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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Only the streaming version, I'm afraid. Luxury it may be, but I find it necessary to take my mind off of the hobo beans I've been eating, plus it drowns out the sobs.<br /><br />---

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That's about it. Housing will be tight, but laptops will be cheap, and one can always tap into the neighbor's electricity while piggybacking on their wifi. Welcome to the New American Dream.<br /><br /><br />---

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Hah! Got you beat. I steal basic cable from my landlord.<br /><br />---

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Three initials and two words...

GWB - Eight years.

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Here...here...there...here again...not enough there

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Netflix just put up 7 seasons of Start Trek: The Next Generation. Ahhhh, sweet oblivion.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's upside-down.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where's the Al Jazeera guy?

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They been up for a while. All Treks 'cept DS9 because of racizms.

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Didn't he quit? Was that probably the reason?

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Bachmann is toast because toast is an inanimate food item that offers just as many good ideas.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I want to know how he squares that with being a 'fifth generation Texan." Maybe he's an anchor baby!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Candidates for faculty positions at UNC.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Them Texas good ole boys with their souped-up auto-mo-beels are gonna be pissed if the gubmint takes away their nitrous.

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??<br /><br />---

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Being a re†arded adolescent, he'd better watch his step.

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