clips from that zit-popping show. His voice is the auditory equivalent of that!

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

They sent him back. So much evil concentrated in that one human skin suit that more postage was required.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Nothing will make MAGA shut up.

LP's avatar

I'm convinced that *something* will eventually come along that will at least push them back underground. Much harder with most of the traditional media plumping for them, though.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

"The wrong crimes" that they are unable to specify?

Eileen's avatar

Stephen Miller can go ____ himself a lot.

Arolpin's avatar

soothe & comfort?

fold, spindle, & mutilate?

garden weasel?

<re-fucking-dacted>?

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Stephen Miller needs to go the way of his hero, Reinhard Heydrich.

Joe Bacon's avatar

I can't wait for the first debate when Joe needles Trump to the point that he totally flips out.

LP's avatar

Biden's campaign should get audience members to show up in shark head masks

Edith Prickly's avatar

That's assuming the felon even shows up. He's got lots of time to weasel out.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

If he does that's just good for Biden. Won't testify. Won't debate. Fraidy Kitty.

Gout Machine's avatar

Hannity apparently already started floating the “Trump should back out” line last night. Which of course only would happen if Dump instructed him to do that.

Dirty-Work's avatar

Get trump going on sharks and electricity. He's already defensive following the calamity Fox won't even air.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Too bad Colbert and Meyers featured it last night on their shows.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

TCFFG will find some way to weasel out of this. His minions are working on some sort of excuse right now.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I think, by November, Biden walks away with this election. Truly do.

Maureen's avatar

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Lefty Proud's avatar

From your lips to God's ears, or whatever deity you prefer.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I had the same vibe, this morning, out of the blue

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Same, decent man vs. insane shitbag criminal?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I have the same feeling. Hope we are right.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I am but I’m paying attention to markets too.