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This particular one is more likely to try to eat your eyeballs.

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Cuz Junior is genius at strategery:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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This is an insult to Jar Jar.

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Jarvanka's out. They want to get back to regular grifting. People ask too many questions in politics.

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Infrastructure Week! how I missed you!

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So, in terms of the part of the infrastructure that relates to roads: it's not going to fucking matter if people continue to talk, text, and search on their phones while they drive! No amount of upgrades are going to improve the flow of traffic if people are going to drive distracted.

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She's a middle-aged lady from Maine. Of course she shops for clothes in consignment stores.

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Yeah, that whole “accountability” thing really sucks.

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They're busy working with the Sauds to fuck Jordan over.

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You mean Princess Sparkletwat won't be trying to insert herself into the adult conversations at summits? https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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I voted for him!!!!!!!!

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I wish Darling Smart Pete could come and whisper sweet, sweet, infrastructure facts into my ear.

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He's lying.

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None of us want to see anyone die of the 'rona. Still, I wouldn't be all that sad if Ted turned out to be a long-hauler. With votes.

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Kudos for each serving in the military in a war zone: Jack, moreso, on a PT boat on patrol when an enemy destroyer cut it in half; whereupon he saved crewmen by swimming them miles to safety. Elected President only to be cut down by a Proud-Boy-like loser later in Dallas.

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Better in Hindi: Buddha gee, maybe...

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