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OT again: This is actually pretty cool. Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn.

https://x.com/codyaims/status/1787285426060812298

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That thing has been an Eagle this whole time!? What in the gravy?!

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THE SHARPIE IS THE SMOKING GUN!!!!!

I repeat"

THE SHARPIE IS THE SMOKING GUN!!!!!!!!!

"Prosecutor: Would he ever refuse to sign a check?

Tarasoff: He would write Void on it.

Prosecutor: How would you know it was him?

Tarasoff: He would use a Sharpie, I'd recognize it.

Prosecutor: I'm handing you a thumb drive.

Trump's lawyer Blance: We object"

https://x.com/innercitypress/status/1787556089141018711

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His pen is mightier than his word. Worth more too.

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"How Sharpie than a serpent's tooth,

To have a thankless minion..."

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I think you meant "the smocking gun".

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Nothing good ever comes from getting addicted to a very identifiable Sharpie. Use a Bic like a decent person.

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Bic 4 color click pen made in France!

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Medium Pilot or GTFO.

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I am into the Pilot G-2s

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They have a great line but are not waterproof

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I also have a write in the rain set up.

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So, the Rs are saying Hakeem Jeffries is Mike Johnson’s accountabilabuddy now

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Yes. Good. Approvals for all.

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No Reek today, just other airhead Faux Noise "personalities".

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Ivanka Trump Floats a White House Role in Her Father’s Possible Second Term

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/ivanka-trump-floats-a-white-house-role-in-her-fathers-possible-second-term/

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We all float down here.

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Ivanka Trump Floats

Eric Trump Sinks

Don Junior Gloats

Donald Trump Stinks

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Tiffany Trump Lamps

Barron Trump Towers

Clarence Thomas Glamps

Samuel Alito Flowers

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Ilse, She-Wolf of the SS standin?

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Way OT: And not to beat, um, a dead horse or anything, but something else was bugging me about the Kristi Noem puppy shooting incident--was she just going to leave the corpse there for someone else to clean up? Or worse, for some kids to come across?

Not the most important part of the story, I know, but more evidence of her assholery.

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This has been bothering me as well. If you shoot a dog and then just leave the corpse there, isn't that, like, among other things, littering?

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I think she buried the doggo and the goat in a gravel pit.

Is it too long, or can she be arrested?

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I'm sure she went to all that trouble. Like she'll walk a block carrying trash to look for a trash can.

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Clearly you're not a country folk!

Dead dogs are a way to send a message. The message in this case being "one day I will fuck Corey Lewandowski and if you say shit about it I will make you envy this dead dog".

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"What the hell is this?"

[points at a dead dog in a KFC bucket.]

"It's a Sicilian message. It means "Luca Brasi irritates the chickens"."

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I like how Tom Hagen had to explain Sicilian messages to a room full of Sicilians.

I think it's called "Germansplaining".

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She took the dog to the train station

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Some enterprising forensic anthro should hunt for Cricket’s body and see how point-blank it was

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In the canine justice system, the dogs are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the ASPCA who investigate crime, and the yippy small dogs who persecute the offenders

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This is typical lib bullshit.

Of course not- she was a responsible dog owner and farmer.

She sent the corpse to the shelter with a note scrawled in blood saying "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO CHICKEN BOTHERERS".

It's called "personal responsibility".

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HI DANIEL

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HI SHAN!

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I helped a bee get outside of my house just nao - bye, bee

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Maybe the bee crisis is due to a slow bittle in their sex lives and they just need to set aside time.

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birb: "on bees"

heeheeheehee

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Kevin Spacey makes a presidential endorsement.

https://twitter.com/KevinSpacey/status/1787511374429442455

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Child rapist sez whut?

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I was totally waiting for this!

/s

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coveted endorsement!

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It's impressive how little this man understands how little he is wanted any more. Like, he is completely blind to the fact that no one gives a shit what he says or does as long as he just fucks off.

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He wants to be relevant.

If he can't even get so much as an old people life insurance commercial with Joe Namath, what's left?

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Spacey, Kennedy, or both?

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Space them both.

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But naked, we need the clothing to be recycled for future use.

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I think Spacey Kennedy is in Florida.

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Points for bravery. The MAGAs will come for him though.

Georgia Republican Geoff Duncan Says He’s Voting for Biden: ‘GOP Will Never Rebuild Until We Move On From Trump’

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/georgia-republican-geoff-duncan-says-hes-voting-for-biden-gop-will-never-rebuild-until-we-move-on-from-trump/

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Geoff! Dude! Check out your kids 8th grade history book!

