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Peter Doocy's dumb motherfuckery hasn't lost its edge.

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Did not attend service but willing to send a polite note approving of it

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ah, jeez.......just when I was thinking of maybe replacing my toilet gaskets!

RIP, you astro-turf POS!

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Ah the efficiency of the private sector!

Why would people need fuel that works ahead of a major storm?

https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/tropical-storm-idalia-florida-08-28-23/h_fa502a23454c0c0d2628781441f84f17

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Imagine being at the receiving end of this evil plot. Those poor women (Ruby Freeman and her daughter) were investigated for like 2 fucking years.

https://twitter.com/tburages/status/1692025260466438343?

Tami Burages@tburages

This video of Trevian Kutti trying to intimidate Ruby Freeman is astonishing.

"I cannot say what specifically will take place. I just know that it will disrupt your freedom."

"You are a loose end for a party that needs to tidy up."

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Team Kanye

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https://nordot.app/1068956191080727077?c=592622757532812385

The fact that a member of the Boogerloo brats got arrested isn't the interesting part. It's this:

"Teagan's defense lawyer, Todd Shanker, has portrayed him as a young man struggling with alcohol and substance abuse while coping with a turbulent family life. He said that before his client's arrest last fall, Teagan was planning to leave the Boogaloo movement and start "a local militia focused on community service."

Isn't a 'militia focused on community service" an oxymoron?

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Looks like "Shanker" is the right handle for this attorney

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Not to mention his first name "Todd"

I've known a couple of nice Todds in my life but I generally agree with George Carlin on this (when it comes to names)

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"I'm transferring out of the Waffen SS for the Gestapo!"

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What service to the community will they provide?

“The replacement of elected Democratic officials with Republicans through violence of course”

Rewmembers how Barack Obama had that friend tangentially connected to the weather Underground in the late 60’s( when Obama was a child in Hawaii), and this became code for Obama is currently an active terrorist traitor to this day.

Y’all aren’t even the meth panthers

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huh? I had a turbulent family life and a major alcohol and substance abuse problem and, oddly, didn't wind up joining a hate group.

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"Society made me what I am!"

"That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk, just like me."

-Repo Man

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Word. Me, too. My dad, too. My mom, too. Sadly, most of her 11 siblings ended up going down the white nationalist/white supremacist road. Only about 3 of them were decent human beings. :(

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ugh! my situation was kind of the opposite. many of my grandparents generation were OG Nazis, great-grandfather was a Kaiser loyalist.

I had seen and heard enough ass-backwards bullshit by the time I hit middle school.

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That was the Black Panthers, and y'all shot them.

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That would be the Boy Scouts

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I was going to say “only less rapey” until I caught myself

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Wu Tang is for the children, y'all.

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Unacceptable Wu Tang libel, comparing them in any way to these people.

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Hah! Watching the original Drunken Master now.

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No, it's just the bullshit you say to pretend you aren't still trying to incite a race war and overthrow the government.

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i WaS tOtaLLy goiNg to HeLP pEople!

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OT: bought a flat of REALLY sweet and ripe blackberries and now I am feasting on blackberries like a black bear.

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Careful. Blackberries are a gateway drug to cocaine.

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I’m working my way through a tin of Spanish tuna and wondering why American tuna companies can’t produce stuff like this.

Nom Nom!

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There are some good American brands, not named “Chicken of the Sea.” We buy the Wild Planet tuna. Pricey, but more reasonable if you get a case of it from Costco or Amazon.

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Habba continues to impress everyone with her intelligence or lack thereof.

Habba: Trump Doesn't Need to Prep for Trial Because He's Not a "Normal Person"

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1696123850982125720?s=20

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Someone in her circle told her that TFG is so far off the rails that giving him additional time to prepare would not result in him actually being more prepared, and this is how she spun it.

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While that's a profound understatement I don't believe it really has the flex that Habba seems to believe that it does.

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Well, with his trial now set for March, he has his wish; a nice, speedy trial.

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She's not wrong. A normal person doesn't get indicted in four different jurisdictions.

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I'd have a hard time committing felonies in four different blocks.

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Most criminals don't have the reach to commit that many crimes in that many places so close together.

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He's really quite remarkable.

Also, I'm stealing that. LOL

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I'm sure Trump's new lawyer is ready to strangle her.

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Calling Putin right now to see if he's got a window he could spare.

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Take a number.

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She's half right.

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Good read on how the fascist coup was supposed to work.

"Framing Ruby Freeman was a key strategy of Trump's coup attempt, and thankfully, it failed

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/28/2189887/-Framing-Ruby-Freeman-was-a-key-strategy-of-Trump-s-coup-attempt-and-thankfully-it-failed

"That focal point was a 62-year-old Black woman named Ruby Freeman. And, according to the 98-page indictment now on file in the Fulton County Superior Court, the astonishing lengths Trump and his associates went to frame her show just how critical to the attempted coup she actually was. Along the way, Trump and his enablers’ tactics, carried out under the color of governmental action, provide a terrifying taste of what a second Trump administration would do to ordinary Americans if it were ever allowed to occupy a position of power in this country again.

