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It's still the same, he's conditioned by all the wedgieds he got from the kids of Army Rangers who actually went to all those wars he loves so much.

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Good idea. My aa stock is just skyrocketing!

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Can anybody explain this Lifetime show? The name alone makes me wanna watch, I just cant do it.

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Like he is gonna eat my liver, I know what you mean.

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Totally regulation's fault. Look at how many banks in GA have failed because of overregulation <a href="http://www.fdic.gov/bank/in..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/bankli...">http://www.fdic.gov/bank/in... I swear some of these places existed to give loans to their friends. 'American Momentum Bank'???? Really???

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How many rednecks would consider voting for Cain, to be an act of mutiny?

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Off the "White Album" no less. Michele's running mate Charles Manson might disagree, though.

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Now I drive in San Francisco where double parking is pretty much a religion. People just stop in front of you and get out of their car in the middle of traffic to go run into Starbucks. Talk about your blood pressure squirting out of your ears.

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Looks like the Senate voted down Barry's jobs plan.

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/sorry_mrpresident.jpg" target="_blank">WHY ISN'T OBAMA FIXING THE ECONOMY?!?!?</a>

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Speaking Greek. That's analingus, right?

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Perry and Bachmann should just fuck already and get it over with. This isn't "Moonlighting."

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Being president will be good practice for Mitt when the committee or God, Joseph Smith, and Tom Cruise start giving out planets to rule on Judgement Day.

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<i> “64% of the people want a regular audit of the Fed.” </i>

And 100% of republicans who say shit like that are just pulling numbers out of their ass.

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What does Barbecuer-of-Owls have to say about this?

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<blockquote>...who is most qualified to return the United States to the glorious eternal night of the Middle Ages and plagues, to complete the cycle of history.</blockquote> Those who do not learn from history are condemned to pretend they understand history, and make up shit.

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Ethel Morman was a great patriot. God bless America.

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