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Too bad they couldn't use math.

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Point taken

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Given Newt's base, it would be better to refer to him as "Speaker to Animals"

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They have to check in their magical underwear. What? Everybody's wearing them these days...they're all the rage.

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What the fuck is in them anyway? Just a bunch of mud and mosquitoes. You don't want malaria, DO YOU? ...... fuck, how much longer is this thing, it's making my balls shrink

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Sell my McMansion in Arlington to buy an adobe ranch in NM, I don't fucking think so. Plus, I'd have to send my kid to school with all the browns. (well, different browns from the DC kinds)

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Wait, we are back to the double-fence thing? Free triple ladders for all!

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There was a fetus in there for some reason, is it going to die of mercury poisoning in it's West Virginia holler?

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They work well when they aren't crashing, you just have to replace the eyes of everyone in the landing zone every 6 months due to the sandblasting.

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I think Dr. Paul is gonna do an emergency tracheotomy on Rick Froth with that lovely Mont Blanc (walmart knockoff) pen

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I hope somebody has seized all of Newt's adverbs for the night. I am stunningly tired of them, fundamentally.

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A bunch of fucking heathens I tell 'ya!

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