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That story is utterly horrific. That poor woman. I don't know how either of them got the strength to get through what had to have been sheer hell, but they are amazing people.

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I feel like rereading Arendt's Eichmann in Jerusalem again. lots of evil, lots of banality.

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That woman deserves a billion dollars, just for what she's had to endure.

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Specifically because she is a Black woman, I might add.

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"Office of the Public Engagement"? Is The Public getting married?

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Public Engagement is when someone asks the other when they're someplace like ballgame. Those partnerships often involve martymachlia.

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Peter Navarro decision coming Wednesday, per @KyleAlexStewart. Government cross exam was short.

Judge Mehta said presenting Navarro’s impressions about his convo with Trump — not even presenting evidence of Trump’s actual words — was ““pretty weak sauce.”

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1696220949308145775?s=20

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I'd forgotten about this guy. Anyone care to fill in on what's going on?

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A quick google:

"WASHINGTON -- Former Trump White House official Peter Navarro will stand trial in September on contempt of Congress charges filed after he refused to cooperate with a congressional investigation into the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol.

U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta set a Sept. 5 trial date during a court appearance on Tuesday in Washington."

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Thank you. My google-fu could use some work.

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PAB support among GOP voters down 6 points. So much winning:https://news.yahoo.com/trump-drops-6-points-post-134808936.html

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I need him to lock the nomination.

He's free to crater after that.

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He will, it's not like everyone is going to flock to Human Dynamo Mike Pence

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Mike needs to turn down the animal magnetism a bit during the primary season so he can ratchet it back up in the general.

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They have nobody around whom they could POSSIBLY coalesce. It is going to be hilarious either way.

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Slight decrease? If it were a dem they'd say his support had cratered after it burned down and exploded.

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And dems in disarray

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It's not a huge deal, and those voters are probably not switching to Biden, but it's nice to see. And I've seen a lot more of this than backup to the article that keeps getting past around claiming his poll numbers are going up with each indictment.

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If they sit it out, or write Zombie Reagan, I'll take it

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"The poll found that 27 percent of voters felt entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy won the debate last week, but it did not immediately translate to an increase in his support, which dropped from 10 percent to 9 percent in the Emerson poll."

lololol

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Only a Libertarian could win a debate and be just as hated afterwards.

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the problem with libertarians really kicks into high gear when they open their mouths and start talking.

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Gosh, I can't see why "All your money belongs to me" doesn't resonate with voters.

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"More hated"

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Well there is that whole “brown” thing that Vivek is going to find difficult to overcome with Republican voters.

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"The more I hear him talk, the more I hate the guy".

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"Hey! That's my schtick!"

~DeSantis

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Excellent. Maybe his YUGE win in his own golf tournament will turn things around.

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I think he's already locked up the Golf Cheat Demogrpahic

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Cheats hate each other, because they hate being cheated more than anything in the world.

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Generally speaking, yes, but the MAGA crowd admires his cheating.

They all wish they had cheated on three wives and barely-penetrated a pron star because sincerely-believed Peeping Tomism.

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WTF – are we having a "Back To School" mass shooting festival or something?

These are occurring so often that there is barely any reporting on them

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True, but your first sentence is creepy. True and creepy.

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Shooting on UNC campus. I guess it’s “Shell week”?

Ok. I’ll be in the corner feeling bad about myself now…

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In large parts of the country this summer it was just too fucking hot to leave the house, even for an angry white nationalist or incel bent on violence.

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Doocy: "Karine, if Biden and Trump played a round of golf, how badly would Trump beat him?"

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TFG does everything badly.

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Don't you dare give that insipid git any ideas...

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Awwwwww Joe the Plumber died.

Fortunately, his corpse doesn’t trump my Constitutional right to mock his dead ass.

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I poured out some Drano for him.

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Add one to the Obama Death Count, per the rwnj's probably.

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I have never wished harm upon a man, but I have read many an obituary with great satisfaction.

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No matter how much we keep shouting KISSINGER!, the Universe is indifferent.

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He was mostly harmless.

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Except when he said “your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights.”

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Was he the one who said that? I thought it was some other narrow minded numpty.

Shit. I need score cards to keep these loons straight at this point in time.

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I don’t know if he was the first, but he most certainly did say them in an op ed piece he wrote a few days after a mass shooting in California in 2004.

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"he wrote"

Not a plumber, also not an op-ed writer.

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I thought it was after Sandy Hook.

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No, that was Earth.

Joe was just a jerk.

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The poor guy was just another expendable pawn to these callous, manipulative, entirely self-serving Rethuglicons.

My condolences to the man's family.

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Random Reporter: Many people are saying President Biden should spend less time touting his economic accomplishments and more time commiserating with the folk in red states who aren't benefiting as much. Does Biden lack empathy?

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