Liveblogging Some Lady Named Hillary Making Speech About How She 'Won' Or Something
MAKIN' HISTORY.
OK, liberal US Americans, it is time for us to throw aside our DIFFERENCES, and just maybe experience a moment of togetherness and fellowship, because Hillary Clinton, who is a lady, is making a speech right now about how she has reached the necessary delegates to receive the Democratic (lady) nomination for (lady) president of the United States of America. THIS IS A BIG FUCKIN' DEAL, as Joe Biden would say.
Shall we liveblog it while we watch together? (UPDATE: Now that the speech is over, you can still watch it RIGHT HERE! Skip to like an hour and forty minutes in to the video.)
HERE WE GO!
Shakespeare said "We are such stuff as dreams are made..."
And Donnie is such stuff as nightmares spawn.
I cannot guarantee you that this monster won't win. I cannot predict the future.
But I can extend my hand to you and say The Good Fight is worth fighting. I know black depressions too.
I will say that HRC is going to give it her all. And we have a secret weapon named Donnie Drumpf who has failed far more than he has ever succeeded.Those two facts give me a lot of optimism.
So let us mock him, let us troll him, let us use him as a plaything and make sport of his every flaw. And know that every barb is chafing his tender, thin skin.
Remember that Wonkette is home, and in your home, you may be as snarky as you wish to the Troll, and he will only be deleted and then raised from the dead to be mocked on Sundays. Take peace in that. Read no comments anywhere else.