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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It's still the same, he's conditioned by all the wedgieds he got from the kids of Army Rangers who actually went to all those wars he loves so much.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Good idea. My aa stock is just skyrocketing!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Can anybody explain this Lifetime show? The name alone makes me wanna watch, I just cant do it.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Like he is gonna eat my liver, I know what you mean.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Totally regulation's fault. Look at how many banks in GA have failed because of overregulation <a href="http://www.fdic.gov/bank/in..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/bankli...">http://www.fdic.gov/bank/in... I swear some of these places existed to give loans to their friends. 'American Momentum Bank'???? Really???

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PubOption's avatar

How many rednecks would consider voting for Cain, to be an act of mutiny?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Off the "White Album" no less. Michele's running mate Charles Manson might disagree, though.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Now I drive in San Francisco where double parking is pretty much a religion. People just stop in front of you and get out of their car in the middle of traffic to go run into Starbucks. Talk about your blood pressure squirting out of your ears.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Looks like the Senate voted down Barry's jobs plan.

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/sorry_mrpresident.jpg" target="_blank">WHY ISN'T OBAMA FIXING THE ECONOMY?!?!?</a>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Speaking Greek. That's analingus, right?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Perry and Bachmann should just fuck already and get it over with. This isn't "Moonlighting."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Being president will be good practice for Mitt when the committee or God, Joseph Smith, and Tom Cruise start giving out planets to rule on Judgement Day.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> “64% of the people want a regular audit of the Fed.” </i>

And 100% of republicans who say shit like that are just pulling numbers out of their ass.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

What does Barbecuer-of-Owls have to say about this?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote>...who is most qualified to return the United States to the glorious eternal night of the Middle Ages and plagues, to complete the cycle of history.</blockquote> Those who do not learn from history are condemned to pretend they understand history, and make up shit.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Ethel Morman was a great patriot. God bless America.

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