Life was kind of fun, here on Earth! Wasn't it? Not that much? Did wesquandera pretty nice setup, here on this planet? Whoops. Oh well, maybe Jesus will forgive us, in space. Let's liveblog the nationwide roll-out of Death Quakes from California to the East Coast and everywhere in between. Alaska and Hawaii -- and, we suppose, "Guam" -- are already drowned by now. Oh wait, we're doing this
"...wear fake sailor dress uniforms and do drills at Tom Cruise speech events."
There are people who would pay for that opportunity. Especially if you tell them they get to do it for a billion years. (If there's a Rapture after that, so much the better.)
What's truly amazing is just how friggin' stupid the jeebus-people are. Check out #2 (1806), where Gawd wrote the Rapture date on an egg. Or maybe they thought the chicken wrote it. Actually, I can't imagine what they might have thought. Doesn't matter... nothing is so stupid or preposterous that these fucktards can't swallow it whole.
The one thing this Camping clown has going for him is the World's Most Valuable Mailing List Ever. If he could auction off that priceless gem on EBay, there'd be dozens of Russian, Bulgarian, and Ukrainian scammers, and at least a hundred Nigerian princes, bidding for it -- all of whom have millions of dollars sitting in bank accounts (especially the Nigerian princes.)
I really, truly hope they have less chance of being right... I'd hate to discover that God is an asshole with infinite power. I mean, that would suck, right?
Yer welcome. Classic line, from "a drinker with a writing problem." (Can't get more Irish than that.)
"I will be with a fork in my hand" is good, but it captures only one of Behan's layers of meaning.
I'm not sure peer review works, when your peers are also delusional.
Did Rosie have useful attachments? Ahnold should have had one of those instead.
That's what you get for selecting "minimize freeways" on a 7,000-year trip.
That&#039;s something of a let-down.... I was really, really counting on this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuJxYmJlEHY">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Possibly a Union door or an aggravated female voter and a purse with a lot of hardware.Details are lacking.
&quot;Jesus would return on the same day that Wonkette shut down. &quot;
I&#039;m cool with that, actually. *Jesus rolls eyes; still tapping his foot.*
Even in heaven, there are quality control problems.
&quot;...wear fake sailor dress uniforms and do drills at Tom Cruise speech events.&quot;
There are people who would pay for that opportunity. Especially if you tell them they get to do it for a billion years. (If there&#039;s a Rapture after that, so much the better.)
What&#039;s truly amazing is just how friggin&#039; stupid the jeebus-people are. Check out #2 (1806), where Gawd wrote the Rapture date on an egg. Or maybe they thought the chicken wrote it. Actually, I can&#039;t imagine what they might have thought. Doesn&#039;t matter... nothing is so stupid or preposterous that these fucktards can&#039;t swallow it whole.
The one thing this Camping clown has going for him is the World&#039;s Most Valuable Mailing List Ever. If he could auction off that priceless gem on EBay, there&#039;d be dozens of Russian, Bulgarian, and Ukrainian scammers, and at least a hundred Nigerian princes, bidding for it -- all of whom have millions of dollars sitting in bank accounts (especially the Nigerian princes.)
WIN.
&quot;I whined and moaned and begged and...&quot;
Whoah ... you had me going there, for a moment...
I really, truly hope they have less chance of being right... I&#039;d hate to discover that God is an asshole with infinite power. I mean, that would suck, right?
Bad news for America&#039;s corn-fed scooter-bound libertardian teabaggers. Someday.
Blessed are the grifters, for they shall con the poor into thinking that they shall inherit the earth.
The Fracture?