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I want to know how a Corporate person goes to jail, or death row. Ask him that.

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Fuck it, I want my food stamps, where do I sign up?

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His oldest son just crawled out of his bedroom window to go blow a dude 3 doors down - just for SPITE.

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It must be hard beating cnacer and MS with only $250 Million in the bank. Annnnnddd... Newt cops out!!!! "She's not inately better" ouch!

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She's not innately better, is the gutter underneath the bus. That's like saying ' don't get too comfy, blondie'

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<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/269/furrydeb...">http://imageshack.us/photo/... Who wants to sign this woman to her own design label?

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This next question about your wife making the best first lady is gonna be a killer. Set your DVRs

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This thing is a clusterfuck, what does anything any of these guys have said have to do with a practical application in reality? Space, no Space, private Space, budget cuts, strongest military ever, moon units, moon colonies applying for statehood. Who slipped the shrooms in their drinking water in the green room?

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Meh, turn the sound down , and use a dry-erase marker to draw word balloons on the 'candidates'

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Obviously, Carlson Subaru has money to lend, cuz they're on the gold standard.

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Well, at least we have that. I want a WRx Sti, fo realz. (I said z, autocorrect)

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It's about to get punchy over personal accounts and marriages! Did anybody see this <a href="http://2012.talkingpointsme..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/democra...">http://2012.talkingpointsme... And no, mitt, you didn't do anything to earn $40 mil in 2 years

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All those rolling R's just made me fire my guns in the air to defend the borders! And how is Mittens lip-sweating already?

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Exactly, so we are going back to backing right-wing guerrillas? I'm confused.

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