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fuflans's avatar

man. i am so sorry i missed this.

wait. no, no i'm not at all.

fuflans's avatar

this is one of the most poignant things i've read all night.

fuflans's avatar

this is a perfectly delightful post.

fuflans's avatar

and neither has michele ma bell.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I didn't think they showed Kortney at all.

fuflans's avatar

that graphic is pretty fucking awesome btw. even if michele looks way more natalie portman than she deserves.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The Iowa straw poll is going to end the Obama presidency?

Michele Bachmann is soooo ridiculous.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

BREAKING: Asking Newt For A Closing Statement <i>Not</i> A "Gotcha" Question.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Comedy happened. Sweet, sweet, alcohol-fueled comedy.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't forget the MJ as well.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm guessing he's not counting on unemployed people voting. Or employed people, for that matter.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Mitt has this insane idea that has been floating around that unemployment insurance should be privatized.

Now imagine a major economic depression. Millions of people try to collect their insurance and boom every insurance company becomes insolvent just like when the credit default swaps came home to roost.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

And so he could remind us that Reagan was for sound money...wait, whhhaattt???

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I wonder what he does with the extra space.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Let's finish up like it's Jerry Springer. They got a bell and everything!