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"Thanks everybody, we'll be back tomorrow."

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Karine: "That is very clear." And you are very stupid.

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Reek needs to be struck down by lightning right about now.

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Gosh, it sounds like Alexander Haig is not needed for the Biden National Security Team to function!

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But he's IN CHARGE!

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Reek just chimed in. Let's test "presidential immunity" by having Douchy escorted out of the building and dealt with.

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As I understand it, he could shoot him on the south lawn in broad daylight in front of cameras and as long as he resigned the next day he'd be good. I heard it from some Very SMRT Lolyers.

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That's just science!

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"Very SMRT Lolyers."

🀭🀭🀭

This needs to be a hashtag every time Donald Orange heaves himself into court

#VerySMRTLolyers

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Shoot and scoot!

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That's how the Field Artillery does it!

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Austin has quite a lot of diseases for a city its size.

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Is Austin on Epstein’s list?

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"Austin should have hired a publicist to make sure that even people in Furd, North Dakota, knew he had prostate cancer."

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Dang is it ever raining in MD.

Glad I got a new sump pump. Go, baby.

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Kirby press conf: Old Joe was only informed this morning about Sec. Austin's prostate cancer?

That's forked. Was Austin embarrassed about having prostate cancer????

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The Surgeon General needs to get on this with an education initiative – prostate cancer is a common health risk for men and survival rates depend on early detection. Men, esp. Black men need to be educated about the risks and consequences.

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"Prostate cancer: don’t die of embarrassment"

–https://www.readersdigest.co.uk/health/health-conditions/prostate-cancer-dont-die-of-embarrassment

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It's nothing like probate cancer, for example...

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Time to engage in blame game nonsense that Austin has already admitted to. SO FUCK OFF WORTHLESS STENOGRAPHERS.

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That Oy! thing is a troll

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Yes. Yes it is.

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Oh nothing but Austin questions.

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It's kind of a big deal

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It was going to go like that.

Not only is Secretary Austin Black -- but of course the racist WH correspondents have completely memory-holed how Donald refused to admit he had COVID even as he was admitted to Walter Reed and coughing all over his Secret Service agents as he made them drive him around and around the Capitol

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The press have finally got an actual scandal

Course it is not that sensational, but hey, work with em here!

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"He's old" wasn't getting traction outside the punditry. This probably won't either.

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If it wasn't a scandal when Donald did this, the WH Press Corps needs to sit the hell down

https://www.wonkette.com/p/live-whats-going-on-in-the-white/comment/46962816

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Karine should post rules for asking questions with that as #1

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Wouldn't that be awesome?

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Does Austin have a son-in-law that was given $2 billion by the Saudis to "manage"?

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Hope none of them discover that Biden is over 80!

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His dog bit someone also

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The dogs only bit the agents who were trying to take out POTUS Joe and VP Kamala

Nobody ever put those agents who got bit under oath

#JusticeForMajor

#JusticeForCommander

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(off topic, but wind and rain arriving in RI nao, and here we go!)

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I have to go half a mile to my dentist for a very brief examination......isn't worth driving, even if it's raining....

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I had to go half a mile to the dentist today for a cleaning...are we brothers?

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We're just starting a helluva thunderstorm heah in Floriduh. Doggo will NOT like it.

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poor doggo :/

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Yes, me toooo

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Fluff way up and stay Chiruppy, Birb!

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Thankey youuuu

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stay warm and dry, birb!

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Power just went out at Large Multinational HQ and we're running on backups. But the internet still works!

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yikes!

but the show must go on at all costs, eh?

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stay dry and warm.

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hatches, battened

etc., etc!

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"Trump leads Haley by big margin in N.H. primary, but would lose general election there to Biden, according to Globe poll" –https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/01/09/metro/boston-globe-suffolk-usa-today-poll/

"Two weeks before the New Hampshire presidential primary, Donald Trump holds a nearly 20 percentage point lead over Nikki Haley, but would lose a general election rematch with President Biden by roughly seven points, a new Suffolk University/Boston Globe/USA TODAY poll found.

Voters in the swing state said they were worried about immigration and the economy, but their biggest concern was one Biden has made a centerpiece of his campaign β€” the future of American democracy."

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"Womp, womp!"

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But the Siena poll?

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Wow. New Hampshire, huh? That is impressive.

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Hubby put on Faux Nosie to see how they are covering the trial today. Word salad is the only thing I can say. Along with FUCK Jonathon Turley

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No, he will not, because he wants the violence:

aaron.rupar

3h

Trump doesn't answer this question: "Will you tell your supporters now, no matter what, no violence?"

https://www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar/post/C14xsUJr1Fj

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How is this difficult?

Why do they keep asking that question??

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