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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And we're outta here!

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The people on the ground in Hawaii are thrilled with the response from the Feds. The assholes at Faux Noise HQ have no idea what they are talking about. She just slapped Reek upside the head.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Tell him straight up, Karine! Rub his snout in it. Stupid Fox Fuckers.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck off, Doocey, you Jimmy Pesto's Kid looking motherfucker.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Oh, Reek asking really stupid questions.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Something needs to be done with these attempted book bans. Your level of education shouldn't depend on which state you live in. Education should be (and I thought it was) a federally-protected right.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I long for the days when the front row was not made up of unctuous gits.

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Doug Langley's avatar

I'm almost nostalgic for the days of Huckabee Slanders putting reporters into headlocks and snarling "I believe you meant to say PRESIDENT Poopypants, right?"

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Rhand Holm's avatar

LOL, she asked something like "Would you support efforts by congressional republicans to tar and feather FEMA for failures of local EMS efforts?"

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Deanne Bennett Criswell: Criswell served as a member of the Colorado Air National Guard with the 140th Wing and was deployed to Kuwait. She also worked as a firefighter for 21 years. Criswell managed the Office of Emergency Management for the city of Aurora, Colorado.[8] She later worked in the Federal Emergency Management Agency during the Barack Obama administration before becoming the commissioner of the New York City Emergency Management department in 2019.

Michael Brown: Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association.

NYT: Both political parties fail to appoint talented staff.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

All this competence is frightening. Take me back to "Heck of a job, Brownie!"

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: birb returns to New Zealand! Birb was almost ex stinked, but is now o-kay.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66637182

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Yay! But it’s New Zealand.

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Richard S's avatar

New Zealand: As seen in Middle Earth.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Eh, they're both islands. [ducks]

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Granted, it has feathers, but does that make it a bird? Birds can fly. My parka has feathers, and like the takahe, it does not fly. Perhaps the takahe is a parka. Or a pillow.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Is there a betting line on how long it takes for Peter Doocy to piss off Karine?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Is there a betting line on how long it takes for Peter Doocy to just plain piss himself?

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Zeitgeist's avatar

Blah.

A judge in Massachusetts dismissed child sexual abuse charges against the former cardinal Theodore McCarrick on Wednesday, ruling the former high-ranking Catholic cleric incompetent to stand trial.

McCarrick, 93, still faces a criminal sexual abuse charge, against the same alleged victim, in Wisconsin.

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Parakeetist's avatar

I hope the families sue for money instead. At least they can get something.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

lol

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Watch Jeanine Pirro Furiously Argue That ANY Presidential Candidate Facing Criminal Investigations Should Be Disqualified

β€œWe cannot have a country led by a president subject to ongoing criminal investigations potential indictments and never-ending hearings. We cannot have a president under that level of scrutiny that inevitably leads to even more questions and more investigations. And irrespective of what happens to her, whether she is indicted or even guilty, it doesn’t matter. Her guilt is a moot point. She cannot take the Oval Office.”

https://www.mediaite.com/media/watch-jeanine-pirro-furiously-argue-that-any-presidential-candidate-facing-criminal-investigations-should-be-disqualified/

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

What the serious hell? What does she think TFG is facing???? Did someone spike her wine box again?????????????

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Robert Eckert's avatar

This is a clip from the 2016 campaign.

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Werewolf's avatar

Bibi Netanyahu made the same argument about Ehud Olmert years ago.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Box wine, what is with those pronouns?

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SterWonk's avatar

Not following the link, but pretty sure she was talking about Hillary.

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Gammarae's avatar

Would like to see the box be just about empty, which means she'd have to tip it one way, and then the other, and then just drag out the bag and press it until it gives up the last drop.

No, no personal knowledge, why do you ask?

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And we're about to begin!

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