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Cincinnatus's avatar

All projection, all of the time:

“It’s not a question between right versus left anymore. It’s normal versus crazy, and President Biden and the left are doubling down on crazy,” [AR Gov. Huckabee-] Sanders said in a statement. “The time has come to return to the normal policies of the Trump era which created a safer, stronger, and more prosperous America, and that’s why I am proud to endorse Donald Trump for President.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sarah-huckabee-sanders-endorses-donald-trump_n_654a7be3e4b01b2585858e3c

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

“Normal kids in normal cages”

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EyeQueue's avatar

Ah, yes. Because common human decency and compassion is so crazy, while neo-fascism and bigotry and hate is just completely sane.

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clairence's avatar

Not feeling very confident after listening to answers about Israel/Hamas conflict.

It's like he's trying to thread a very fine needle

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Richard S's avatar

It IS a very fine needle.....

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SkeptiKC's avatar

From where I'm standing the current middle eastern conflict consists of two so-called governments committing a serious of war crimes against the other.

I don't believe that "containment" is exactly a concept that applies here.

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SterWonk's avatar

>... two so-called governments committing a serious of war crimes against the other.

And at least one committing them against their own people.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Newsweek: Donald Trump's Attorney Pushes for a Mistrial [https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-attorney-alina-habba-mistrial-new-york-1841489]

Alina Habba: "[On] bias, in general, I'll say: there is [a] judicial code of ethics. Those ethics extend to the entire courtroom and when you violate the rules of judicial ethics, there need to be certain things that hold you accountable."

Now do Crooked Clarence Thomas.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

"We are obviously going to move to completely dismiss this case that should be a mistrial based on some of the things you mentioned today that I can't talk about," Habba said

Funny how they can never talk about stuff. It’s almost as if they are just making shit up

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

The guilt has been established you ignorant bobble head

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I'll assume she is talking about her own team's lack of ethics, and inability to control their client.

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clairence's avatar

The judge wasn't able to contain us and our client! Mistrial!

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Mistrial on the grounds that the judge was mean to you and the sketch artist was BIASSSSS isn't really a thing, Habbadoobadoo.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Even I can recognize that for the no legal standing nonsense that it is.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Mistrials do not work that way!

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JustPixelz's avatar

I've never committed massive fraud and treason and election tampering ... so I don't know how mistrials work.

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Bobathonic's avatar

"I move for a bad court thingy."

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tek's avatar

There are also standards of behavior for Attorneys.

Just sayin.

Put it in a motion. With sources, cites, and case law.

Or STFU.

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Oh, that will ever happen. It’s all performative nonsense.

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

"Which part of Sit Down did you not understand, counsel?"

-- Judge Engoron

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Today on The View Whoopie made a crybaby face after watching the clip of Habba whining and it cracked me up.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

They will throw everything at the wall to delay until we are all dead.

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Bigby's avatar

You misspelled "the heat death of the universe"...

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: *gasp*

𝗥𝘂𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗶 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝘅𝗲𝘀: 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁

https://www.rawstory.com/rudy-giuliani-property-taxes/

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Bobathonic's avatar

Just think, if they can do that to *him*, they could do that to anyone who doesn't pay their taxes.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Unless, of course you're an oligarch.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Maybe his son, Meathead, will rent him a room.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

You mean R PACs aren't paying all of his bills like they are for the fucking moron? Why I never.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

But Roodles claims he'll stay loyal to the man who's cost him everything he's ever owned...

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I'm sitting here laughing at that.

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SethTriggs's avatar

You buy the ticket, you take the ride!

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Aw. Bless his heart.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Thoughts'n'prayers.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Tots and pears.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Peter Alexander, “Can you confirm that Biden aged another day today?”

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JustPixelz's avatar

Today's Doocey question:

◯ Is Hunter Biden's penis going to resign?

◯ Why is Crooked Joe shutting down the government in two weeks?

◯ I need a lavatory pass

◯ Does the demented president know who is president?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

◯ Did I just poop myself?

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

◯ Paper or plastic?

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

A two steak solution with hummus might just work.

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wobbly's avatar

Actually good questions about civilian deaths in Gaza - the answers not as good.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Same goes for gun laws in this country. If we can't fix our own shit how in the hell do we fix others?

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

"Well, to be honest, no one really gives enough of a fuck about it to actually do anything to stop it and several people in Congress are actively cheering it on..."

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

IDF knows the value of a child's life.

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ciaobella's avatar

"As usual, there will be a quiz, and it is just as important as the SAT."

Not the fucking SAT *smashes things*

Ciaobella Jr. is a high school senior and applying to colleges. Most colleges are now "SAT optional," which apparently means you don't have to take the SAT or submit SAT scores, but if you take the SAT, you can submit SAT scores and we'll consider them as part of our "holistic assessment of the whole student" or something. Very fucking helpful guidance, college admissions offices.

Some schools have gotten rid of the SAT entirely, though. Examples that I know of are MIT and the UC system.

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CalOldBlue's avatar

JC transfer into Cal (UC Berkeley) in 1969. Never took the SAT, never took the ACT. Graduated on time with a degree.

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blueicebank's avatar

The ACT, also, too.

"Why can't you just go on my high school GPA? This is a racket, isn't it?"

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

ABACABBDBA. Fuck, my #2 pencil just snapped.

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Bobathonic's avatar

ABACABBDBA is my scat (jazz kinda scat, you freaks) ABBA tribute band.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I hate to admit that I wasn't being original. I stole the title from one of Genesis' lesser-known hits, a little four hour prog rock song off of "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway." That song always frustrated me, with its three hour, 59 minutes intro, followed by Gabriel shouting "Wait! I forgot to plug in my mic!' and then the 57 seconds of it just getting quieter and quieter.

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Daniel's avatar

ABACABBDBA- Steve Miller Suffers Aneurysm Live On Stage

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

FUCK!! You just made each and every egg timer on Earth disappear! Watch your magic words, or I will revoke your privileges!

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blueicebank's avatar

"As usual, there will be a quiz ..."

Please gawd let it not be a pop quiz. We hated those things.

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Bobathonic's avatar

10 minutes prior to bell:

That kid: "Aren't we supposed to have a quiz today?"

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

And then the murders began...

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blueicebank's avatar

That kid didn't make it to the lockers that day.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Oh, look, another lawsuit.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝗠𝘂𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿, 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗗𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗩𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗔𝗳𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿𝘀 𝗷𝗼𝗯

https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/trump-served-in-conspiracy-lawsuit-by-mueller-she-wrote-podcast-host-who-was-fired-from-department-of-veterans-affairs-job/

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I hope he sticks with the winning strategy that earned him the default judgment in New York. Hell, I hope he gets the same judge as well.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Did I stutter?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

PAB's jobs program for attorneys may be his only success..

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blueicebank's avatar

His only contribution to the low employment these days. And not just for his crappy bus stop attorneys, but some heavy hitters on the other side.

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blueicebank's avatar

"unemployment" rate

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

PAB's jobs program for *shit* attorneys. FTFY!!

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Whatwhomever's avatar

Not always. Some of the attorneys attorneys can afford decent attorneys.

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Doug Langley's avatar

"I'm Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. As soon as his attorney arrives, we can begin.

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lmurr's avatar

You hate to see it.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Kiiiiirbeeeee!! Just adding some levity. Carry on.

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