Is it really already the last debate? Have there even beenanybefore tonight? Wait, the intern telling us something... !!!... okay, so there have been about 20 debates! Thanks, intern. (You're fired.) Well, this process has certainly made us a better nation. So let's watch tonight's CNN debate live from the gay Mexican firecracker hellscape of Arizona and type some nonsense about it.
What the fuck is in them anyway? Just a bunch of mud and mosquitoes. You don't want malaria, DO YOU? ...... fuck, how much longer is this thing, it's making my balls shrink
Sell my McMansion in Arlington to buy an adobe ranch in NM, I don't fucking think so. Plus, I'd have to send my kid to school with all the browns. (well, different browns from the DC kinds)
They work well when they aren't crashing, you just have to replace the eyes of everyone in the landing zone every 6 months due to the sandblasting.
Too bad they couldn't use math.
Point taken
Given Newt's base, it would be better to refer to him as "Speaker to Animals"
They have to check in their magical underwear. What? Everybody's wearing them these days...they're all the rage.
What the fuck is in them anyway? Just a bunch of mud and mosquitoes. You don't want malaria, DO YOU? ...... fuck, how much longer is this thing, it's making my balls shrink
Sell my McMansion in Arlington to buy an adobe ranch in NM, I don't fucking think so. Plus, I'd have to send my kid to school with all the browns. (well, different browns from the DC kinds)
Wait, we are back to the double-fence thing? Free triple ladders for all!
There was a fetus in there for some reason, is it going to die of mercury poisoning in it's West Virginia holler?
They work well when they aren't crashing, you just have to replace the eyes of everyone in the landing zone every 6 months due to the sandblasting.
I think Dr. Paul is gonna do an emergency tracheotomy on Rick Froth with that lovely Mont Blanc (walmart knockoff) pen
I hope somebody has seized all of Newt's adverbs for the night. I am stunningly tired of them, fundamentally.
A bunch of fucking heathens I tell 'ya!