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If anyone takes The New York Post seriously, ever, you need to sign all your possessions (the dusty glassware, nicotine-stained curtains, your collection of Franklin Mint collectable plates, etc.) over to either your children or a junk shop.

Because your brain is in meltdown. You're one step away from a drool bib. Things are happening in your pants, which is why you're so confused about smells.

Please, for the love of all things holy, check into your nearest state facility. They have pudding! 💜

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Ta, Evan. No video for me.

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I think they're just upset with old Joe Biden because he looks old. I didn't see anything out of the ordinary in the clip being circulated. But by all means, let's all just ignore that Trump is a hideous loon.

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POTUS Joe was out riding his bike last weekend.

When was the last YEAR anyone saw Donald on a bike?

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It’s very odd that there are numerous calls for Biden to step down and Kamala to be replaced.

But the 34 count felon guilty of rape and fraud, and insurrection, and a dictator wannabe, and walking gibberish machine…? Nah, he’s good to go. Gotta let the people decide and all…

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It's gotten so bizarrely obvious it's absurd. Like the corruption on the Supreme Court. EVERYONE can see this, but media just mostly keeps pretending that it's business as usual, folks.

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When the media says it’s not their job to pick sides they’re completely full of shit.

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Yep. They're picking the side of neo-fascism and most of America is too fucking stupid or checked out to see that.

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OMG, I'm almost at the point where I'm going to have to take a media break. This is fucking ridiculous.

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Media breaks are essential for your mental health. Especially cable news channels (which I never watch anyway).

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It’s okay to rest for our own sanity. But we can’t quit. Too much is riding on this election!

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The guy needs to fucking shut up. Does anyone know where this damnable chud is from?

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Rupert Murdoch's right testicle?

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Rupert Murdoch's right testicle?

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LOL!!!!!! Worried about Biden's cognitive fitness but not a word about the orange fucking dementia-riddled asshole fascist.

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These *fucking* fools. Jesus H. Christ. Shut the fuck up, guy. You are a drooling damned idiot.

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Fuck off accusing the Democrats of "threats to democracy."

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Fuck off chud.

Mortgages are up b/c of greedy, rapacious capitalists, NOT B/C OF BIDEN!

What the fuck?!?! I'm so sick of this feckless fucking "liberal" media.

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OT:

𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗹𝘆𝗻’𝘀 ‘𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽’ 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗿

Lamor Whitehead accused of conning woman out of her life savings and then spending the money on luxury goods

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/17/brooklyn-bling-bishop-sentenced

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OT: your 90's DJ with something to dance madly to, dance like a thing bewitched........

Jesus Jones, 'Right Here, Right Now', and that totally adorable bouncing drummer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznHdJReoeo

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My favorite "Right Here Right Now", The video is horribly inaccurate but amusing. Would've been better with another Christopher Walken dance number maybe?

https://youtu.be/ub747pprmJ8?feature=shared

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Jun 17·edited Jun 17

Oh hell yes, my man!!!!!

And I had a great time explaining the evolutionary stage of "Lucy" to the kid! She was found by a team from Cleveland, and we get to see her reproduced skeleton in our museum here; I ADORE HER.

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Anthem ringing in The Hopeful Decade. Then everything went to hell, and here we are.

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The world won't wake up from history. We can't even remember the lessons learned about 60 years ago. We're getting ready to usher it in here. *sigh*

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Sing it 🎶

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International bright young thing.

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Oooh, good song!

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Also too, "Right Now" by Van Halen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU7d2EHV_OQ

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I am literally listening to that song right now.

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Oh, man, I just can't, haha.

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Salting the congregation at the black church in Detroit was so blatant you have to wonder how often DONALD JOHN TRUMP has salted his other appearances.

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Recently, the people at his rallies who are seated directly behind him (and on camera) have looked mighty uniform. I wonder how much it pays?

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The ads that I’ve seen on craigslist offer about 15 bucks an hour

😂😂😂

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Same as downtown!

(obligatory)

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Washington Post Columnist Argues Biden Should Replace Kamala Harris With … Hillary Clinton

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/washington-post-columnist-argues-biden-should-replace-kamala-harris-with-hillary-clinton/

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Wow. They fear the POC lady and really, really want Biden to lose. HRC is no longer running for office, in case any of them have not been paying attention. She doesn't want to be their political football any more.

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In 1964 there was talk of making Dick Nixon Nelson Rockefeller's running mate. That would have been great! We could have kicked Dick around some more.

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I have lost the ability to discern reality from satire.

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toilet meth is a hell of a drug.

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That is the sort of brain genius thinking that I have come to expect from that author.

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But would Killary be content as merely Vice President?

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Ah *now* it makes sense!!!

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What part of "Killary" makes you think she would *stay* VP?

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Especially if total immunity is involved, lol

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Whatever it is that columnist is huffing, I don't want any.

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That is unimaginably stupid, and therefore par for the course with Kathleen Parker.

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No, but in a parallell universe it would be fun to watch.

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What? -Jim Clyburn

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OT: Made it to Porto. Happily the hostel let me check in early because I was badly jetlagged and pretty much passing out on their couch. Took a nap, grabbed a quick lunch and went grocery shopping. Dinner was just fresh bread, some expensive Iberian ham, a little tray of cheeses and an orange. Perfect. Staying in tonight. It's raining so I'm not bummed I'm too wiped to wander. Apparently there's a Port wine tasting here at the hostel tonight. Tomorrow will be the first real sightseeing day.

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Enjoy the tasting!

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For crying out loud, try to have some fun, OK? :-p

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There is no bag of rat dicks big enough or salty enough for this asshole.

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Reduced sodium. Original flavor.

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Doesn't deserve salt

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And not the Kosher rat dicks, either.

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Just called the NYT to cancel my subscription. I'll give them some credit. The hold music was some good jazz (sound quality was terrible, but what can you do). I ended up not cancelling, but got my costs reduced by 75%, which is really what I was going for. I like the cooking app and games and some other stuff.

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