Wait, would I have to share my Socialist Beer? That sounds unsanitary. Couldn't I just buy a round for folk? Well, everyone but Larry. Last round I bought Lawson's Finest and his turn was warm PBR in cans that were slightly rusted from being on his boat.
Since this seems like an OT, I'll ask. When Biden asks Congress to send $24 Billion in aid to Ukraine, is he just referring to the original cost of the obsolete yet still useful tanks and cluster munitions we are sending, as in no NEW spending? I think that if this is so, that is great. We don't have to pay to store or destroy it, and Ukraine can kill Russians with it.
Okay, what was the over/under on the number of times Pete Doocy would step on his dick?
About the same as the over/under on the number of times he steps on a rake?
Headline on C&L: "Doocy's Question Was So Stupid That KJP Had To Give Him A Spanking"
And here I thought "Spanking the Doocy" had a whole 'nother meaning.
The front row is made up of total dipshits.
Fix the immigration mess? The GQp needs the immigration mess as part of their foot stomping plan.
"bastard stole infrastructure week, what's next?"
- Rs everywhere
Keep their word? You ask the impossible!
We've heard credible reports that Joe Biden actually sleeps with Kamala Harris at the Naval Observatory. Could you comment on that?
I find that incredible.
"Would you believe they have sex at Camp David?"
"Not really."
"How about games of pinochle at a Motel Six?"
He does. They have separate sleeping bags. OTOH, Jill and Doug knock boots in the residence of the WH.
We've heard credible reports that Joe Biden actually an covert agent in the pay of the Vatican. Would you comment on that?
I'm contemplating the Observatory.
So, Mitch's taxidermist has cleared McConnell to stay on the job, despite health fears?
Stuffed McConnell is already carefully strapped to the hand-truck, and has a full schedule.
Much like Hannibal Lechter.
Hannibal Lechter libels . . . Hannibal has standards
It's a low bar, the Senate Republicans don't do much of anything.
there's only one thing they could do less of . . . moan.
Thank God.
SHE JUST SAID that the initial assessment of the damage hasn't been done, the process is ongoing. YEESH.
But...but...but panicking and posturing SELLS AD SPACE!!!
Well, why wasn't it done in the minutes between the first question and this one?
IS JOE BIDEN TOO SLOW TO BE PRESIDENT?
~ The NYT, prolly
NPR. Joe's taking the short steps up to AF1. Too old to be prez?
Wait, would I have to share my Socialist Beer? That sounds unsanitary. Couldn't I just buy a round for folk? Well, everyone but Larry. Last round I bought Lawson's Finest and his turn was warm PBR in cans that were slightly rusted from being on his boat.
I only share after I'm done with it.
Your chance for socialist beer is coming up in about three weeks in Mรผnchen.
Since this seems like an OT, I'll ask. When Biden asks Congress to send $24 Billion in aid to Ukraine, is he just referring to the original cost of the obsolete yet still useful tanks and cluster munitions we are sending, as in no NEW spending? I think that if this is so, that is great. We don't have to pay to store or destroy it, and Ukraine can kill Russians with it.
Somebody get the net โ Tucker is screeching that news anchors spread propaganda for the CIA.
Oh, Dear Jesus....
Yeah... and? Tucker's entire job was spewing propaganda. Just not necessarily for the CIA.
Pay no attention. The GRU are just being a bit touchy about competition.
Who?
Some asshole who likes boat shoes.
ZOMG the administration hasn't stopped thinking about Maui, unlike the MSM which has moved on to the catastrophe du jour.
Waiter, my catastrophe du jour has a fly in it!
So what if you drink too much beer, walk into a too-low ceiling fan and fall onto a still-lit gas stove?
I hate when that happens.
Throws Stone!
OT: Squeal like a pig, Donnie...
๐ง๐ฟ๐๐บ๐ฝ ๐ฃ๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฆ๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ด๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฏ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐น๐น ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ป๐ด๐ฒ๐ฟ, ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฃ๐ผ๐น๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น ๐ข๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ ๐ผ๐ป ๐ง๐ฟ๐๐๐ต ๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น
https://dailyboulder.com/trump-posts-a-staggering-31-videos-full-of-anger-blasting-political-opponents-on-truth-social/
Nope, still not enough to revoke bail.
So when does he get angry enough that heโll suffer a medical event?
He is the Sir John Falstaff of medical events. He is not only a medical event in himself, but the cause that medical events are in other men.
Tick-tock...
Insert let the desperation flow meme here.
https://substack.com/profile/157525103-hoovervilles/note/c-39369678?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2lsb5b
https://imgflip.com/i/7xm1p7
That's gonna cut into his tee time...
"If he's innocent, he has nothing to fear."
Mitch McConnell freezing again raises questions about Bidenโs health.
MSM
He wasn't freezing; he was pining for the fjords.
Beautiful plumage...
Isn't it fact true, that Hunter Biden's Giant Penis is still on the loose?!
Searching for the 50 foot woman.
โIt came from Hunter Bidenโs Penis.โ
The low budget horror film you didnโt know you needed.
The Colossas of Delaware?
We just call him The Big Guy
The unwanted sequel to "The Tingler"
Schlong Nine from Outer Space.
Plan 9"
And gas-powered?
Doocy: "I have a lump of pork in my cheek. How long will it take for my saliva to digest it?"