WHO HAS ALREADY PASSED OUT from alcohol poisoning, or masturbation, or both together for those extra magical unicorn points? Are you still with us? Is anyone still left, in America? We are not here, we are ghosts. None of this is real. Ronald Reagan is just the star of your zombie porn collection and Rick Perry is the safe where you store your diamond-encrusted dildos that are also not real, because of diamonds just being cocaine smashed together between Rick Santorum's ass cheeks, which are also fake. What the hell are we talking about? LIVEBLOGGING THIS THING STILL, AGAIN, ALWAYS, ETERNALLY, HOORAY:
Only the streaming version, I&#039;m afraid. Luxury it may be, but I find it necessary to take my mind off of the hobo beans I&#039;ve been eating, plus it drowns out the sobs.<br /><br />---
That&#039;s about it. Housing will be tight, but laptops will be cheap, and one can always tap into the neighbor&#039;s electricity while piggybacking on their wifi. Welcome to the New American Dream.<br /><br /><br />---
Only the streaming version, I&#039;m afraid. Luxury it may be, but I find it necessary to take my mind off of the hobo beans I&#039;ve been eating, plus it drowns out the sobs.<br /><br />---
That&#039;s about it. Housing will be tight, but laptops will be cheap, and one can always tap into the neighbor&#039;s electricity while piggybacking on their wifi. Welcome to the New American Dream.<br /><br /><br />---
Hah! Got you beat. I steal basic cable from my landlord.<br /><br />---
Three initials and two words...
GWB - Eight years.
Here...here...there...here again...not enough there
Netflix just put up 7 seasons of Start Trek: The Next Generation. Ahhhh, sweet oblivion.
It&#039;s upside-down.
Where&#039;s the Al Jazeera guy?
They been up for a while. All Treks &#039;cept DS9 because of racizms.
Didn&#039;t he quit? Was that probably the reason?
Bachmann is toast because toast is an inanimate food item that offers just as many good ideas.
I want to know how he squares that with being a &#039;fifth generation Texan.&quot; Maybe he&#039;s an anchor baby!
Candidates for faculty positions at UNC.
Them Texas good ole boys with their souped-up auto-mo-beels are gonna be pissed if the gubmint takes away their nitrous.
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Being a re&dagger;arded adolescent, he&#039;d better watch his step.