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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

I'M POSTING A DICK JOKE, IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST. (read aloud)

"Where you from darlin'?"

"Ho-- down on Front St!"

"Really! Such a small world, isn't it, darlin'! Do you know a Dinky Withers at 83?"

"No!"

"Well it does!"

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Parakeetist's avatar

First painting I have done outside of art class.

It's not meant to be Earth.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C0caRZvOm5O/?igshid=NzBmMjdhZWRiYQ==

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Hail, Atlantis!

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Since I am blocked from liking this. I will just tell you i like this.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Anyone else chilling here to stay out the weeds on the Israel thread?

Oh well, I got a meeting. Laters!

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

The USS Carney uses a code.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

OMB Hatch Act violation: Saying 'MAGA loons' slights MAGA fruit bats.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Here we go!

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EyeQueue's avatar

WTF?

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

Ted Knight waiting gif.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

My sensi if you will, Mark a black man even shorter than me at 5 foot 6 shut down two ruffians calling out an entire room without even looking at them. Very calmly and under his breath Mark said "you guys need to shut the fuck-up" Mark's confident, serious aura sent em packin.

Now that's marble snatching!

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President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

OT: Dammit. What am I going to do with all the Doug Burgum lawn signs I went long on? I was planning on making a killing selling them.

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ciaobella's avatar

Donate them to a foreign NGO. Maybe one of the candidates in a political campaign in Botswana can change his name and use them.

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swmnguy's avatar

Store them for a decade, then sell them on eBay to history-nerd hipsters with connections to North Dakota?

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

How many other GOP sleeper candidates are still out there, droning along?

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Does it matter?

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PrimerGray's avatar

Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗴𝗮𝗴 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 — 𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-gag-order-appeal-2666432666/

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Trespassers Will's avatar

It may literally require an act of congress to shut that fucker up

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I am beginning to favor extreme measures of uncertain legality.

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

You know that wokeness concept which is so awful? It seems to me there's proving to be an excess of wokeness in the law that benefits this spineless needy creeping man we've got here, with his thousand chances for a reconsideration of every negative judgement that ever seems about to come his way. The punishment that never arrives.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Clearly we are on similar wavelengths.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Sign me up.

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Spotts1701's avatar

I thought that was only for bad ol' puddy-tats....

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

BLüüüRG!!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Delay being his only hope, glad this is urgent. Oh and good luck with this you orange turd.

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ciaobella's avatar

What the fuck. Why does he get ANOTHER "urgent appeal hearing"? This after attacking the judge's WIFE immediately when the gag order was reinstated.

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Double secret unprobation.

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EyeQueue's avatar

It's really disgusting and galling beyond belief.

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Spotts1701's avatar

All he's done is *ask* for one. The Court of Appeals hasn't granted it yet.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Un-freakin-believable. They'd better tell him to pound sand.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

He's white and rich.

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tempusfugit's avatar

He's white and an asshole. Rich--not so much!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

{{{Hamilton shakes head, shrugs, takes another hit...}}}

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Spotts1701's avatar

Apparently my niece and nephew have decided:

- they do not want to open Christmas Presents prior to Christmas Day

- they do not want to bake cookies for National Cookie Day unless they get an explanation as to why it is National Cookie Day

My sister is wondering if they've been replaced with pod people.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Only one way to tell. Ask them about raisins in cookies. If they like them, cut off all contact immediately.

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ciaobella's avatar

You won't believe what the White House Press Secretary said at this one weird press briefing.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Has this started yet? Have I missed it? :(

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Patience, young grasshoppa'.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

There was so much wisdom in that show. Although I didn't appreciate it as a youth. I was pretty much in the other camp at the time.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's on my binge list.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I loved it, and didn't even really know why (I was like 8-10). It just seemed really cool to me.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

I went on to study and instruct martial arts for 40 years. I was just funnin above.

I got it.

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EyeQueue's avatar

That's really cool!

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Sorry, getting lost in the stream here.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

I'm thinkin "here we go" I got the little one whose twice my size and half my age.

When I brought it up 5 minutes after these guys left and my heartrate came back down Mark had forgotten all about it.

"Oh, that wasn't going anywhere."

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EyeQueue's avatar

L:MAO!!!!!!

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