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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

The cretins of the White House Press Corpse should be sent to bed without their suppers.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Another unspeakably idiotic question.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

OK, this East Palestine idiocy has gone on for weeks.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Mid morning happiness: my oldest and my little biscuit kitten, beatified by filter. 😁

https://substack.com/@bluepnwcats/note/c-49548660?r=gc3ns

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Zyxomma's avatar

Beautiful photo. Thanks for sharing.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Thank you! I've always loved it. ☺️

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: A GOP state Senator in VA introduced a bill that cuts off state funding to any medical facility that preforms an abortion under any circumstance. VA Dems call his bluff on his performative bullshit and force a vote on the measure with no amendments. It was crushed 95-1-2.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-slap-in-the-face-dems-force-virginia-republicans-to-reject-member-s-anti-abortion-bill/ar-BB1id4nZ

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carovee's avatar

Nice times? Yay.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“Democrats keep winning elections by large margins, but for how long” - NYT pitchbot

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Demme Fatale's avatar

OT: does Andrea Mitchell always have a halting and fragmented delivery?

(I have never watched her before, and it's driving me nuts!)

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PrimerGray's avatar

Some here have referred to her as Meandrea.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Affirmative.

And I've watched her program before and cannot tolerate listening to her grating voice. It has replaced Barbara Wallace's annoying drone as a primary broadcast auditory assault on my ears. I'm wired strangely and my ears wince away in physical discomfort from various vocal characteristics. There are some voices whom I just cannot stand to listen to at all and it's not necessarily related to their politics.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

And now, in my mind, you are a human, but with big ol cat ears with the tufts on top. And the world is perfect.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

I get this.

To me, Wolf Blitzer has an unbearable monotone, and I can't understand why others don't seem to hear it.

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Eileen's avatar

I hear it. Thank you for saying it.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

I'm not alone!

Haven't watched CNN for years, since WB is on 24/7.

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V4Virginia's avatar

She's gone way downhill. I can't listen to her anymore.

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swmnguy's avatar

Yes. Has for a long time. She's also, for a long time, been as useless as her husband, Alan Greenspan.

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Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Yes she does and it's highly annoying. I literally just yelled "PUT THE WORDS TOGETHER IN YOUR HEAD BEFORE YOU START TALKING!" at her on TV.

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V4Virginia's avatar

OMG FINISH THE SENTENCE!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

'𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝘃𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵': 𝗙𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝗳 '𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴' 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰

https://www.rawstory.com/2024-election-threat-environment/

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swmnguy's avatar

The County officer responsible for elections in rural Renville County, MN, just quit for mysterious reasons. I'm guessing death threats had something to do with it.

This is happening across the country. I just happen to know Renville County very well, as I grew up not far away and have driven through it frequently for decades.

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carovee's avatar

Oh look. Stochastic terrorism is winning.

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swmnguy's avatar

I worry more about stochastic terrorism in those rural areas, where everybody knows everybody and all about them.

Where I live, in a precinct that cast 1600 ballots (1400 Biden, 110 third-party and write-in, 90 Trump), I'm not too worried about it.

But out there? Renville County borders Redwood County, where the FBI just busted a Nazi who was armed to the teeth and making ghost guns to arm his imaginary White Supremacy militia.

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carovee's avatar

I am very worried about election officials in rural areas. Not to mention pollworkers. I feel bad for progressives out in the hinterlands these days. It's getting scary.

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swmnguy's avatar

We're absolutely going to have to deal with the rural/urban divide. There's no fixing it perfectly. Never has been. Cities and small towns, much less unincorporated rural areas, are different. Things have to be done differently. Just because of all the people packed in close in cities.

To me the big issue is that the Finance industry has no use for areas below a certain density of population and overall wealth; other than for resource extraction. There's not enough in it for Finance to take an interest, and it's much costlier per person to do anything in less-populated areas.

It's another aspect of the subsuming of every other part of our society by Finance.

I read an article not too long ago that as far back as the 1950s, Finance bigwigs were talking about long-term strategies to get everybody out of rural areas and into cities, for exactly these reasons. Well, we're 65 or so years along into that process, and this is what we get.

I knew all along, growing up in a rural area, there wasn't anything for me there and I'd leave as fast as I could. My family was originally a lot more urban-inclined anyway, so that was almost assumed. But over the past nearly-40 years since I left, society has deteriorated out there to the point of collapse.

I don't know what the answer is. But letting Finance run the nation is going to fail, disastrously, for a multitude of reasons. This being but one. If we don't start definancializing our systems, institutions, and overall culture; it's going to be very, very bad. Because it's going to happen. It's just a matter of whether we take an active role in the process, or take our hands off the steering wheel and cover our eyes while pressing the accelerator to the floor. Which is what what we're doing looks like to me.

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carovee's avatar

One problem is that the government has ceded so much to Finance, as you put it. There is no reason that rural areas couldn't have had exceptional broadband 10 years ago. There is no reason they can't have thriving arts in their communities. But like you said, small towns were abandoned to resource extraction. That is a really good way of thinking about it.

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V4Virginia's avatar

Shitfuckpiss. This is gonna be one long-ass year.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's already been about ten months. Seems so, anyway.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The lunatic weather patters of the past year graphically demonstrate THAT to be terrifying true.

