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Nicola Leslie's avatar

This particular one is more likely to try to eat your eyeballs.

Tza's avatar

This is an insult to Jar Jar.

Jeff and Garcia's avatar

Jarvanka's out. They want to get back to regular grifting. People ask too many questions in politics.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Infrastructure Week! how I missed you!

JollyRogerMexico's avatar

So, in terms of the part of the infrastructure that relates to roads: it's not going to fucking matter if people continue to talk, text, and search on their phones while they drive! No amount of upgrades are going to improve the flow of traffic if people are going to drive distracted.

lisaaug's avatar

She's a middle-aged lady from Maine. Of course she shops for clothes in consignment stores.

Thorn Spike's avatar

Yeah, that whole “accountability” thing really sucks.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

They're busy working with the Sauds to fuck Jordan over.

Wookie Monster's avatar

You mean Princess Sparkletwat won't be trying to insert herself into the adult conversations at summits? https://media0.giphy.com/me...

sarafina's avatar

I voted for him!!!!!!!!

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I wish Darling Smart Pete could come and whisper sweet, sweet, infrastructure facts into my ear.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

None of us want to see anyone die of the 'rona. Still, I wouldn't be all that sad if Ted turned out to be a long-hauler. With votes.

Monty Market's avatar

Kudos for each serving in the military in a war zone: Jack, moreso, on a PT boat on patrol when an enemy destroyer cut it in half; whereupon he saved crewmen by swimming them miles to safety. Elected President only to be cut down by a Proud-Boy-like loser later in Dallas.

Monty Market's avatar

Better in Hindi: Buddha gee, maybe...