Republicans don't want to rebuild anything. They have it just what they want.

It has been a long time coming. Since 1964 when Dems passed Civil Rights and Voting Rights and most, not all, of the racists became Rs. The 1964 election was a remake of the old Confederacy. Now it is even more.

They will never support an R pres than would send troops to integrate Arkansas. Or Alabama.

Or a R pres that dealt with Russia as our worst enemy.

I bet they don't even care about the politics of rice farmers in SE Asia.

And they sure as shit don't wanna give anyone, esp Seniors, a break on drugs or healthcare.

The Rs will move on from Stinky as soon as the South moves on from their Heritage.

Living in GA you know eggzakalle wtf I mean!

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Ding ding ding--this tells me that Duncan is actually serious about calling Trump a threat to democracy. That outweighs partisan battles over policy.

Haley, Christie, Pence--they say the words, but until they're ready to publicly back Biden, they don't quite mean it.

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The cartilage needs to form a shiny spine

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Hey there. I checked out of this site for a while, what did I miss?

Did the Veep speak yet?

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She did. All on message, we're making it possible for minorities to share in the American Dream. For a fucking change.

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𝐼𝑡’𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑅𝑜𝑚𝑛𝑒𝑦’𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜𝑔 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 (𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔!) 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑁𝑜𝑒𝑚’𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑔-𝑒𝑥𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛-𝑎𝑡-𝑑𝑎𝑤𝑛. 𝐼𝑡’𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑎 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑧𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/05/06/magazine/the-return-of-mitt-romneys-dog/

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"Bernie Sanders announces he will seek a fourth term in the Senate."

Bernie, you're 82. A Senate term is six years. Time to pass the baton, my friend.

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It's all relative. Older people can be still sharp as a tack. Me? I'm in my 60s.

If President: "Can't we shorten the nuclear codes to a simpler password? Because there's no way I can remember this shit in case Putin needs a smack down. Seriously, this is of national security interest. How about 'Jabberwocky'? I even know how to spell it."

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"Change the combination on my luggage!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

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So, those Post Offices are just gonna name themselves?

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I dunno. If Dianne Feinstein could...

nevermind

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I agree that he's too old, but, screw it. If Grassley wants to try to die in his seat, Bernie gets the same option.

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Bernie’s on my shit list these days (insufficient response to That) but even before that I considered him officially Too Old.

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Ah, but don't worry, if he dies he will be replaced by a Vermont Governor who is obviously a Demo-WHAAAAT????

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Larry David is only 76. Just saying.

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You mean the guy that chokes out muppets in front of kids and says he'd do it again?

Fuck that guy.

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Not someone I want working in government though...

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The Larry David you see on TV is just a character, not the real guy.

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A guy who writes shows about terrible people being terrible to each other.

I wouldn't want Sartre either.

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Hard to pass the baton when you're wearing mittens.

It would be cool if he had a protege that he'd start bringing with him, and make it clear he's preparing them to take that baton...even some staffer or chief of staff--"this person's been at my side for years, and we're working together" sort of thing...

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From everything I've read about Sanders, he's too narcissistic to take on a protege. I agree that if Grassley can stay, so can Bernie, but I don't have a lot of love for the guy.

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I saw the same for Biden. Sorry guys, but I'm 40 - I ain't counting on the next 20 years being great/my mind and body will be fine. It's kind of surprising there's not more noise about 60-70 y/o signing up for ANOTHER 4-6 years.

No, it's time to train your replacements you little shits.

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You don't think he's working with VP Harris? Who else is Biden going to take in that wouldn't be a slap to her?

And someone who's 60 has a LOT more years to work.

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Wisdom and experience are things

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I mean, sure, but you could still pass on that wisdom and experience and NOT actually be in the job role, no?

Like POTUS asking former POTUS for advice. Or even a VP wondering if they have the power to overturn an election. Ask your elders! But if we want things to progress and change with the times, probably should have reps that will need to live in this country they helped create for the next 30-40 years.

I'm really not comfortable watching those around me 60-80 years old dealing with numerous health issue and general decline making decisions that my age group will have to live with for the last half of our lives.

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Speaking for myself, I was not wise at all before fifty. Just think of it like how much you have learned and done with twenty years’ hindsight

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Look at Biden's accomplishments, look at his willingness to appoint and trust experts, and look at Nancy P! Old age and cunning can get shit done! Nacy was wise enough to take Jeffries under her wing and that's working better than most minority leaders could've imagined.

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This.

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