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Disgruntled Witch's avatar

I do believe they have all underestimated how many Americans are furious about the Tiktok shenanigans and have also completely lost whatever faith they had in our government due to the perceived inaction on the Palestinian genocide and the overall slide into christofascism.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

SUCK it, Vlad!!!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Well, no Reek today.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[with histrionic, Bernhardt level melodrama] How WILL we carry on?

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

He sez there's good reasons for being so late to the podium. OK.

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MRK's avatar

Nothing ever starts on time.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

True, but he mentioned there was reason for the delay, which is something one of my CGs did apologizing to all the staff monkeys who had been waiting 20 minutes for him to arrive. Fuckin' Pentagon on the line....

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

OT is Devin Nunes really smart or really stupid? This is either a fantastic bluff or the most idiotic move ever. The stock has been trending back up despite its complete lack of value and you want to see who’s manipulating it??

Trump Media CEO Devin Nunes on Tuesday urged House Republican committee leaders to investigate possible "unlawful manipulation" of the company's stock.

Nunes, himself a former House GOP chair, in a letter asked them to probe "anomalous trading" of the stock in order to gauge the extent of the alleged manipulation and "whether any laws including RICO statutes and tax evasion laws were violated."

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Trespassers Will's avatar

So Congress is investigating why a particular stock isn’t doing well, causing that stock to shoot upwards, and oh by the way it happens to be funding their nominee. Who’s manipulating what now?

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Fartknocker's avatar

I would check account receivable for purchases from the Prince Bone Saw Saudi fund.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Indeed. Someone's propping up that stock and it's not small-time rubes.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Hmm, Congress poking it's nose into the stock market sounds entertaining. I wonder, how all of that Wall Street money will react? Will those folk be happy to sit in front of James Comer answering stupid questions about their transactions?

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weejee's avatar

Nunes won't be cowed on this. If there is self-damaging blather to be blathered, then dagnabbit he's the one to do it.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

He and his boss think this is being done by Democrats. Probably Soros. Because stupid as fuck.

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MRK's avatar

Nunes once drew attention to a twitter account mocking him that most people had never heard of. He's an idiot.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Surprised he hasn’t gotten a call from Russia telling him to STFU at this point.

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Stulexington's avatar

Putin is far too busy losing the war in Ukraine to care about Trump's fail company.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Gateway Pundit declares bankruptcy.

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weejee's avatar

Pay-up Hoft!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

(Insert Ted Knight "well, we're waiting!" gif here)

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blueicebank's avatar

OT. South Carolina town didn't get the memo.

"South Carolina police field calls from residents alarmed by noisy cicadas"

• Newberry county sheriff’s office reassures people siren-like roar is male cicadas singing to attract mates after a decade dormant

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/24/police-cicadas-south-carolina

Shorter: "Their collective songs can be as loud as jet engines and scientists who study them often wear earmuffs to protect their hearing."

911 call: "Since when did you coppers attach jet engines to your rollers?"

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I'm honestly surprised that no exorcist got involved.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I'm amazed that there are still many on the left who watched Biden offer the GOP everything it wanted in a border bill, watched the Republican-written bill (predictably) fail in the GOP conference, then watched the White House get pretty much everything it wanted in Ukraine funding, and think the outcomes are coincidental, accidental, or unrelated.

This WH staff boasts some of the savviest political operators we've seen since FDR's day. While I don't think they necessarily expected Trump to overtly sabotage Lankford's bill, I've no doubt they'd already counted snouts, and knew the House would reject it. Johnson got his show-vote, and the WH got Johnson on board a Ukraine effort.

Joe is still old, though.

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

*This WH staff boasts some of the savviest political operators we've seen since FDR's day.*

*sigh* Look... snark aside, you guys really have to get a lot more cynical about what happens in the White House. Going from Ron Klain to Jeff Zients as Chief of Staff represented a massive rightward sea-change for this administration. The IRA, the Infrastructure Bill, the American Rescure Plan, that was all under Ron Klain's watch. Since then, the WH has given up all pretense of ambition and embraced right wing stances on everything from immigration to foreign policy.

There's no reason to believe that the White House wasn't being 100% good-faith in its attempt to pass that draconian border bill, especially in a Washington that fetishizes bipartisanship. It's only after it failed did the post-hoc rationalizations of "Oh, they were being so cheeky, knowing it would fail...!" come out. People like Zients really believe this stuff. His motto is "Execute, execute, execute!" for a reason.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Shut the fuck up, commie who doesn't go here. Everything to you is rightward.

