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Nounverb911's avatar

Will Jen save doocey's goofy question for the end or will just get him out of the way quickly?

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Just add them to the list. The very long list.EMPEROR PENGUIN COLONIES FACE EXTINCTION U.S. officials are seeking to list emperor penguins as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act due to climate change. An independent study warned that nearly all colonies could be wiped out by 2100.

Debbie is fully Pfizered!'s avatar

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Old Man Shadow's avatar

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lucidamente's avatar

Doocy Atomic Wedgie Machine engage!

EyeQueue's avatar

OMFG. I just fucking can't. :( :( :(

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

You know who relies on the ignorance of others?

Con artists.

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Positive news on the vaccination front:

https://twitter.com/cyrussh...

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Oh, it’s even better than that. The non-woke guy who just lost his election said being woke means you lose.

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

And like many con artists, when these magat "thought" leaders get called out, they point to the fact that their victims were idiots and/or knew they were doing something wrong, and thus deserved it... which is totally true, but does nothing to reduce their guilt.