Liveblogging The Democratic Debate Or HGTV Or Whatever's On Tonight, We Don't Know

GATHER ROUND JERKS!

Great, it's night two of this, just great, hope all these candidates are happy with themselves, JUST GREAT.

All we know is that there are about a hundred "Tim Ryans" in the race and at least one "Tulsi Gabbard" who need to GTFO, because we are not in the mood for any more two-night extravaganzas from hell.

That said, YAY, WE ARE SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT'S DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, IT IS DEFINITELY THE THING WE WANT TO BE WATCHING RIGHT NOW, AYUP!

Tonight is the big showdown between all the people who matter who aren't Elizabeth Warren. That means Kamala and Joe and Bernie and Pete and Marianne Williamson, AKA "The Frontrunners." Also some other people, we guess.

If you missed our recap of last night, that is here, and also here is our liveblog of last night. It was great, just great, bless all their hearts.

Here is an episode of "Love It Or List It," if you're not feeling it, but want to stay here anyway:

Love It or List It - Betting the Horse Farm    www.youtube.com   

And here is the debate:

LIVE: Democratic Presidential Debate - June 27 | NBC News    www.youtube.com   

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Now let's liveblog! (The debate. Not "Love It Or List It." Probably .)

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