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boo radley's avatar

This just shows me that they KNOW it's all horseshit. After all... if Biden truly were after assassinating Trump, what makes them think he wouldn't shut up one dumbass reporter? You don't go up to the crime boss and go "oh scuse me Mr Mafia Boss Guy, but why did you order a hit on the don of the rival family? Please speak clearly into the mike I'm holding and look into the camera..." LOLGTFO

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Beginning a sentence with "Look..." is condescending and I hate it. I hated it when Hucka-san used it too.

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Larry Senalik's avatar

As soon as the Supreme Court makes it legal.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Biden tried to kill me without full immunization presidenting vaccines!!!!"

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

OMG! Who is this guy?

"College debt relief is so unfair to people who did not go to college! SPLAIN YOURSELF!"

and then he keeps interrupting.

Fuck. Off.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

Oil company subsidies are so unfair to people who don't own oil companies. I could go on...

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oscarphile's avatar

"The smallpox vaccine is so unfair to people who didn't contract smallpox!"

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"How does all this tie in to the armada of Chinese Weather Balloons currently floating over the Pacific? Has President Biden made a compact with the overlords of Chinese Weather Balloons to maintain surveillance upon US citizens and especially one citizen in particular?"

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R. Riddle's avatar

Q: Did the President order a hit on Donald Trump?

A: No, that's ridiculous. Everyone knows that Mr. Trump is perfectly capable of digging his own grave and is in the process of doing so every day on the campaign trail and in court.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Look at what Dark Brandon hath wrought!

The big reveal about Dark Brandon's homicidal policy for a Florida dotard gets buried under a great big FOREIGN POLICY telathon!

LOL! Suck it Peter doocy! You ain't getting any daylight here!

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Are they really asking why Biden tried to kill Donnie? Because wtaf is that about?

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Boiler plate language in all search warrant docs re: use of force is ok if necessary. FBI dudes said they didn't anticipate doing this, and in fact waited until the Golden Asshole was gone, AND alerted the SS so as not to cause a fuss. No good deed goes unpunished. Bad ones though, seem to be rewarded. IYAR anyway.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

The FBI search warrant document verbiage. Written like all search warrants documents and rwnjs are slobbering all over social media about it. It was the fucking moron who talked of assassinating Biden at the NRA cult rally.

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randomnessliz's avatar

projection, that's what it's about

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IMPOed's avatar

Squirrel.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

The usual DESPERATE Republican "self-martyrdom" ploy.

In other words, it's a fundraising scam.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

MR. Hurst did a post about it.

Long Story Short: Lying Liars Gonna Lie Like Kethup Stained Rugs.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

At least Dementia Joe will have total presidential immunity.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Since we're talking about imaginary bullshit, why wouldn't any loyal American?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Yet another bullshit Republican lead for the national narrative...

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Russell Jones's avatar

As if we were running low on those.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

It's not like Dems usually challenge 'em. They take the bait every time.

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lmurr's avatar

Wait. I thought presidents have absolute immunity. What's the problem?

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Willow's avatar

Biden should just say “I thought your guy said I had presidential immunity” and leave it there.

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Schmannity's avatar

Biden didn't order the FBI to assassinate Trump until the SCT decides immunity.

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satch's avatar

Snipers are standing back and standing by...

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blueicebank's avatar

The question is if Trump has a food taster.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

When your BFF is Putin...YOU HAVE A FOOD TASTER.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Meh!

An entire platoon of Ninja German Shepard Attack Commandos under direct operational command of Major Biden has been in place for over six months.

Commander is leader of squad #2!

That's a fuckton of Good Boys on the job!

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Mavenmaven's avatar

The Gravel Pit Revenge Squad!

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Carstonio's avatar

If you check Major’s or Commander’s droppings, you’ll find shreds of a MAGA baseball cap.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

How do you know this?

That’s classified information!

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

It was in the shitter docs.

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Schmannity's avatar

Richard Painter, who prepared Alito for his confirmation hearings, "shocked" by his conduct in flying a MAGA flag, and says court should recuse Alito and Thomas or appoint an Inspector General for the Supreme Court. Here and Now on WBUR. https://www.wbur.org/

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

The only problem is that a quick glance at the US Constitution shows that Alito and Thomas can do whatever the fuck they want to and no one can stop them.

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Just_Jim's avatar

Except for cases where the Supreme Court has original jurisdiction, the Constitution says: "With such exceptions and under such regulations as Congress shall make."

That would make a clear case that Congress is authorized by the Constitution to make a law that stated that if there is a conflict of interest the Justice shall recuse themselves and failure to do so is a felony.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Surely shame and Thomas and Alito's desire to do the decent thing for the country and the Constitution will convince them that they need to recuse themselves.

Oh, I do slay myself sometimes.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

And please don't call me Shirley. Or late for dinner.

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Elderly John's avatar

Hysterical.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

When is Biden going to apologize and resign for ordering the Code Red against Trump?

By Peter Dooshy

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Just_Jim's avatar

When is Biden going to apologize for failing to be successful in his attempted assassination of Trump?

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I really WISH Biden would take the sardonic road and actually SAY this stuff in front of cameras.

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Coleman's avatar

the entire White House staff should just call him "Douche"

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Russell Jones's avatar

"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID."

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