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fuflans's avatar

man. i am so sorry i missed this.

wait. no, no i'm not at all.

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fuflans's avatar

this is one of the most poignant things i've read all night.

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fuflans's avatar

this is a perfectly delightful post.

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fuflans's avatar

and neither has michele ma bell.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I didn't think they showed Kortney at all.

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fuflans's avatar

that graphic is pretty fucking awesome btw. even if michele looks way more natalie portman than she deserves.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

FREEDUMB!!!!!11!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The Iowa straw poll is going to end the Obama presidency?

Michele Bachmann is soooo ridiculous.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

BREAKING: Asking Newt For A Closing Statement <i>Not</i> A "Gotcha" Question.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Comedy happened. Sweet, sweet, alcohol-fueled comedy.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't forget the MJ as well.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm guessing he's not counting on unemployed people voting. Or employed people, for that matter.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Mitt has this insane idea that has been floating around that unemployment insurance should be privatized.

Now imagine a major economic depression. Millions of people try to collect their insurance and boom every insurance company becomes insolvent just like when the credit default swaps came home to roost.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And so he could remind us that Reagan was for sound money...wait, whhhaattt???

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I wonder what he does with the extra space.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Let's finish up like it's Jerry Springer. They got a bell and everything!

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