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Ta, Evan. I was at the dentist and missed this.

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Hahaha, MeeMaw is going to send him her Social Security check

https://x.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1772767030023725512?s=46&t=1rZK10YkgvExjWdPmduJcg

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I've said it before: that particular ASL interpreter is fantastic!

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[hushed tone] "But I got news for 'em. We're gonna stop 'em again."

Delicious.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, Jill and I are here today to remind you that we're sane. And we're not sitting in courtrooms getting convicted of anything. We're here to get some work done..."

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We seem to be on tico-time here? Still says "will begin shortly" (And yes, I refreshed) What am I missing?

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OT...

Just woke up from an unscheduled nap. Probably the first nap I can recall taking and not feeling worse afterwards.

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Mar 26·edited Mar 26

But, which Cook-Out will he stop at? Which of the more than 100 milkshake flavor combinations will he select? Will he pick up the check? Will he someday visit a Char-Grill? Will he join the debate over which is the better Raleigh hamburger stand?

The future of our Republic rests on the answers to these questions. This is the information the lame-stream media® is keeping from you.

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‘𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹’: 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝘅 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀

Joe Biden had some good news on Tuesday as polling showed him gaining on Donald Trump in six battleground states, seven months before the presidential election. In response, one leading Democratic strategist said the “Biden bump is real”.

According to Bloomberg News and Morning Consult, Biden now leads Trump by a point in Wisconsin, having trailed by four last month, and is tied in Pennsylvania, where Trump had a six-point lead last month. The two candidates were also tied in Michigan.

In other states likely to decide the presidential election in November, Trump was ahead in Arizona, Georgia, Nevada and North Carolina. Only Georgia, however, showed an increased lead for the presumptive Republican nominee.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/26/election-trump-biden-latest-polls

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Lasted less than a Scaramucci

https://x.com/dylanbyers/status/1772672463790547271?s=61&t=d57_wdu2mp3jUpQgi28A5Q

NBC NEWS plans to drop ex RNC-chair Ronna McDaniel as a paid contributor following on-air revolt from NBC/MSNBC talent. Execs are deliberating over details; announcement pending. Meanwhile, McDaniel is seeking legal representation

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The hypocrisy particularly with the Clarence Thomas and the story we read today about Ho, Trump attacking Judge Merchan's daughter for working in a firm:

“In other words, he hates me! His daughter is a senior executive at a Super Liberal Democrat firm that works for Adam ‘Shifty’ Schiff, the Democrat National Committee, (Dem) Senate Majority PAC, and even Crooked Joe Biden.”

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Mar 26Liked by Martini Glambassador

Trump hawking $60 endorsed Bibles.

"This Bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation."

I prefer the Codex Sinaiticus in Greek. No full copy exists in the original Klingon, though. The only copy was at Praxis, which blew up due to over mining.

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Mar 26Liked by Martini Glambassador

Contrasting Biden's talk now regarding the accident in Baltimore just after watching Trump selling Bibles, I can't imagine Trump even pronouncing many of the words Biden is using in a natural manner.

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Judge Juan M. Merchan to Trump: "Zip it or else."

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GA Election RICO defendant:

So…….. my bond was modified almost a month ago?!?!?

I can work on the Trump 2024 ?

Why am I just now finding out about this …….. a MONTH LATER !

https://twitter.com/hw_floyd/status/1771248083738693770?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1771248083738693770%7Ctwgr%5E9d9a4af2f758573ac8c6aad9f1fb440b156f2d90%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Fr%2Fentryeditor%2F2667607124advanced

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Because you're too fucking stupid to read an order yourself or ask your lawyer how the hearing went?

Spitballing.

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Mitt Romney: I don’t know her

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