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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

"Thanks everybody, we'll be back tomorrow."

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Karine: "That is very clear." And you are very stupid.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Reek needs to be struck down by lightning right about now.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Gosh, it sounds like Alexander Haig is not needed for the Biden National Security Team to function!

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

But he's IN CHARGE!

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Reek just chimed in. Let's test "presidential immunity" by having Douchy escorted out of the building and dealt with.

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V4Virginia's avatar

As I understand it, he could shoot him on the south lawn in broad daylight in front of cameras and as long as he resigned the next day he'd be good. I heard it from some Very SMRT Lolyers.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

That's just science!

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"M"'s avatar

"Very SMRT Lolyers."

🀭🀭🀭

This needs to be a hashtag every time Donald Orange heaves himself into court

#VerySMRTLolyers

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Shoot and scoot!

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That's how the Field Artillery does it!

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

Austin has quite a lot of diseases for a city its size.

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Joe Christmas's avatar

Is Austin on Epstein’s list?

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

"Austin should have hired a publicist to make sure that even people in Furd, North Dakota, knew he had prostate cancer."

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Dang is it ever raining in MD.

Glad I got a new sump pump. Go, baby.

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Oy!'s avatar

Kirby press conf: Old Joe was only informed this morning about Sec. Austin's prostate cancer?

That's forked. Was Austin embarrassed about having prostate cancer????

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Oy!'s avatar

The Surgeon General needs to get on this with an education initiative – prostate cancer is a common health risk for men and survival rates depend on early detection. Men, esp. Black men need to be educated about the risks and consequences.

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"Prostate cancer: don’t die of embarrassment"

–https://www.readersdigest.co.uk/health/health-conditions/prostate-cancer-dont-die-of-embarrassment

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's nothing like probate cancer, for example...

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Time to engage in blame game nonsense that Austin has already admitted to. SO FUCK OFF WORTHLESS STENOGRAPHERS.

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"M"'s avatar

That Oy! thing is a troll

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

Yes. Yes it is.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Oh nothing but Austin questions.

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Oy!'s avatar

It's kind of a big deal

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"M"'s avatar

It was going to go like that.

Not only is Secretary Austin Black -- but of course the racist WH correspondents have completely memory-holed how Donald refused to admit he had COVID even as he was admitted to Walter Reed and coughing all over his Secret Service agents as he made them drive him around and around the Capitol

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Fog of Jen's avatar

The press have finally got an actual scandal

Course it is not that sensational, but hey, work with em here!

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carovee's avatar

"He's old" wasn't getting traction outside the punditry. This probably won't either.

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"M"'s avatar

If it wasn't a scandal when Donald did this, the WH Press Corps needs to sit the hell down

https://www.wonkette.com/p/live-whats-going-on-in-the-white/comment/46962816

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carovee's avatar

Karine should post rules for asking questions with that as #1

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"M"'s avatar

Wouldn't that be awesome?

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Does Austin have a son-in-law that was given $2 billion by the Saudis to "manage"?

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Gout Machine's avatar

Hope none of them discover that Biden is over 80!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

His dog bit someone also

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"M"'s avatar

The dogs only bit the agents who were trying to take out POTUS Joe and VP Kamala

Nobody ever put those agents who got bit under oath

#JusticeForMajor

#JusticeForCommander

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(off topic, but wind and rain arriving in RI nao, and here we go!)

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Richard S's avatar

I have to go half a mile to my dentist for a very brief examination......isn't worth driving, even if it's raining....

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I had to go half a mile to the dentist today for a cleaning...are we brothers?

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Eileen's avatar

We're just starting a helluva thunderstorm heah in Floriduh. Doggo will NOT like it.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

poor doggo :/

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Parakeetist's avatar

Yes, me toooo

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Fluff way up and stay Chiruppy, Birb!

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Parakeetist's avatar

Thankey youuuu

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

stay warm and dry, birb!

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Gout Machine's avatar

Power just went out at Large Multinational HQ and we're running on backups. But the internet still works!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

yikes!

but the show must go on at all costs, eh?

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

stay dry and warm.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

hatches, battened

etc., etc!

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Oy!'s avatar

"Trump leads Haley by big margin in N.H. primary, but would lose general election there to Biden, according to Globe poll" –https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/01/09/metro/boston-globe-suffolk-usa-today-poll/

"Two weeks before the New Hampshire presidential primary, Donald Trump holds a nearly 20 percentage point lead over Nikki Haley, but would lose a general election rematch with President Biden by roughly seven points, a new Suffolk University/Boston Globe/USA TODAY poll found.

Voters in the swing state said they were worried about immigration and the economy, but their biggest concern was one Biden has made a centerpiece of his campaign β€” the future of American democracy."

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"Womp, womp!"

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

But the Siena poll?

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abbienormal's avatar

Wow. New Hampshire, huh? That is impressive.

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Alpaca22's avatar

Hubby put on Faux Nosie to see how they are covering the trial today. Word salad is the only thing I can say. Along with FUCK Jonathon Turley

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

No, he will not, because he wants the violence:

aaron.rupar

3h

Trump doesn't answer this question: "Will you tell your supporters now, no matter what, no violence?"

https://www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar/post/C14xsUJr1Fj

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"M"'s avatar

How is this difficult?

Why do they keep asking that question??

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