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

You don't know who Jeff Zients is, do you?

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

You mean a normie business/tech guy?

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

Thanks, Wikipedia. Now if you knew his track record as COVID czar, you'd understand what I'm talking about.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

What getting it done and clearing the crisis? So you have nothing but sour grapes, small surprise concerning the dude who jizzes in his socks to Putin and Stalin

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

They got it done, didn't they?

I know you prefer your cornflakes pissed upon, so slurp up as usual, pal.

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

A giveaway to the defense industry, yeah, gargantuan task in Washington.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

We all know you want Russia to win

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

At this point, I just want Ukraine not to lose.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Keep backing up some more, dude who was rooting for Ukraine to l9se for over a year

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

Yeah, I only have the entire history of Biden's political career to bolster my case.

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Dave's avatar

fuck you

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Trespassers Will's avatar

The republicans brought a Johnson to a brain fight

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The right-wing wanted a Speaker who couldn't control their conference. They got one.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

They learned from Nancy Smash. Learn how to count, which is something the GQp is incapable of.

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RocktonSam's avatar

those goobers still can't figure out Dark Brandon is Master Class even with all those bigly brains and deal.makers .

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MRK's avatar

I'm most annoyed at a handful of people I've seen who want them to turn around and pass that border bill now.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I haven't seen that yet. Who are these people?

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MRK's avatar

Just some comments on other sites' reporting on the aid package making it through the house. People who are like "Yeah, now that we've got Johnson actually doing stuff, let's get that done," who clearly have no idea what was actually in the bill, or why it was politically useful to have Republicans shoot down the most conservative immigration legislation in decades.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Oh, I thought you meant congresscritters.

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

Yeah, takes genius political maneuvering to please the military industrial complex.

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

For the Palestinians that will be killed by the arms, yes. For the Russians, not so much.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Keep stanning for Putin

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William Flyin' Mackenzie's avatar

Odd way of doing that, not shedding tears over Russian casualties. Your head on straight today?

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Says the guy shitting on Ukraine and Ukraine funding for over a year. Folks remember your dumb past positions

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PrimerGray's avatar

He will be even older tomorrow.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

He's not getting any younger.

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<Insert Witty Username>'s avatar

"Supremacy Clause? What's that?" ~SCOTUS

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Fartknocker's avatar

This is scary: Her Majesty's equines were spooked by construction and are running wild in London.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-england-london-68888725

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Trespassers Will's avatar

Is it still “Her” majesty?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

I think they have them rounded up. Two of them made it four miles east before getting caught.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Avenge Queen Boudicca, Seabiscuit!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(His Maj's now)

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The Wanderer's avatar

(two squires skipping around, banging coconut halves together)

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

African or European swallows?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Oh, um, I dunno - AHHHHH!

(is hurled into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

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MRK's avatar

At least it didn't happen when you asked your favorite color.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Russian bots on Yahoo! "Won't do any good. It'll take months."

Yeah? Bite me. The fancier stuff might take weeks, but what they need RIGHT NOW, the bullets and the Howitzer shells) are already sitting in warehouses all over Europe just waiting for the order to be shipped.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I hope they all go home and wet their beds. Ukrainians are coming for you and they are even more pissed off than before.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The equipment has been staged for MONTHS. Fuck off, orcs.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Right. This is bad news for those assholes.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Ahh, so he's losing in court and wants to side-step things. Alex Jones did the same thing.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

EVERY BODY HATES ME 'CUZ I'M FEARLESS!!1

Yup, flawless intellect declares flawless victory. Don't go away mad, just go away...

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Yes, so sad. Anyway...

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Stulexington's avatar

That's a shame.gif

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[cackles with delight]

Innit tragic? [snicker/smirk]

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

So much for paying the fuck up.

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paul's avatar

OT- It's hardly objective, but I chuckled at this headline:

"Judge Warns Trump’s Idiot Lawyer His Entire Credibility Is at Risk"

https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiSGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LnlhaG9vLmNvbS9uZXdzL2p1ZGdlLXdhcm5zLXRydW1wLWlkaW90LWxhd3llci0xNTM5NDMyMjkuaHRtbNIBAA?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Which one? They’re going to have to be more specific.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

If he had any to begin with, he wouldn't have Trump as a client.

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paul's avatar

The chuckle was from saying "idiot" in the title. Sure, it's an opinion piece, but still....

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