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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And we're done! Karine and the widdle kids will be back tomorrow!

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Bibi Netanyahu...Hamas recruiter of the year.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I see that Reek is in attendance today. Expect some idiotic "gotcha" question.

SkeptiKC's avatar

President Biden gets the things done that vastly benefit EVERYONE.

More Americans need to respect that fact.

Mr. Minky's avatar

Infrastructure week! Drink!

Mr. Minky's avatar

"Empty punchline!"

NICE!

Mr. Minky's avatar

"Karine, are we suffering from a cannibal gap?"

feralboy12's avatar

Hannibal Lecter was the first victim of a mask mandate. We should honor such pioneers of freedom.

"I mean, Hannibal Lecter--wow!"

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

It's nice when you can refer to a beloved literary character like Dr. Hannibal Lecter and everyone understands you immediately.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

"I ate their hamberder with some fries and a nice Diet Coke.

Covfefe-fe-fe-fe."

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Donald Trump now has sewn up the Hannibal Lecter voting bloc. How can Joe Biden counter this? Will he appoint Alfred Packer to the Supreme Court if a vacancy opens?"

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

He has some Argentinean experts lined up to advise on nutrition and also airline safety.

Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Either way, the chuds are eating it up.

Parakeetist's avatar

OT: Here's another thing that happened to Gov. Noem the Doggo and Goat Hater.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-69004304

Six Native American tribes have banned her from their land.

Russell Jones's avatar

The Lakota Law Project has kicked Noem's ass up one side and down the other in a couple of recent vids.

https://www.youtube.com/@lakotalaw/videos

SkeptiKC's avatar

Let's just say that at the moment I am damned proud of the fact that I have Oglala Sioux ancestry on my mother's side.

Thrice Great Grandpa Leigh would heartily approve of such an unequivocal UNwelcome mat.

GiggleSnort's avatar

The Pine Ridge reservation cited her rhetoric about immigrants, basically de-personalizing them, and noted that many immigrants from south of the border are indigenous (https://apnews.com/article/oglala-sioux-reservation-governor-ban-south-dakota-9f811bbd1ffaadf979e4353ad6e961ad). But that's not the only offensive thing she's said

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I like the fact that right next to the gravel pit is this pool of quicksand and she has found her way right into it.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

She needs to be banned from the Alpha Quadrant.

Russell Jones's avatar

We're working on it, but thus far the Borg are refusing to accept her in the Delta Quadrant. No response yet from the Dominion re: the Gamma Quadrant.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Assimilating her would degrade The Collective.

"M"'s avatar

Whooo

I think that's the best burn I've heard today πŸ€”

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Even the Borg don't want puppy killers.

Whatwhomever's avatar

Her biological and technological distinctiveness are unremarkable - unworthy of assimilation.

ciaobella's avatar

She can become an astronaut and join the PAB in the first manned mission to the sun.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The first rocket ship to achieve escape velocity by burning nothing but vast quantities of methane.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

It's cool -- they're going at night.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

My personal experience with that punchline goes at least as far back as when I first heard it in the late 1960s, in re: the Polish space Program.

Zeitgeist's avatar

An offshoot of the very successful Polish submarine entrance and egress experiments.

Mr. Minky's avatar

Okay, what's the over and under for Doochy saying something about Hannibal Lecter?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"If Joe Biden wins will Dr. Hannibal Lecter be appointed Surgeon General? How will this affect SNAP benefits and the school lunch programs?"

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Nope. World is perfectly quiet and serene. With about 10,000 insignificant exceptions.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

How long before the first β€œIn light of the recent Siena poll” question?

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Karine has repeatedly said that she's not going to comment on election related things, they should ask the campaign about that, but of course these are all toddlers who imagine they are "journalists" when first graders can do a far better job than they.

Tetman Callis's avatar

They think it's a "Gotcha!" question. "Why won't the Biden administration answer? What are they hiding? Can I have a cookie?"

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I love y'all's bond πŸ’™πŸ€β€