Did Tolkien ever depict a Senate debate in any of those Lord of the Rings books? Probably not, right? Because every character is too busy being Catholic and feminist? Yeah. So there is literally nothing to guide Christine O'Donnell in her big debate tonight. That's okay, because she's you, and you generally spend this time of night masturbating. So that's what you have to look forward to tonight, Christine diving right into her "pudding cup." All the good parts may not be shown, though, because CNN will likely be cutting to each and every miner coming out of that mine in Chile, as if one of them is suddenly going to come out of that tube with Justin Bieber. BORING. Anyway, a debate! Debates are fun! Let's do this!
That wasn't as horrible as watching Rachel's take down of that nut Art Robinson but we might want to bring required courses in logic, argumentation, and rhetoric back into the public schools. While we still have public schools.
O'Donnell: "I'm for letting the military decide its own policy on gays in the military."
Blitzer: "The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is in favor of repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell."
O'Donnell: "What about the individual service chiefs? And all the heads of the commands? And every admiral or general, in alphabetical order, or by show size? And what about the Command Master NCOs? Or a straw poll taken of every officer between the rank of Colonel and 1st Lieutenant? And then the individual NCOs? Once they've all weighed in too, then I might be in favor of repealing it."
Eeeesh!! This has officially become the worst performance by an O&rsquo;Donnell since Rosie played Betty in <i>The Flintstones</i>.
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&quot;and lured little children into his gingerbread house.&quot;
That wasn&#039;t as horrible as watching Rachel&#039;s take down of that nut Art Robinson but we might want to bring required courses in logic, argumentation, and rhetoric back into the public schools. While we still have public schools.
&quot;He also drowns baby kittens and dabbled in witc-- oh, wait, that was me...&quot;
Thumbs up just for the &quot;ample ass&quot; reference.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where I live, &quot;coon-ass&quot; has a special meaning, and is a label worn with pride. By coon-ass Cajuns.
O&#039;Donnell: &quot;I&#039;m for letting the military decide its own policy on gays in the military.&quot;
Blitzer: &quot;The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is in favor of repealing Don&#039;t Ask Don&#039;t Tell.&quot;
O&#039;Donnell: &quot;What about the individual service chiefs? And all the heads of the commands? And every admiral or general, in alphabetical order, or by show size? And what about the Command Master NCOs? Or a straw poll taken of every officer between the rank of Colonel and 1st Lieutenant? And then the individual NCOs? Once they&#039;ve all weighed in too, then I might be in favor of repealing it.&quot;
If she should somehow win this election it would give much support to the idea of repealing the 17th amendment.
She should have expected a question about the Supreme Court. She could have used Wiccanpedia.
HEY! who won??
Do people actually go around calling themselves &quot;Del-a-war-i-ans&quot;?
She&#039;ll be pretty jowly in 20 years.
re: Stem Cells.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT????
re: ABORTION
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT NOW????
And since the military outlawed adultery it doesn&#039;t occur. Good.