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Subject/verb mismatch is a speaker's own goal.

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Villago Delenda Est ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

This guy is a total fuckwit.

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: Critter: "Where's my plane?"

Airport people:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-67202251

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: lots of rain tonight in Texas.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Squeal like a pig, Gramps...

'๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—บ': ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฝ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ

https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-scam-trial/

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everett fanuelli's avatar

Wait! Isn't his outburst ahainst the gag order?

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Doug Langley's avatar

I'm sure "Radical Left Democrat totally controlled by Letitia James and her thugs" is far too subtle and nuanced to meet the order.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Desperate to stop this trial, he's now using the fear of Covid as an excuse. Chris Christie enters the chat.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Herman Cain doesn't.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

โ€œItโ€™s a dumpster fire, frankly,โ€ said Rep. Huizenga as he exited the GOP meeting to settle on a speaker.

You know how bad it is?

Republicans are now openly, and in number, admitting that the party cannot or will not function.

I cannot imagine what those backroom shit-flinging meetings are like.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

They all know where the exit door is.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I wonder if they lie to themselves as relentlessly as they do everybody else.

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Or.G's avatar

One of two things is going to happen.

1. A few republicans work with Democrats to something (anything) done.

2. The whole party finally capitulates to the bomb throwers.

If I was betting I would bet on 2.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Could always cross the aisle, guys...

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Prometheus59650's avatar

"Treason!!!!!!!!!!"

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SkeptiKC's avatar

So help me Sagan but I do not believe that there is a color that Karine cannot wear fabulously.

That hunter green bodice looks simply smashing.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Trump's "lawyers" file a Motion to Dismiss the J6 election interference case against him, claiming it is unconstitutional, as it is CLEAR the Founding Fathers never meant the law to be used against rich, white, male property-owners.

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-capitol-riot-jan-6-bb5ccb68a6c054ef362eff6bf57203df

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The old White might makes right/Reich defense.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

There is a term of art called "malicious prosecution". Not vindictive prosecution. That's just made-up Trump bullshit.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Considering the source, I just naturally assumed it was bullshit.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

The Escalade is one of the worst vehicles I've ever driven. I rented one to get to Yosemite in winter. This was a top of the range ESV thinger, maybe $100K worth.

Good things: heated steering wheel, HUD for the nav.

The Sat Nav was programmed by the Disqus Chinchillas. That's all I'll say about that.

The brakes are made from American cheese slices, as far as I can tell. You'll be doing 35 or so approaching a row of stopped traffic at some lights and press the brakes. Then press more. Then start to panic a bit because this fucking thing is not slowing down and stamp them and then it'll think about stopping.

It's got a 420bhp engine, allegedly, but the vehicle weighs as much as Luxembourg, so you floor it at 65 and are rewarded with a sad little squirty dribble of power, rather like you'd imagine a PAB orgasm.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Yeah, but you're ridin' dirty.

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Schmannity's avatar

Global warming decreases .1%

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

After Trump announced his run for President, Jenna Ellis made statements to the effect that she did not support him because he was unchristian. After Trump was nominated, she did a 180 and said he was a good Christian, and later she said he was the best President in history.

I spent a little time trying to wrap my head around that sequence, but fortunately a little voice inside my head whispered, "Stop that. You'll injure yourself."

At any rate, opportunism and rank stupidity are a bad combination.

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wavicles's avatar

Forget it Jake, it's Ellis.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Jenna shoots self in foot with NRA blessed 9 MM pistol.

She then complains about the pain, blood loss, and the paramedics were not nice.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Home schooled princess.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Failure to launch.

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AIB's avatar

I read a study once (so it must be true) that people who are trained to be very obedient as children are more likely to follow a leader blindly as adults. This applies to getting into drugs, having abusive partners and, apparently, believing what Trumpโ€™s enablers were saying about the election. Having been home schooled tracks.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Fleece the flock.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

THE FINANCIAL TIMES is going after House Republicans for the infighting. Yโ€™allโ€ฆ

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Schmannity's avatar

COMMIE RAG!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

The FT isn't that bad a paper, all told. Much better than the WSJ.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I don't see how they could be worse than the WSJ, unless they were Storm Front...

