Liveblogging Some GOP Debate Rerun That Is Not Actually A Rerun, Tonight!

Tune in tonight as we liveblog, against our will, CNN's very own amateur porn hour GOP debate edition of Wolf Blitzer trying to cop a feel off deranged hair monster Rick Perry! 8PM ET! Herman Cain will also sex 9/11 , Michele Bachmann will sex the corpse of her own campaign, Rick Santorum will sex himself, Mitt Romney will sex the ghost of Tim Pawlenty, Ron Paul will just hope Rick Perry tries to sex his hand again, and everyone else will sex Wolf Blitzer after he gets in a few rounds with Perry. Hooray!