Is everyone clutching a bottle of Advil in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other? Does it matter which hand is holding which? NO! Tonight we will watch all 83 GOP presidential candidates stand together on a stage in Ames, Iowa and real-life Twitter incomplete sentences with all the fury of James Joyce on an amphetamine binge TIMES ONE HUNDRED at one another in order to win America's eternal disdain. Who will be the winner? Tim Pawlenty, if his place at the lectern has not been replaced by a rusty stop sign before the end of the debate. HERE WE GO!
Mitt has this insane idea that has been floating around that unemployment insurance should be privatized.
Now imagine a major economic depression. Millions of people try to collect their insurance and boom every insurance company becomes insolvent just like when the credit default swaps came home to roost.
man. i am so sorry i missed this.
wait. no, no i'm not at all.
this is one of the most poignant things i've read all night.
this is a perfectly delightful post.
and neither has michele ma bell.
I didn't think they showed Kortney at all.
that graphic is pretty fucking awesome btw. even if michele looks way more natalie portman than she deserves.
FREEDUMB!!!!!11!
The Iowa straw poll is going to end the Obama presidency?
Michele Bachmann is soooo ridiculous.
BREAKING: Asking Newt For A Closing Statement <i>Not</i> A &quot;Gotcha&quot; Question.
Comedy happened. Sweet, sweet, alcohol-fueled comedy.
Don&#039;t forget the MJ as well.
I&#039;m guessing he&#039;s not counting on unemployed people voting. Or employed people, for that matter.
Mitt has this insane idea that has been floating around that unemployment insurance should be privatized.
Now imagine a major economic depression. Millions of people try to collect their insurance and boom every insurance company becomes insolvent just like when the credit default swaps came home to roost.
And so he could remind us that Reagan was for sound money...wait, whhhaattt???
I wonder what he does with the extra space.
Let&#039;s finish up like it&#039;s Jerry Springer. They got a bell and everything!