Liveblogging The Pathetic Embarrassing First Tier GOP Losers Debate: A Live Blog

He's ready. YOU ready?

Didn't we all have such a good time laughing at the second-tier candidates' debate? We sure did! Now let's watch Donald Trump and the other guys have their turn. And hey, if you missed the Kids' Table debate from earlier today, like during "All My Children" or whenever it was on, go read Wonkette's live-blog of that, and catch up on all the news about how Lindsey Graham is going to die alone, Carly Fiorina sexts with Bibi Netanyahu and Rick Santorum used "optimism" to put seven babies in his wife's butt.