Come clean about what? All of it! The coup Joe Biden did to himself, the plan to make Michelle Obama dictator for life, and more!
Or, you know, just whatever they had planned for today.
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Imagine, if you will, how the media would react if VP Harris had five children with three different men. Oh yeah, and also too fucked a porn star.
Should have started with a statement from the President: "President Biden has no knowledge of whether JD Vance fucks couches or not, and so we will not be answering questions about JD Vance fucking couches at this time. The President believes it is important for the American people to determine on their own whether JD Vance fucks couches or not, so he chooses not to speculate publicly."