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah that's a fair point, really. That or the Eunuch Times or whatever that shitpile is called.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Epoch Times. I have stories about those freaks.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Too bad they're both paywalled

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Lobbyists must be getting antsy.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

โ€œI canโ€™t go along with putting one of the most moderate members of the entire Republican conference in the Speakerโ€™s chair. That betrays the conservative values that I came here to fight for,โ€ Rep. Jim Banks, one of the Emmer holdouts, just told reporters outside of the meeting room.

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If Emmer actually ends up as Speaker, I'll be stunned.

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RocktonSam's avatar

Working with democrats goes against all of our 20 or so maga idiots fiber. We'd rather work with Putin. We hate everybody but us. We hate that trump and his base of stupid morons have us by the balls.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

That's basically it.

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wavicles's avatar

Oh, they hate themselves and each other also, too.

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weejee's avatar

Emmer's chances to with the Speaker are worse than his chances to win the 400 m hurdles in the 2024 Olympics.

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AIB's avatar

Iโ€™d be willing to bet 100 Qatloos that holdout MAGA Republicans are persuaded to betray their deeply held principles and vote for Emmer, just so they can get back to work on their dumbass agenda. Being in the House without a speaker is like owning a gas guzzling Ferrari but not having gas.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I think he entered Break Dancing.

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GH Swell's avatar

Tricathlon involving Twister, deadman sprints and orange butt kissing, all necessary evils for any leadership role in the current gop.

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Whatwhomever's avatar

I think Banks mispronounced โ€œauthoritarianโ€

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I quite honestly do not believe that the current GQP denizen of democratic vandals has the ability to sit down and select an objectively acceptable SoH.

Not this lot of extremist loons.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I read somewhere that if you put a little hat on a snowball it might last longer in hell.

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Schmannity's avatar

Conservatives favor not having a Constitutional Officer, as The Founders intended.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Yup.

If he hadn't kissed ass, he had a good shot at 5 Dem votes.

Now? They'd be insane.

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Cateck's avatar

OT: Walking the dog, we saw the best reason to keep your cats indoors and out of coyotes reach. I almost tripped keeping the husky away from it.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just grateful you're all right. Many years ago I was out with our gentle giant, a good natured Chessie named Kaos and that big 'ol boyyo saw a raccoon and took off after it, taking me for a bit of a drag down the road before I could unwrap my hand from his lead.

There were a few abrasions.

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Cateck's avatar

I walk with a fanny pack that I put my phone, keys, and poop bags in and I use a carabiner to clip his leash on it. Heโ€™s getting more mellow as he ages, he hasnโ€™t yanked me too badly for a long time. I also have a canister of postal dog spray in case we get attacked.

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The Wanderer's avatar

A carcass?

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Cateck's avatar

A head.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(Girl): "What's that in the road? A head?"

(Director): "No no no, it's 'What's that in the road ahead?'"

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Media: Trump has the freedom of speech to criticize Israel and praise Hamas. But AOC must be silenced.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Makes sense, PAB gets the ratings and desired demographic.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Of course! It's in the finest traditions of De Santis and Huckabee-Sanders!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The confederate context.

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Richard S's avatar

Welp, looks like I know what I'll be doing on the home computer tonight.

Cinema Sins, Honest Trailers, How it Should Have Ended, Numberphile, and Stand Up Maths all posted new videos today.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Also recommend the "BlueJay" and "Oversimplified" channels.

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แด„แดษข๊œฑแดกแด‡สŸสŸ's avatar

Off topic but Holy Hell! It's headed to near 80 today here in SE WI and the Asian beetles are out in force and all over everything.

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

It's headed yer way- saw...snow...at lunch.

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