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Bub the Displaced Zombie's avatar

Okay, what was the over/under on the number of times Pete Doocy would step on his dick?

David Hendrickson's avatar

About the same as the over/under on the number of times he steps on a rake?

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Headline on C&L: "Doocy's Question Was So Stupid That KJP Had To Give Him A Spanking"

And here I thought "Spanking the Doocy" had a whole 'nother meaning.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

The front row is made up of total dipshits.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Fix the immigration mess? The GQp needs the immigration mess as part of their foot stomping plan.

willi0000000's avatar

"bastard stole infrastructure week, what's next?"

- Rs everywhere

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Keep their word? You ask the impossible!

tehbaddr's avatar

We've heard credible reports that Joe Biden actually sleeps with Kamala Harris at the Naval Observatory. Could you comment on that?

1st light's avatar

I find that incredible.

Doug Langley's avatar

"Would you believe they have sex at Camp David?"

"Not really."

"How about games of pinochle at a Motel Six?"

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

He does. They have separate sleeping bags. OTOH, Jill and Doug knock boots in the residence of the WH.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

We've heard credible reports that Joe Biden actually an covert agent in the pay of the Vatican. Would you comment on that?

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

I'm contemplating the Observatory.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

So, Mitch's taxidermist has cleared McConnell to stay on the job, despite health fears?

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Stuffed McConnell is already carefully strapped to the hand-truck, and has a full schedule.

willi0000000's avatar

Hannibal Lechter libels . . . Hannibal has standards

Rhand Holm's avatar

It's a low bar, the Senate Republicans don't do much of anything.

willi0000000's avatar

there's only one thing they could do less of . . . moan.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

SHE JUST SAID that the initial assessment of the damage hasn't been done, the process is ongoing. YEESH.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

But...but...but panicking and posturing SELLS AD SPACE!!!

MRK's avatar

Well, why wasn't it done in the minutes between the first question and this one?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

IS JOE BIDEN TOO SLOW TO BE PRESIDENT?

~ The NYT, prolly

Cincinnatus's avatar

NPR. Joe's taking the short steps up to AF1. Too old to be prez?

Rhand Holm's avatar

Wait, would I have to share my Socialist Beer? That sounds unsanitary. Couldn't I just buy a round for folk? Well, everyone but Larry. Last round I bought Lawson's Finest and his turn was warm PBR in cans that were slightly rusted from being on his boat.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I only share after I'm done with it.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Your chance for socialist beer is coming up in about three weeks in München.

1st light's avatar

Since this seems like an OT, I'll ask. When Biden asks Congress to send $24 Billion in aid to Ukraine, is he just referring to the original cost of the obsolete yet still useful tanks and cluster munitions we are sending, as in no NEW spending? I think that if this is so, that is great. We don't have to pay to store or destroy it, and Ukraine can kill Russians with it.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Somebody get the net — Tucker is screeching that news anchors spread propaganda for the CIA.

Eileen's avatar

Oh, Dear Jesus....

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Yeah... and? Tucker's entire job was spewing propaganda. Just not necessarily for the CIA.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Pay no attention. The GRU are just being a bit touchy about competition.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

ZOMG the administration hasn't stopped thinking about Maui, unlike the MSM which has moved on to the catastrophe du jour.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Waiter, my catastrophe du jour has a fly in it!

Carstonio's avatar

So what if you drink too much beer, walk into a too-low ceiling fan and fall onto a still-lit gas stove?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Squeal like a pig, Donnie...

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟯𝟭 𝗩𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼𝘀 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗢𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-posts-a-staggering-31-videos-full-of-anger-blasting-political-opponents-on-truth-social/

Doug Langley's avatar

Nope, still not enough to revoke bail.

Carstonio's avatar

So when does he get angry enough that he’ll suffer a medical event?

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

He is the Sir John Falstaff of medical events. He is not only a medical event in himself, but the cause that medical events are in other men.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

That's gonna cut into his tee time...

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"If he's innocent, he has nothing to fear."

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Mitch McConnell freezing again raises questions about Biden’s health.

MSM

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

He wasn't freezing; he was pining for the fjords.

tehbaddr's avatar

Isn't it fact true, that Hunter Biden's Giant Penis is still on the loose?!

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

“It came from Hunter Biden’s Penis.”

The low budget horror film you didn’t know you needed.

tehbaddr's avatar

The Colossas of Delaware?

Robert Eckert's avatar

We just call him The Big Guy

Zeitgeist's avatar

The unwanted sequel to "The Tingler"

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Doocy: "I have a lump of pork in my cheek. How long will it take for my saliva to digest it?"