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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

If anyone takes The New York Post seriously, ever, you need to sign all your possessions (the dusty glassware, nicotine-stained curtains, your collection of Franklin Mint collectable plates, etc.) over to either your children or a junk shop.

Because your brain is in meltdown. You're one step away from a drool bib. Things are happening in your pants, which is why you're so confused about smells.

Please, for the love of all things holy, check into your nearest state facility. They have pudding! 💜

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. No video for me.

simpledinosaur's avatar

I think they're just upset with old Joe Biden because he looks old. I didn't see anything out of the ordinary in the clip being circulated. But by all means, let's all just ignore that Trump is a hideous loon.

"M"'s avatar

POTUS Joe was out riding his bike last weekend.

When was the last YEAR anyone saw Donald on a bike?

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

It’s very odd that there are numerous calls for Biden to step down and Kamala to be replaced.

But the 34 count felon guilty of rape and fraud, and insurrection, and a dictator wannabe, and walking gibberish machine…? Nah, he’s good to go. Gotta let the people decide and all…

LP's avatar

It's gotten so bizarrely obvious it's absurd. Like the corruption on the Supreme Court. EVERYONE can see this, but media just mostly keeps pretending that it's business as usual, folks.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

When the media says it’s not their job to pick sides they’re completely full of shit.

EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. They're picking the side of neo-fascism and most of America is too fucking stupid or checked out to see that.

EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, I'm almost at the point where I'm going to have to take a media break. This is fucking ridiculous.

LP's avatar

Media breaks are essential for your mental health. Especially cable news channels (which I never watch anyway).

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

It’s okay to rest for our own sanity. But we can’t quit. Too much is riding on this election!

EyeQueue's avatar

The guy needs to fucking shut up. Does anyone know where this damnable chud is from?

Lucius's avatar

Rupert Murdoch's right testicle?

Lucius's avatar

Rupert Murdoch's right testicle?

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!! Worried about Biden's cognitive fitness but not a word about the orange fucking dementia-riddled asshole fascist.

EyeQueue's avatar

These *fucking* fools. Jesus H. Christ. Shut the fuck up, guy. You are a drooling damned idiot.

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck off accusing the Democrats of "threats to democracy."

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck off chud.

Mortgages are up b/c of greedy, rapacious capitalists, NOT B/C OF BIDEN!

What the fuck?!?! I'm so sick of this feckless fucking "liberal" media.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

OT:

𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗹𝘆𝗻’𝘀 ‘𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽’ 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗿

Lamor Whitehead accused of conning woman out of her life savings and then spending the money on luxury goods

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/17/brooklyn-bling-bishop-sentenced

M-X's avatar

OT: your 90's DJ with something to dance madly to, dance like a thing bewitched........

Jesus Jones, 'Right Here, Right Now', and that totally adorable bouncing drummer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznHdJReoeo

LP's avatar

My favorite "Right Here Right Now", The video is horribly inaccurate but amusing. Would've been better with another Christopher Walken dance number maybe?

https://youtu.be/ub747pprmJ8?feature=shared

M-X's avatar

Oh hell yes, my man!!!!!

And I had a great time explaining the evolutionary stage of "Lucy" to the kid! She was found by a team from Cleveland, and we get to see her reproduced skeleton in our museum here; I ADORE HER.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Anthem ringing in The Hopeful Decade. Then everything went to hell, and here we are.

EyeQueue's avatar

The world won't wake up from history. We can't even remember the lessons learned about 60 years ago. We're getting ready to usher it in here. *sigh*

UVB-76's avatar

International bright young thing.

Evil HR Lady's avatar

I am literally listening to that song right now.

M-X's avatar

Oh, man, I just can't, haha.

[Redacted]'s avatar

Salting the congregation at the black church in Detroit was so blatant you have to wonder how often DONALD JOHN TRUMP has salted his other appearances.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Recently, the people at his rallies who are seated directly behind him (and on camera) have looked mighty uniform. I wonder how much it pays?

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Richard S's avatar

Same as downtown!

(obligatory)

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Wow. They fear the POC lady and really, really want Biden to lose. HRC is no longer running for office, in case any of them have not been paying attention. She doesn't want to be their political football any more.

BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

I have lost the ability to discern reality from satire.

SterWonk's avatar

That is the sort of brain genius thinking that I have come to expect from that author.

wobbly's avatar

But would Killary be content as merely Vice President?

SterWonk's avatar

What part of "Killary" makes you think she would *stay* VP?

LP's avatar

Especially if total immunity is involved, lol

Tetman Callis's avatar

Whatever it is that columnist is huffing, I don't want any.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

That is unimaginably stupid, and therefore par for the course with Kathleen Parker.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

No, but in a parallell universe it would be fun to watch.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

OT: Made it to Porto. Happily the hostel let me check in early because I was badly jetlagged and pretty much passing out on their couch. Took a nap, grabbed a quick lunch and went grocery shopping. Dinner was just fresh bread, some expensive Iberian ham, a little tray of cheeses and an orange. Perfect. Staying in tonight. It's raining so I'm not bummed I'm too wiped to wander. Apparently there's a Port wine tasting here at the hostel tonight. Tomorrow will be the first real sightseeing day.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

For crying out loud, try to have some fun, OK? :-p

Joe Beese's avatar

There is no bag of rat dicks big enough or salty enough for this asshole.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Reduced sodium. Original flavor.

Being released's avatar

Just called the NYT to cancel my subscription. I'll give them some credit. The hold music was some good jazz (sound quality was terrible, but what can you do). I ended up not cancelling, but got my costs reduced by 75%, which is really what I was going for. I like the cooking app and games and some other stuff.