And if you're not scared shitless you haven't been paying adequate attention.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Demonstration only valid for people who are not paralyzed from the nose up.

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feralboy12's avatar

OT: Good guys with guns, chap. 458,782,697

Florida cop empties his gun & runs for cover after acorn falls on car:

https://jalopnik.com/florida-cop-empties-his-gun-runs-for-cover-after-acorn-1851255383

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Caepan's avatar

Of course he had to shoot. It was a black oak acorn!

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carovee's avatar

Holy crap, there was a guy in the car. I can't believe he wasn't killed or injured.

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Resource NW's avatar

Local squirrels die laughing... behind the oak tree.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Obviously, it was one of those gottdamn assault acorns with the extended magazine.

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swmnguy's avatar

Maybe it's not a good idea to isolate these cops from the community, and immerse them in the mindset that every single thing that happens is an attempt to murder them, personally and specifically, always and at all times.

Just sayin'.

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randomnessliz's avatar

suspended with pay for two weeks.........has to recover mentally, in fear for life, medal ceremony in early March

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Pretty soon I am going to start screaming.

And I am NOT going to be able to stop.

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Chemical's avatar

If it makes you feel better: The cop resigned. Says so at the end of the linked article.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Soon we will all be screaming and none of us will need a cracked rib to do it.

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V4Virginia's avatar

I think someone might need a little touch of PTSD intervention.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Sounds about right.

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randomnessliz's avatar

"Biden prefers Werther's Originals, Trump loves Mentos............Why Trump is now The Freshmaker"

- NYT Pitchbot

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Like he'd spare the coke for that...fhuuuttttpt

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Maybe he puts his Mentos in his ketchup.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

We already know he uses them for suppositories.

Right before a speech.

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Richard S's avatar

Mentos in one end, Diet Coke in the other.....

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And ketchup is hurled.

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clairence's avatar

(FauxSnooze):

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner is urging President Biden to declassify information related to a "serious national security threat." 

"Today, the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence has made available to all Members of Congress information concerning a serious national security threat," Turner, R-Ohio, said in a statement Wednesday

>I feel like someone's f*king with classified info, and it's not the White House.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I anxiously await additional details...

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V4Virginia's avatar

I read that as "debris" and I thought, that's about right :)

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V4Virginia's avatar

I can't wait to hear the definition of "information" in that statement.

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Richard S's avatar

Also, "serious".

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Definitely not Claude Shannon's definition of information. (Information Theory joke. Sue me.)

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Resource NW's avatar

Great, now I need to go back to school to learn this stuff. Is Simba teaching the intro course or LF?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That's more Simba's bailiwick.

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Resource NW's avatar

Good. LF's dope slap is kinda sharply delivered. He does not like stupid questions and dog knows I have a ton of them.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

House Intelligence Committee -- Nominated for Oxymoron Of The Century

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clairence's avatar

Sorry, my "OT" disappeared.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: A tech company, Near Intelligence, tracked people's visits to nearly 600 Planned Parenthood locations across 48 states, then gave that data to anti-abortion groups. "This is the largest targeting campaign we've seen to date against reproductive health clinics."

𝗔 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝟲𝟬𝟬 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶-𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘀, 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/13/planned-parenthood-location-track-abortion-ads-00141172

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carovee's avatar

Well that is horrible news. We need a constitutional right to privacy, stat.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

And then some.

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Eileen's avatar

PLEASE publish he membership list of Near Intelligence. In each state.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

Gilead, you say?

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

So near intelligence, and yet so far.

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Richard Goulding's avatar

Honestly this just makes me want to stop by the Planned Parenthood that is on the way to my office so that I give false intelligence and they waste time following me.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'm for stopping by, then swinging by the nearest gay bar, just to fuck with 'em.

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Richard Goulding's avatar

My wife and I will be waiting with drinks.

(She loves gay bars. Men don't bother her.)

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Plus the drinks are generally stronger.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Their actions are a NEGATION of intelligence, those regressive prats.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“What Biden’s choices of hard candy reveal about his mental state” - NYT cuisine section

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

It's Werther's isn't it?

My god we are sunk.

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R. Riddle's avatar

Werther's?

It's Curiously Strong Altoids all the way for Dark Brandon, baby.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

And have you seen the price of penny candy these days??

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MRK's avatar

There's nothing wrong with Werther's. I mean, almost anything chocolate is better, and I'm not going out of my way for Werther's, but if you're offering me one I'm not turning it down.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

"1855 – Texas is linked by telegraph to the rest of the United States, with the completion of a connection between New Orleans and Marshall, Texas." Shortly thereafter, the first robo-calls were made in support of James Buchanan.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Shocked that Texas allowed someone from out of state to string wire carrying electric current into their pure territory.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That the state has yet to connect itself to any sort of extraneous grid in order to provide the necessary voltage tells you that its' still intent upon remaining exclusive.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“Biden won Souzzis district by 8 points in 2020 but Souzzi only won by 7.9 as the “Biden drag” continues to hurt Democrats nationwide” - Politico

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Richard Goulding's avatar

I'm sorry, they're quibbling over a tenth of a percentage?

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Fake headline. It’s getting kind of scary that the msm is so bad that I have to mark these as made up.

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