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I here for the yawning chasm between the good lawyering and the bad lawyering. Here’s you happy thought for the day: when trump starts facing the vast cosmos of civil suits and criminal charges coming his way, the lawyers available to him are only going to get worse than this.

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Yesterday, there was a general "This is the best representation that he can get?" attitude.My response was yes, but it's not the worst he can get. Hold on to your hats, folks.

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Whar Orly?!

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I am floored that Rep Raskin is able to not only hold together, but do this well considering the last 4 weeks he’s had. Holy shit.

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I bet on some level he's glad to be busy. I sure would be.

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The reason Trump has once again refused to testify under oath at this, his second impeachment trial is because ,,,, unlike the first one....He can't claim to "Not Recall" saying any of the stuff that's right there on Twitter and Tape...!!!Bullshit only baffles his under educated base ... Anyone else that swallows his crap like the GOP Senators and House members are just plain power hungry EVIL ..and it's purposely directed to the minions at the expense of the country they swore to protect..

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Testifying under oath is an automatic “perjury trap” for trump because lying for him is more natural than breathing. In fact, I assume the only reason he keeps breathing is so he can lie some more

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Whar Sidney? Oh that’s right, hiding from process servers:https://www.wonkette.com/is...

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Hopefully "feet up, reviewing paperwork" is a cover for "pants shitting terror I'm next who's my lawyer".

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Maybe Hawley will perk up when one of the managers says, “And here’s Josh fucking Hawley, encouraging these motherfuckers to attack YOU, his coworkers.”

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this makes me feel slightly better

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i sort of wish theyd mix this up bc no fucking way can i handle 6 hours of jimjordanesque bullshit later today.

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That would be fantastic

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House Managers need to subpoena Trump's Chief of Staff as well as others that were in the White at the time and have them testify about Trump's reaction to the attack on the Capitol.

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Watching these vids confirms what despicable pieces of shit Trump and his fucking deplorable cultists are

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You couldn't put a stake through this zombie army's hearts. They had no hearts, only zeal...

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